The real reason Sora has the keyblade...

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  1. Dredica SNES was the best.

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    Is because, to get to Kairi's heart, he has to unlock it.
     
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  2. Alex C: Kingdom Keeper

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    .... lol .
     
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  3. jafar custom title

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    I think you mean her chastity belt.
     
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  4. Xert Traverse Town Homebody

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    lol nice.....
     
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  5. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    That reminded me of Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
     
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  6. jafar custom title

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    That was a fantastic movie.
     
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  7. Destined Working for WDW

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    Oh that's why, I thought he had the key because he just can't open doors.
     
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  8. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    He has the keyblade because swords have sharp edges.

    That also means he hasn't graduated from the safety scissors.
     
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  9. Inasuma "pumpkin"

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    Correction: He has to use the keyblade to unlock her pants so he can get laid.

    Because he's obviously a failure with women.
     
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  10. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    Wait wait wait...

    This is NOT my Batman cup.
     
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  11. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    oh shi-

    *runs before explosion*
     
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  12. Hissora ahurhurhur.

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    I was thinking something around, his wasn't long enough.
     
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  13. 2Foxxie4U ~The Forgotten Crusader...~

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    Wait wait wait....

    Sora HAS one? O.O;
     
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  14. Inasuma "pumpkin"

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    Yeah seriously. He does? This is news to me.

    *throws grenade*
     
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  15. Dredica SNES was the best.

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    Wow...this got from love to getting laid to Sora not having anything downstairs.
     
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