The ultimate story of ultimate twists

All you have to do is ad on to a story, and you have to put a twist in you post (EX: Larra is pregnant, but it's not Joes baby, it's Dans!) OR you can not have twist and just leave it done mid sentance! :O Take that unoriginality

It has to go with the story and three sentances each.

I'll start.

Jimmy walked down the old road alone. He thought of last night and how hefigured he shouldn't have killed his mother. Everything was quiet, until...

 

He saw person in the middle of the street.The person was looking at a chicken.The person looked at Jimmy and said..

 

"Your mother is alive!" He said, to Jimmy. Jimmy cocked his head and walked up to the person. And then the chicken...

 

Spoke and said.

WHAT A TWIST!

 

But then he turned out to be half duck and half chicken
and he says "The Shikon No Tama revived yo momma! and i am looking for this JEWEL to be FULL CHICKEN!!!"

 

Just then, a sandcrawler barreled to a stop along side Jimmy and the possessed half chicken, where upon a Jawa leapt down and asked for...

 

Directions to the pub, when jabba the hut fell out of the sky and....

 

said to the chicken-duck, "You'll never get the Shikon no Tama because it's currently trying to kill a fifteen year old girl." Then Jabba exploded. It started to rain...

 

blood and everybody ran away from the pyramid head who was....

 

having a tea party with a bunch of unicorns. But suddenly, one of the unicorns turned rabid. The chicken-duck decided to capture it and dominate the world. So he...

 

he decided to stop trying to rule the world and love his stolen, rabid unicorn instead because all he wanted was a friend. Then the unicorn killed him...

 

and danced. And then the unicorn went into a nearby restroom. In the restroom, the unicorn met a senator and...

 

Err...wa...hmmm...*Cough*they both died and.....

 

The Elite beat agents were called to revive them before God comes and brings holy hell to us all, however...

 

Everybody DIED from.........

 

Sickle Cell Anemia. Then Jesus was turned into a zombie. And the Jesus Zombie created a tsunami of epic proportions that destoryed every tree except...

 

the tree of hornyness where everyone gets porn from but then suddenly. . .

 

Porn was made illegal.....everwhere, they cut down the tree of hornyness and the world slipped back into the middle ages.

 

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Master chief yelled. "I NEED MY PORN!!!

 

Porn could only be accessed via Sony hardware, Master Chief turned emo and later died....