There I am, minding my own business

WHEN SUDDENLY, I SPIDER APPEARS

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The hell spawn is dead now. And then there was much rejoicing.

 

Murderer.

 

NOBODY CARES FORSAKEN.

GROW A PAIR AND GTFO! >:L

 

You would've ran away and sent your cats at it.

 

Now this is a sad start to my morning ​

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Good job, we'll go call the president to get you a medal of honor

 

Spiders. Everywhere! There was one in the corner of my room so I couldn't get it out with the simple glass and paper trick. I was gonig to hoover it up and release it back into the wild until my dad stopped me and said he'd take care of it as long as I asked no questions.

I can't kill a spider but they don't belong in my room!

 

iSpider: Because Apple needs to improve the stuff that nobody wants anyway.

 

There I was minding my own business,
Where a couple of legs were crawling out the wood,
Started making trouble in my bed room,
I rolled up one little piece of paper and said
'You're moving to your Aunties and Uncles in Bel Air!'

I mean what....?

 

^ This