The Riddle Thread!

Just answer the riddle and then post one of your own. Riddles are fun so enjoy this.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why?

 

because he peed himself?

 

Wrong. Guess again.

 

42 a

 

'Cause a pregnant lady's water broke.

 

...No. And for this, the answer is NOT 42. You guys are thinking too hard.

Why would he want a glass of water at a bar?
What would you be if someone pointed a shotgun at you?

Think about it.

 

Jesus christ, he had the hiccups.

 

The answer is always 42.

 

****ING FINALLY!

NO!!111 Not in riddles. The rules of the internet don't apply to everything in life!

Atlas, post a riddle so these people can use their damn minds! Mine is obviously melting right now.

 

What did the restaurant give the cannibal when he was late for his dinner reservation?

 

42 was not born from the internet.
Therefore your logic is wrong.

 

An Arm and a leg?

 

No, but close.

 

Holy shit, read a book once in a while.

Come on, come on, get out of your comfortable computer chair for once and go to the goddamn library.

 

A slow cooking?

 

Blaine would love this.

 

The answer to this riddle is not the correct answer to this riddle. You must answer it by not giving the answer to this riddle that is the correct answer, and instead giving the answer that is not the correct answer to this riddle.

If you know you have it, just pm it so that I can watch the idiots wallow in their torment.

 

The game.

 

Bamp .