The Thread of neverending randomness!!!!!

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  1. bloodthief09 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Axel: SPARTA IS BACK!!! *throws chakrams at random people*
     
  2. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    *is laughing because on her IE 7 browser the tab that says Word Associations only says "Word ***".*
    Haha, immaturity at its finest.
     
  3. Jade Rhade King's Apprentice

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    YAY, IMMATURITY!!!

    "My dream has come true! I AM BUTTERED TOAST!!!!"
     
  4. bloodthief09 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Hooray for buttered toast ^^
     
  5. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    kingdom Hearts 300......

    Sora: *points to random soilder* You, whats your proffetion?

    Axel: Potter.

    Sora: *point to another solider* And you?

    Ansem the wise: Black smife.

    Sora: Spartaens what is your proffetion!?

    300 KH charcters: SOILDERS!!!
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    Sora: *bits apple* Theres no reason we can't be civil? *tosses apple* right?
     
  6. *dancewaterdance* King's Apprentice

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    YAAAAAAAY buttered toast!!!
     
  7. Samurai King's Apprentice

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    Wait a minute, that's not butter!!!! ROXAS STOP MAKING US EAT YOUR HAIR PRODUCTS!!!

    We get it, it's not only fashionable, it's edible.
     
  8. *dancewaterdance* King's Apprentice

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    TESTING SMILIES. TESTING SMILIES.

    :) :( :confused: :mad: :p ;) :D :o :rolleyes: :cool: :eek:
    :) :( :confused: :mad: :p ;) :D :o :rolleyes: :cool: :eek:

    SMILIES WORKING AND IN GOOD SHAPE. END OF TEST.
     
  9. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Nobodies of the Caribbean: Curse of The Gambling Pearl (Coming soon)

    Cast:

    Luxord as Jack Sparrow

    Axel as Will Turner

    Larxene as Elizabeth Swann

    Vexen as Governor Swann

    Xaldin as Norrington

    Saix as Barbossa

    Roxas as Mr. Gibbs

    Xigbar as Pintel

    Demyx as Ragetti

    Sneak peek:

    Luxord: Palulay. Palu-li-la-la-lulu. Parlili. Parsnip, parsley, partner, partner.

    Demyx: Parley?

    Luxord: That's the one! Parley! Parley!

    Xigbar: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man that thought up parley!

    Luxord: That would be the French.
     
  10. DrMario64 Traverse Town Homebody

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  11. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Nobodies of the Caribbean: Curse of The Gambling Pearl (Part 1)
    "Tese are quotes from the movie POTC Curse of the Black Pearl)

    Governor Vexen Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.

    Larxene Swann: Well, women in London must've learn not to breathe.

    +++
    Leon: You don't have permission to be aboard there, Mate.

    Luxord Sparrow: I'm sorry, it's just, it's such a pretty boat, ship.

    Ansem: What's your name?

    Luxord Sparrow: Smith. Or Smithy, if you like.

    Leon: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?

    Ansem: Yeah, and no lies.

    Luxord Sparrow: Well, then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out.

    Ansem: I said no lies.

    Leon: I think he's telling the truth.

    Ansem: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.

    Luxord Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

    Leon: I never would have thought of that.

    Luxord Sparrow: Clearly you've never been to Singapore.

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    Xaldin: Well, well, Luxord Sparrow, isn't it?

    Luxord Sparrow: Captain Luxord Sparrow if you please, sir.

    Xaldin: Well, I don't see your ship, Captain.

    Luxord Sparrow: I'm in the market, as it were.

    Xaldin: You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.

    Luxord Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
     
  12. Jade Rhade King's Apprentice

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    Nice, burnitup! I changed my avatar a bit; added the symbol of the Black Order to it and took out the flower.
     
  13. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Nobodies of the Caribbean: Curse of The Gambling Pearl (Part 2)
    "These are quotes from the movie POTC Curse of the Black Pearl)

    Larxene Swann: Pirate or not, this man saved my life.

    Xaldin: One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness.

    Luxord Sparrow: But it seems enough to condemn him.

    Luxord Sparrow: *Grabs Larxene*

    Larxene Swann: *trys to get away*

    Luxord Sparrow: Easy on the goods, Darling. You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Luxord Sparrow. *pushes Larxene*

    Governor Vexen Swann: Now, will you shoot him?

    Xaldin: Open fire!

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    Luxord Sparrow: Do you hink this wise, boy? Crossing blades with a pirate. That is a wonderful trick. Except, once again, you are between me and my way out and now, you have no weapon.

    *few secs. later*

    Luxord Sparrow: Who makes all these?

    Axel Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.

    Luxord Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?

    Axel turner: I practice three hours a day so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!

    Luxord Sparrow: *Trows powder at Axel and aims gun.*

    Axel Turner: You cheated.

    Luxord Sparrow: Pirate.

    *door being ramed sound*

    Luxord Sparrow: Move away.

    Axel Turner: No.

    Luxord Sparrow: Please move.

    Axel Turner: No! I can not just step aside and let you escape.

    Luxord Sparrow; *cocks gun* This shot is not meant for you.

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    Tron: I've heard stories. She's been praying on ships and settlements for near 10 years. Never leaves any survivors.

    Luxord Sparrow: No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?
     
  14. Reoy Hollow Bastion Committee

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    weeeeeeeee-runs in the hall of castle obilivion-
    me:hey xemmy here -gives him red bull- drink it its better than coffee :D
    xemnas: ?? -opens it and drinks it- wahhhhhhhhhhhhh~~ : D
    4 hrs later xemnas:yay!!!! mwuah chocolatte its cho-co-la-te got it memorized? weee can-day jshfs fishfusyf gahhhh.........
    me:hehehehhe my plan worked exactly!! ahahahhaha
    xemnas:-pops right in front of me like a little kid lickin his lolipop-
    me: o0 yes?
    xemnas: i wAnt joo marr1e3d aiix =p
    me: ok fine do whatever u want to
    xemnas:yayayay!!! -runs around in circles-

    another stupid randomness by me cause this is the spam zone so i can do whatever i want to keep this thread alivvveeeeeeeeeeeeee

    me:-walks around the castle- :) hehehehehe (its 4am in the castle so...) OMG!!!!A ****EN NOOB APPEARED! hehehhehehe-runs away- i make echoes
    org member: -complains-
    xigbar:ok who the hell just woke me up
    zexion:sounded like a girl voice
    xigbar:damn u larxene
    -xigbar stands up and put on his cloak and walks to larxene room-
    to b continue :D
     
  15. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    *lifts head off desk* Nyeh...?
    -_- Crap. I think I have to go soon.
    I HATE TRAINS!!! THEY HAVE SMALL SCREAMING CHILDREN ON THEM!!
    I HATE CHILDREN AND IDIOTS!!!
    *goes and breaks stuff*
     
  16. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Nobodies of the Caribbean: Curse of The Gambling Pearl (Part 3)
    "These are quotes from the movie POTC Curse of the Black Pearl)

    Xigbar: Hello, chum. You've got something of ours and it calls to us.

    *some time later*

    Xigbar: Hello, poppet.

    +++
    Luxord Sparrow: The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. That's very interesting.

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    Saix: What is it that you want?

    Larxene Swann: I want you to leave and never come back.

    Saix: I'm disinclined to aquiesce to your request.......Means no.

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    Luxord Sparrow: How far are you willing to go to save her?

    Axel Turner: I'd die for her.

    Luxord Sparrow: Oh, good. No worries then.

    *some time later*

    Axel Turner: This is either madness or brilliance.

    Luxord Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide. *gets on ship* Everyone stay calm. We are taking over this ship.

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    Axel Turner: You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight I'd kill you.

    Luxord Sparrow: Then that's not much incentment to fight fair then, is it?

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    Luxord Sparrow: *gets slapped in the face* Not sure I deserved that.

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    Luxord Sparrow: *gets slapped in the face* I may have deserved that.

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    Roxas Gibbs: Curse you for breathing, you slack-jawed idiot!

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    Luxord Sparrow: *gets slapped in the face*

    Axel Turner: I suppose you didn't deserve that one either?

    Luxord Sparrow: No, that one I deserved.
     
  17. Sorax SPAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEEEEEE is a triumph.

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  18. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Nobodies of the Caribbean: Curse of The Gambling Pearl (Part 4)
    "These are quotes from the movie POTC Curse of the Black Pearl)

    Luxord Sparrow: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

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    Xigbar: You're supposed to be dead.

    Luxord Sparrow: Am I not?

    *sword get pointed at him*

    Luxord Sparrow: Palulay. Palu-li-la-la-lulu. Parlili. Parsnip, parsley, partner, partner.

    Demyx: Parley?

    Luxord Sparrow: That's the one! Parley! Parley!

    Xigbar: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man that thought up parley!

    Luxord Sparrow: That would be the French.

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    Larxene Swann: You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.

    Luxord Sparrow: Welcome to the caribbean, love.

    +++
    Luxord Sparrow: What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the rum.

    Larxene Swann: Yes, the rum is gone.

    Luxord Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?

    Larxene Swann: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?

    Luxord Sparrow: But, why is the rum gone?

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    Luxord Sparrow: Must've been terrible for you to you to be trapped here, Jack. Must've been terrible for you-- Well, it bloody is now!

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    Axel Turner: Where's Larxene?

    Luxord Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Xaldin, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really. Except for Larxene who is, in fact, a woman.

    *some time later*

    Saix: I want Fifty percent of your plunder!

    Luxord Sparrow: Fifteen!

    Saix: Fourty!

    Luxord Sparrow: Twenty-Five! And I'll buy you the hat. A really big one, Commodore. Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.

    +++
    Xigbar: They're stealing our ship.

    Demyx: Bloody pirates!

    +++
    Luxord Sparrow: Drink up, me harties, yo ho!

    THE END!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nElCWs-I4M
     
  19. Emo Pengwin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Lol..These thing keep on coming..well, I'm bored...O-o
     
  20. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Didnt Larxene say that in teh manga? O.o
     
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