There's a Viking in my bed

My Viking friend proves otherwise.

Says your penis.

 

my penis is highly intellegent, it can dance.

 

For a moment there, I thought you tried to edit my post and connect it to Vivi's. xD

Anyways. Vikings=/=females.



I take it back.

 

I'd let her pillage my village and rape my women anytime.

 

And here I thought this thread was about Vikings...

Oh, silly me, was I wrong. This thread is about more creepy incest.

 

We're trying to get it back on vikings. You're not exactly helping you know.

 

Kitty, if you wanted me out of your bed you should have told me. Jeez .__.

 

You're not a Viking. You must be in someone else's bed.

 

*In(unfortunately)aftercreepyincesttalk*

Atm, this viking is all alone, in Kitty's room, on her bed, ohohoho all the opportunities ((((((: (actually, I just plan to finish my slice of bread and sleep)

ASFDJKK;;; Since when did you guys start calling me that ON HERE, a bit discretion please..... >[

And ofc it's me, she wouldn't run around and cheat on me with som other viking o;

Insta-love <3

 

@Peyton:

omg, Vivi&Forsaken have released personal info... e-stalking you now. ;}

jk
ilu

 

Well, technically it's not even right, so nah (and don't you dare guys) (:

And (un)fortunately, I'm already one step ahead of ya in stalking skillz, enjoy my facebook request ;D ilu u 2. <3

 

The best way to stalk someone is to make him think he's stalking you.

 

Once upon a time, there was a strange, little forum member named JellyBeing. One fine and dandy day she decided to make a Facebook (finally). After which she did not fully understand this thing called the Book of Faces. You see, she was very confused by this newfangled technology that was called a 'social networking site.' Out of rage and confusion she slammed her fists upon the unsuspecting keyboard and yelled, "What does it mean!? It's so bright and so vivid! DOUBLE RAINBOW, DOUBLE RAINBOW! IT'S SO INTENSE!" Then she began to cry. Out of pure joy or rage... no one knows.

One evening she logged on to Facebook to find- What? Could this be?- a new friend request. She was so very happy to find out someone was willing to be friends with her, since she was quite the odd one. So she then opened up the request, to her surprise, to find that Sammy had REQUESTED to be friends with odd, little JellyBeing. "OH JOYOUS DAY!" she exclaimed to the heavens.

Then with hands trembling and tears rolling down her face, JellyBeing happily accepted Sammy's friendship. She was so jubilant that very evening that she almost soiled her knickers in pure and utmost excitement, but that's why young JellyBeing wears Depends. Not really though. The truth is... that's why Orange, Rosey, and Misty are here, to change JellyBeing's soiled knickers and adhere to her every whim and woe.

The moral of this story:
Never question a double rainbow.



ilu5

 

Nice story. 0,99/10. xD

 

Vikings can windsurf. o:

 

Is said viking still in your bed even though five days have passed?

 

She's in bed eating chips.

 

Tell her I said hi.

 

Tell her I'll send her a PM next week. =]

 

Tell her I said hi, from one viking to another. c: