Things Kingdom Hearts characters never say!

lol nice!

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*In any scene where sora unlocks another world*
Sora:YES I OPENED IT!!! *goes to gummi ship*
Sora:LET'S GO TO DISNEYLAND!!!

EDIT
:)

 

lol.............................................(realy)


http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=28744

lol......................................(harder)
http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=28744

 

You really are addicted to advertise your thread right?

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Sora:Finally...In that door we shall fight xemnas...
Sora's mom:WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!!
Sora:MOM!!??
Sora's mom:YOU COME HOME RIGHT NOW OR YOUR GROUNDED
Sora:But i'm gonna save t3h wor...
Sora's mom:SHUT UP AND DO AS I SAY
Sora:Yes mommy *thinking* and that's why i left *thinking*

 

ROFL, I gotta do one, I SOOO gotta do one. Ok-ok-ok-ok, lemme think...

Hayner, Pence, and Olette are chillin' in their secret spot. Sora, Donald, and Goofy walk in, dazed.

"Like, WTF you want bishes!?" - Hayner
"Uhm... Nothin', I don't want any problems." - Goofy.
"Maaaan, gtfout! Nao! You dun mess with us, we killee you!!!11@!" Olette, walking forward, getting in Sora's face.

Sora takes two steps back, a look of disbelief on his face. He looks slowly over at Donald, then to Goofy. He looked back up at her, with her hands on her hips, slightly bent forward, her eyes boring into his.

"Did she just..?" Sora asked slowly, looking back at Goofy. Goofy nodded solemnly. "Ooooh, **** NO!" Gets into Olette's face.

"Oh. No. You... DI-ENNNHT!!!!!" Sora replied, snapping his fingers and waving his arms at Olette.

"YOu'd bettuh Fuxin' bEHLEEVE Bish! We could take all o' you down, in lyke, dis!" Olette snaps her fingers.

"Oh noes!" Sora screeched like a wounded feline "We ish gonna," looks hard at the trio opposite them, and says loud and angrily "GET PWNED!"

Pence gets out of his chair, and then Hayner hops off of his. "And WTF, fatman. You're the only fat Kid i've seen. What the hell do you eat!?!? I mean, that announcer guy, and Pete who I met the last time I beat this game, were fat. But, YOU ish the only fat kid. How's that make-ish you feel?"

Pence looks at him, and the lowers his head in shame. Hot tears poured down his face. He slowly walks past Hayner and Olette, and then tries to get past Sora. Sora, instead, stops him.

"Hey, I-... I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. You're friends ovr their just made me so mad..."

Pence looks up at Sora, and then... begins to gnaw on his arm.

"HAI!!! GTFO!!!"

"THUNDAHR!!!" Pence becomes a roasted pig, with an apple in his mouth.

"HEY!!!! So IT DOES work like in the cartoons!"

Forks and knives materialized in everyone's hands, and a napkin stuffed into their shirts, hanging over their chests, too. They all advanced menacingly on the Roasted Pork.

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Sorry if it was lame. Best I could come up with in the mood I'm in.

Sorry for any grammatical errors or spelling errors I made, but most of them were on purpose, rofl.

 

I give it 7/10

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Sora: I UNLOCKED ALL WORLDS!!! WHERE IS THE FREAKING DISNEYLAND!!!???

King Mickey, Donald & Goofy:There's no world like that Sora!

Sora:I WANT TO GO TO DISNEYLAND RIGHT NOW!!!

KDG:BUT WE TOLD YOU THERE'S NO...

Sora:I SAID TAKE ME TO THE FREAKING WORLD RIGHT NOW!!!

KDG:...

*Xemnas shows up*

Sora:WTH ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!

*Xemnas summons a dark portal and pushes them to the dark portal*

Sora:YESSS WE'RE IN DISNEYLAND!!!

 

Marluxia: Yo! Larxene!
Larxene: Yes?
Marluxia: I know we don`t have feelings but.. but..
Larxene: Yes. Go on!
Marluxia: I-I love
Larxene: Yeeeeees? *o___o*
Marluxia: I love yo-yo
Larxene: Oh Marluxia I love you t-
Marluxia: I LOVE YOGHURT! It`s so tasty and when it`s strawberry flavoured I´m
Larxene: *Kicks Marluxia right to the "Don`t hit here" place*

 

Sora:WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!!!???

Yuffie:I'm the great ninja yuffie!

Sora:IF YOU'RE SO GREAT THEN WHY DID I PWN YOU!!??

Yuffie:Because...

Sora:BECAUSE WHAT!!??

Yuffie:I only said i'm great coz i pwn sephiroth with cloud

*Sora runs away*

 

I have one that has been knawing in my brain since winter, but I'm planning to draw that so it'll just have to remain a secret a little longer.

Though here are some I also thought about drawing but ended up not doing so. Yet. (nothing more that sketch plans at least)

(Twilight Town)

Seifer: [insert random insult here plz]

Donald: *boils* "Say that to my face!" -_-

Goofy: *hand stopping Sora to take action* "Five steps back, Sora."

Sora: "Huh?"

[complete silence, Seifer and Donald have a staring contest]

Seifer: "Shrimp."

[Donald goes all berserk with lightning magic of RAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!]

Donald: "Who's the disiplinary comittee now, punk?!"

Seifer: "IT HURTS!! IT HURTS SO BAD!!!"

[Sora just stands there all o_o and Goofy hides hid eyes behind his hand - see no evil and all that]



another one:

(Underworld)

[Hades talking to Hercules]

Hades: Do I look like a babysitter to you? Make sure they don't die - I'm not going to listen to those twirps spending their afterlives singing horribly for all eternity. No one deserves that! If they expire, you're coming with me - I'm not going to suffer alone!"

Sora: "Hey! Take that back!" :<

Goofy: "Sora, don't upset him! He might change his mind!"

Donald: "Yeah, this is like an immortality ticket!" :D