There is a black cat on the table where I am sitting.

And he's purring. It's kind of adorable.

 

hit it with a cactus.

 

D'awwww owo

 

I would, but this particular boat on which I am living is under Soviet Russian control. Therefore, I with a cactus with it.

 

Play fetch with it :D

How about I hit you with a cactus ;o

 

In Soviet Russia, cactus hit you! *shot*

 

Has anyone ever really been far as even go want to do look more like?

 

Throw Thermal Pod

 

I want to marry this post. It's like she gets that I'm so terribly f**d up that I grammar nazi everyone to make up for my lack of sanity.

 

I know how it feels man.

 

Y'know, she's single. ;D

 

"Grammar Nazi" is not a verb, grammar nazi.