The Return of The Random Thread Once Called KH Werewolves!

"Let me say this first: eyedrops are common practice at host clubs," Edym said. "Women are suckers for tearful eyes," said Roxas.

 

Eden2 looked at everyone, sighing. " What a bunch of phony's... Except for Sora-kun!"

 

"Thats so cheap."Sora said. "Don't be so strict now."Edym poked Sora's cheek. "Here, Sora."Roxas handed Sora a small glass case with a pink candy inside. "You're giving this to me?"Sora asked. "How cute."The duo said. "Sora, you like Japanese sweets?"2 girls came up to Sora. "Well, I do like sweets....But I know a friend of mine that would love these sweets."Sora chuckled.

"Oh, how noble of you! That filial piety of yours is wonderful, too! Here, Sora. Have as much as you want!"Riku handed Sora more sweets. "Are those tears fake too?"Sora asked. "What are you talking about?! My tears are always true and authentic. A true host can always shed a tear without resorting eye drops."A tear dropped from Rikus eyes.

"What do you think? Impressed? Fell for me once again?"Riku asked. "Not really."Sora said nervously. "Some how my appeals don't work on Sora... Maybe I should change my character a bit."Riku looked at Sora and tried to see what he was looking at.

Valerie2 was peeking from the entrance to the host club shyly. She had on a bright orange dress like the other girls with a red bow in her hair.

 

Eden2 looked over to Val2 nodding her head towards Jeffery2. "We have a guest, guys."

 

Val? Jeffrey2 wondered. "Oh, aren't you a new face, our humble guest?" Edym and Roxas said together. They walked over to Valerie. "What's the matter?" Edym asked. He held up a rose. "Come on in." Roxas put his right hand on Edym's left shoulder. "Just watching is boring," he said. He also held up a rose. "Come."

 

"W-well..."Valerie2 whimpered a bit. "Now there, I've always told you guys to be courteous to first timers."Riku said, a rose in his hand. "Come, don't be afraid...princess."He place a hand on Valerie2s chin. "Welcome to the Ouran Host Club."he said. "N..."Valerie2 whisped. "Hmm?" "NO! Don't touch me you phoney!"Valerie2 gave Riku a hard slap on the face.

Sora immediantly watched the scene unfold. "Me... a phony?"Riku had a hand covering most of his face. "Yes, you're a phony!"Valerie2 pointed at Riku. "I won't believe that you are like the prince of this club! A prince character does not spread his love so easily!"Riku backed away, a shocked look on his face.

"Why do you look so much like a fool?! It's like you're just a dumb narcissist! Incompetent! Commoner! The worst!!"Riku had felt like he had just been hit with a bunch of arrows and then felt like he had been hit by lightning. "No!!"He started falling backwards slowly. "Whoa, is that a new technique?" "Solo slow motion!"The duo was impressed as Riku fell to the floor.

OOC:X3

 

Eden2 laughed. "Oh my."

 

OC: what did I miss

 

"Could you... be...?" Jeffrey2 asked slowly.

 

Eden2 was still laughing. " Wow, this is different." She was only laughing at Riku's stupidity, and really only liking Sora's actions... Which were actually normal.

 

"So what now," Rick asked Val.

OC: now what am i to do

 

Valerie shrugged.
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Valerie2 looked at Jeffrey2 and gasped. "Jeffrey-sama!"she jumped onto Riku and wrapped her arms around Jeffrey2. "I wanted to see, so dearly.... The prince just for me."she said.

"Fiancée?" "Jeffrey-senpais?" "Yes! My name is Valerie. I shall be transferring into Class 1-A starting tomorrow."Valerie2 said. Riku was sitting against a wall, sulking. "See? He's angry."Edym said. "Because Mommy hid a secret from Daddy."Roxas said.

 

Eden2 was sitting by everyone, laughing. "Ho ho ho! You made such a grand entrance... I admired you shut Riku down like that."

 

"Whatever you say," Jeffrey2 said. "but do you guys plan on having that husband and wife setting become established?"

 

"It was quite the love at first sight exprience!"Valerie2 was holding her cheeks romanticly. "How he showed loving affection to flowers in the backyard that noone would look at.... And how he gently reached out his hand to the injured little kitty..." "Who is this persong?"Edym and Roxas asked. "Did you take him for the wrong person?"Sora asked.

"No! My eyes can't be wrong!"Valerie2 said. "A person that is so nice to others and never asks for anything in return. A person who loves solidarity, but who's really a loner. From the love simulation game that makes your heart throb; Ukidoki Memorial! Ichijo Miyabi; you look just like him!"Valerie2 pointed to Jeffrey2.

"Uki?" "Doki?" "Otaku!" "She's an otaku!" "...." "This is the first time I've seen one."

 

" Otaku? Well, I'm pretty much an otaku too... But wait a sec... How is anyone letting me stay after club hours?" Eden2 was now talking to herself.

 

"I see," Jeffrey2 said. "She's the type that go 'moe' over a character. By setting her moe character onto me, she's fantasized to the extent of fiancée. This Miyabi-kun must be an eyeglass character." He pushed his glasses up to the bridge of his nose.

 

"Wait, fantasize? So this thing about you being her fiancée is..."Riku trailed off.

 

"I don't ever recall confirming that," Jeffrey2 replied. "To begin with, today's the first time I've met her." Not really, he thought.

 

Eden2 nudged Roxas for a sec to whisper to him. "Hey, Roxas... How am I still always with the Host Club... Even after hours?"