Things that Vidya gaems have taught you

The final boss will always be stupid enough to leave a save point outside of their chamber

The final boss always will have a transformation

The more human the character looks, the stronger

The final boss will always have 4 or more guardians that you must fight before you fight the final boss.

 

That ammo will run out and you die a horrible death by using your knife against a mass clusterfuck of zombies

 

Save beforehand. Every. Fucking. Time.

 

they reminded me to believe in my friends and never give up and that love is stronger then giant flying robots.

 

Pushing a single button at the right time decides life or death.

 

Cheat codes.

 

Which, in KH, is two, L1 and O,X,[ ] or Triangle, only to find out of potions. ...and hi potions, and mega potions, and elixers. But, you realize you have enough magic to heal yourself, but all of this took two seconds. Your screwed.

GYAHHHHH!!!!! You dead.

 

Sometimes you will have to fight the final boss several times only to find out it's not the final boss.

 

I was WTF'ing at that battle cause it was just the first one with a shinier version of the boss.

 

The final boss always comes at the end instead of the beginning where he could just kill you there.

 

You always have to go through some kind of insane challenge before getting to the final boss.
Like finding a key in a dungeon or something.

 

The final boss is always weaker than one of the other (or in some cases, most of the other) bosses.

 

You will always be able to play as an uber awesome hax character for roughly 7 minutes.

 

You always have some super awesome finisher move/combo.

 

Loot the bodies of your dead enemies every time.

 

You will temporarily gain super amazing abilities for a moment to show off and look cool and then lose them for anything actually important.

 

Mickey .

YOUR HAIR DEFINES GRAVITY /squareenix

You must gain the ultimate weapon so that you can brag to your friends about it.

 

The impossible is exactly what's going to happen and your friend's appearances will change depending on how much they want to help you. And somewhere along the way...you can do your hair without product or any styling appliances in two seconds. And you can be a giant slob and not shower or change your clothes for a year because they will never ever ever get dirty, and you won't smell either.

 

Falling in the ocean will never mess up your super-special-awesome hair.

There's always some old dude or creepy voice that teaches you how to do stuff.​

 

Killing massive amounts of people is okay if they're even remotely in the way of your objective.