There's a Viking in my bed

You've got a female viking in your bed. Who am I to get in the way of such love?

 

Ouch. O.o meepyness of doom

 

Not exactly insulting. I've got my eyes on a much prettier prize than either Kittenfang or Sofie. And Sofs has agreed to help me get her.

 

Kidnapping is no way to capture a lassies heart.

 

Remember the other thread that you jacked into beign about my relationship with my cousin? It involves my plan with prom. Sure it'll take most of the year to execute, and the girl of my dreams and I are going to separate colleges, but I'll be darned if I let her slip through my fingers and get with some other guy for the fourth time in a row.

Now what happened with that viking? Do you have pictures?

 

Ohnononono...
You changed the topic from vikings to your cousin.
It doesn't work the other way.

 

Why don't you ask her out? If she's not willing to go out with you it won't be likely she'll get jealous.

And she said "brb, getting axe!"

 

Damn... you lied to me. D:

 

I've tried. Three times. She already had a guy. I figured a hare-brained scheme would be a nice change of pace.

Ooh, kinky.

 

It works with some. Sammy kidnapped me and it was instant love!

Find a new lass? She clearly isn't interested.

 

She's probably only not interested because I've only shown interest when I've asked her out. And if it's all the same to you, I'll be using the harebrained scheme. End of this discussion in this thread.

 

i feel we've just over stepped the incest stone entirely, what the hell has happened to this place.

 

Let me clear it up. My cousin has agreed to lend me her services to help me get a girl I like jealous. I tried normal means in the past and it's gotten kind of boring. So I'm gonna go with a hare-brained scheme instead.

 

Doing it so very wrong.

 

Let me be Vivi's Dark Side for a moment.

Isn't that a little bit childish and a whole lot perverted? you know what i tend to find happens when a girl is with a guy...thats it, teenagers arent like those you see on t.v, they dont have cat fights over every relationship they're not involved in, dont you think you should put on your big boy pants and find yourself an actual girl who is firstly interested and secondly not related to you? Cause like both of those needs are pretty high of the check list of the sane and norm dating rituals.

Wow it's fun being me.

Also I'm only assuming here but you're no Hercules, you dont make women swoon as you enter the room so why do you think this girl you're trying to make jealous even gives a damn?

 

What type of services are you looking for her to give? Why not resort to blackmailing, that's fun!

 

As I said, I got bored. That's the only reason we're going to do this. The ONLY reason. Ever. Getting rejected the same way every time gets boring, okay? So I figure with this I'll either not get rejected or have fun with it.

@Kittenfang: She's going to be my date to prom next year. The way, I see it, these are the possible outcomes:
Best Case Scenario: The girl I like gets jealous and we live happily ever after.
Realistic Case Scenario: Still rejected, but had fun with it this time.
Worst Case Scenario: The girl I like doesn't go to prom. Still have fun tricking my friends.

 

Sorry I've been away for awhile, please define fun for me? It must've changed to fall in line with "perverted" and "creepy" oh and let's not forget "conceited"

Those scenarios are filled with so many errors it makes my head hurt, not so much spelling or grammatical errors, but just the statements themselves.

 

In your mind. You forget that this universe is all in my imagination, as I explained in this thread: http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=102711

So either way, it works out.

 

it's like beating your head off a brick wall only too find out the wall itself is beating it's head off of a steel wall when i try to talk to you, I fear your level of arrogance and sheer and utter failure will cause some hilarious result in your incest escapade.

on a side note, lol I double posted, i'm hax.