Things Kingdom Hearts characters never say!

Just read and post lol :)

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*Sora and riku meet again*
Sora:RIKU!!! At last i finally found you...
Riku:Don't give up sora! we're gonna beat xemnas and...
Sora:What do you mean? Your mom has been calling you for dinner!
Riku:Oh Crap! Gotta go!

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*YRP appears*
Yuna:Where's the loot!?
Leon:What the heck are you talking about?
YRP:WE HELPED YOU FIGHTING ALL THOSE FREAKING HEARTLESS NOW GIVE US THE LOOT!!!
Leon:Here! Take it! TAKE IT ALL!!!
YRP:umm thanks? *leaves
YRP:Lets open it!
*treasure chest contains detonated bomb*
YRP:Oh sh... *dies*

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Xigbar:Have you been a good boy?
Sora:NOPE!!! :)
Xigbar:GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!
Sora:OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!
*Sora and Xigbar fighht*
Goofy:Uhhh are we gonna join the fight donald?
Donald:Sora can take care of himself :P
*Sora gets pwned*
Xigbar:Time to fry the duck and take the dog out!
*Fries the duck*
Xigbar and Goofy:LETS EAT!

(I'm still noobish :P)

 

lawl that was freaking random

 

You can post too you know :P just like that

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Donald:Why do i like sora? I like daisy
Goofy:Why do i like sora? I like [insert name] (I forgot the name lol)
Sora:I have donald and goofy so I WIN!!!

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Yay for ramdomness!!!1!1!!!

Sora: Kairi theres something that I always wanted to tell you
Kairi *sparkle in eye* Go on
Sora: Well I dont know I how to say this so heres goes nothing Kairi
Kairi: Yes sora?
sora: I l-lo-lov
Kairi: I love you t-
Sora I love fried chicken! *eats chicken* KFC!!
Kairi: *crys in emo conor*


I dunno just made it up as I went

 

lol great randomness!!!

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*ending of kh1 where sora can't reach kairi*

Sora:NOOOOO!!!!!

Kairi:You know.. we're just 2 inches away...

*Sora blushes*

 

Kairi: You know your breath stinks!

 

Mickey:The worlds wants us to be the guardians of their destiny
Sora:Why?
Mickey:Because we're the keyblade bearers
Sora:Why?
Mickey:Because we have been chosen
Sora:Why?
Mickey:Because we're the only one who can protect the worlds
Sora:Why?
Riku:Why?
Kairi:Why?
Jiminy Cricket:Why?
Goofy:Why?
Donald:Why?
Mickey:I DON'T KNOW!!! ASK TETSUYA NOMURA!!!

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[Continues hitna's post]

Sora:My breath does not stink! right riku?
*Riku faints*

 

lol I loved the first one teh most souds like me my siste amd my brother talking to out ma hold on ummm nope to early and bout to go tp school...

 

Sora:We'll go together!
Riku:I'M NOT HANGING AROUND WITH A G4Y PERSON ANYMORE!
Sora:But i'm not g4y...
Riku:Oh yeah? Why were you crying when you saw me?
Sora:A rat bit me actually a heartless/nobody rat bit me
Riku:0.o

 

Sora: And I only touch your butt because it was just sooo you know
Riku: 0.o

I dunno I got nothing right now

 

lol

[continues]
Sora:It was soooooooooo soft...
RIKU:WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!!!???
Sora:uhhh I LOVE WAFFLES!!!

 

*at Yen Sid's tower*

Pete: Grr! Heartless! Round up!

Sora: Lawl, you can't be serious.. We've fought against thousands of heartless, most of them are toughies, we've fought against their bosses, bigger and badder than you can possibly imagine, we've defeated your dear Maleficent TWICE, even when all of her darkness took control over her AND we've defeated the head honcho himself Ansem in the biggest battle so far, and now you're going to take us down with your little fleas?

Pete: ...

Sora: Do us all a favour and just run along, eh? Go on. Shoo.

Pete: .. *runs off confused*

Goofy: .. But Sora, we don't remember any of our abillities and magic anymore.

Sora: I know that. But he didn't.

Donald: For once, I like the way you think.

 

Nice :) poor pete getting pwned by words


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*Scene with Terra*

Terra:I can feel the power... The power of...
Sora:Light?
Donald:Strenght?
Goofy:Cookie dough?
Terra:The power of MEH EYEBALLS
Sora and co:...Get a life!
Terra:WHAT DID YOU SAY *gets ready to fight*
*after fight*
Terra:I can't believe i got pwned by a kid, a dog, and a pantsless duck...
Donald: You'll pay for that...THUNDER!!!
Terra:FIRE!!! FIRE!!! *runs around*
Sora:STOP!
*stops*
Sora: DROP!
*drops*
Sora:ROLL!
*does the hula*

 

Sora never yells F#$@ ME!
EDIT:sorry bout that

 

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*scene where axel takes kairi 1*
Axel:Relax I'm your friend
Kairi:You're not acting very friendly!
Axel:BURN!!!
*Kairi gets burned*
*Selphie arrives*
Selphie:OMG WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER!!?? KAIRI STOP DROP AND ROLL!!!
*kairi stops, drops, and does the hula*

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*Scene where namine opens a portal to help kairi escape*
Namine:Lets go!
Kairi:Okay! Where are we going?
Namine:To the land of CHEESE!!!

 

I like that last one. :3 If I can think of more I'll add.

 

You mean to the land of cheese right?

 

Yup - it shall be in my head the next time I watch that scene.

 

*Sora, Riku and king mickey opens the door*
Sora, Riku and King Mickey:It's opening
*Cheese sandwiches come out*
Goofy:OH BOY!!! LET'S EAT!!!
Donald:FIRE!!! *burns all sandwiches*
Sora and co except donald:YOU GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!!!

 

Here's mine.

Ansem: Hello, old friend.

Mickey: Ansem the Wise.

Ansem: Yes, it is I-*gets shot* OH MY GOD!

Mickey: Where's my money, man?

Ansem: Mickey...this is cra-*is whacked with keyblade* AAAAAUGH!

Mickey: WHERE'S MY MONEY?