The Random Adventures of teh Whoresome Foursome [Part 1]

The Random Adventures of the Whoresome Foursome



I wrote this, like, super randomly on a spare notebook at school. LOL It's mostly stuff that came up in Convos with GX and Nazzzi but It'll get funny after this chapter I suppose. It's pretty lame.



PS- HB, your part was Rosey's suggestion.


There will be about 27 more people in part 2.

(On the way to a club for Natz's 16th Birthday)

GX: Orange, i.lov.u.4.evr. Can I have your V-card?

Orange: Wtf. Nuuu.

JellyBeingz: GX, I'll sleep with you, I've got no V-card.

GX: 8D

Orange: Are we thar yet? Mah legs r getting tarrrd.

GX: Premium Sex 8D.

Orange: STFU.

[in the clubz]

Orange: So...hai.

Jelly: Well gawd hello there.

Orange: Stop talking like a ******.

Jelly: I'LL TALK LIKE A ****** IF I WANT TO, GAWD!

(pause)

Orange: Are you gonna get a drink?

GX: IMMA BUY YOU A DRAAAAAAANK!

Jelly: OOOOOOWEEEEEEOOOOO

GX: IMMA TAKE YOU HOME WITH MEE

Orange: JUST GET HER THE DRANK, Er...Drink.

(GX goes to the bar)

HB teh bartender: What can I get you for?

GX: I'd like a drank.

HB: I realized as much, I meant what kind.

GX:...The drank kind.

HB: You don't know any drinks do you?

GX: YESS I DO, I WENT WITH MY MOM TO THE STORE ONCE, I WANT A .. PEACH!

HB: That's a flavor, not a drink.

GX: You're so meeean! T_T

HB: Gtfo, kid, you're not ready for the epic barz.

GX: But-b-b-but,

HB: *slamz doors*

(GX walks back to where Orange and Nazi are sitting)

GX: I didn't know bars had doors.

Orange: You didn't get her a drink, did you?

GX:...maybeh.

Jelly: GHEY.

GX: WHY MUST YOU HURT ME IN THIS WAY? YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SING IN JAPANESE FOR YOUU!

Orange: Oh, gaw-

GX: NAGARERU TOKI NO NAKA MATATAKU SETSUNATEKI KIRAMEKI O!!

Orange and Nazi: *facepalm*

GX: ARE YOU TURNED ON?

Orange: No. Let's blow this popscicle stand.

Jelly: This place stings worse than my mother's abandonment.

(they leave)

Orange: Where do we go now?

Jelly: SWEET CHIIILLD~!

Orange: Stop quoting songs from guitar hero.

Jelly: RUBY RUBY RUBBY RUBBAYYY!

GX: I'm too ghetto for guitar hero.

(They walk past a burning building.)

Orange: THE FLAMES!! THEY'RE ORANGE!!

Jelly: Scandalous!

GX: Is that a person in thar?

(They run in) (Ian...[Kingdom Glory] is there)

Orange: IAN! WTF ARE YOU DOING??

Ian: Winning at arson.

Jelly: IDIOT!

GX: iFail! Whose house is this?

Ian: Lithy's.

GX: PSHHHH... who would..heh..burn Lithy's house?

Ian: You paid me-

GX: LIES!

Orange: Does this have anything to do with the fact that Lithy liked me and Na-

GX: GTFO THE BUILDING IS BURNNNINGGG!

(they go out)

GX: Let's not call the cops.

Ian: agreed.

Orange: Why?

GX: *Shrugs* just because...

(They all agree and continue)

(Madi comes up behind them)

Madi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(They all turn around)

Madi: GUYYZZ! Why are you here?

Orange: It's the nazi's 16th b-day.

Madi: So you came to Colorado..?

Jelly: My plan!!! We were actually planning on stalking Rosey a bit.

Orange: I looked at her schedule and say that she'd be home today.

Jelly: Stalker.

GX: Hmmm..Premium Sex 8D

Orange: what was that?

GX: Nuuuthing. =D

Madi: CAN I GOO WITH YOU?

Jelly: What the frick do you think this is, The Wizard of Oz?

Madi: But, buut...

Orange: Fine, whatever, Ian's already tagging along anyway.

Ian (fiddling with a flower that he found on the side of the road): ...what?

Jelly: Fine, come on. Man, this is so ghey.

Madi: Weeee're off to see the-

(Nobody joins in and she stops; everyone continues.)

Orange: So why did you come here?

Madi: Oh, I was in for a secret Deth Nowt convention that only true fans fot invitations to, it's estimated that only around 35 people will-

( A group of people dressed as L walk past: there are about 60 of them)

Jelly: Where is Rosey's house, nao, Miss Stalker?

GX:


Orange: How do you manage to use emoticons irl?

GX: You're so hott, I can't help myself.

Orange: Fack you.

GX: You know you want too.

Orange: >:|

Jelly: Iowannna stalk Rosaaay~!

Orange: Okay jeez fine. It's this way.

GX: Staaalkkeer.

Orange: STFU.

Jelly: Scandalous~

GX: Orange why don't you love me?

Orange: We're heeeere.

Everyone: O_O

GX: Rosey's house is POPPIN'!

Jelly: DAMMMMM I wonder what she's doing.

Orange: Well duh, she's having a freaking party, hor.

Jelly: LETZ CRASH ITTT!

GX: I wonder if she's got any hawt friends.

Orange: JUST GO INN!!!

...

GX: Where's Ian?

*crickets*

Jelly: Who cares, lets just go meet all Rosey's friends and crash her party.

Orange: WHAT FUN!

(They go in)

(Everyone ever on the entire forum from the whole world ever is there. Like, everyone. Ever.)​

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xDDD

Part 2 will be so much better.

Epic partyz.

Thanks for reading my lameness.
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O R A N G E


WTF did I just read?


o_O


xDDDDD​

 

Now I see it. Lol at my jap singing xD

 

WTF seems to be the commen reply.


xDDDDD
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Lol.

Im stalked =OOO

 

I was feeling myself while reading that. It was just that romantic/erotic/heavenly/saucy/awful. Amazing story.

 

JellyBeingz: GX, I'll sleep with you, I've got no V-card.


Orange: So...hai.

Jelly: Well gawd hello there.

Orange: Stop talking like a ******.

Jelly: I'LL TALK LIKE A ****** IF I WANT TO, GAWD!


GX:...The drank kind.

HB: You don't know any drinks do you?

GX: YESS I DO, I WENT WITH MY MOM TO THE STORE ONCE, I WANT A .. PEACH!

HB: That's a flavor, not a drink.

GX: You're so meeean! T_T

HB: Gtfo, kid, you're not ready for the epic barz.



Jelly: This place stings worse than my mother's abandonment.



Orange: Where do we go now?

Jelly: SWEET CHIIILLD~!

Orange: Stop quoting songs from guitar hero.

Jelly: RUBY RUBY RUBBY RUBBAYYY!

GX: I'm too ghetto for guitar hero.


Ian: Winning at arson.



Madi: CAN I GOO WITH YOU?

Jelly: What the frick do you think this is, The Wizard of Oz?



Orange: How do you manage to use emoticons irl?

GX: You're so hott, I can't help myself.

Orange: Fack you.

GX: You know you want too.

Orange: >:|



Jelly: LETZ CRASH ITTT![/FONT]
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Skank-ness. XD;

Why.u.mke.fun.of.mah.r-tard.voice.4.eva???? D:
Epic phone chatz. >:/

Oh lulz... GX just got served by HB. >8D

... MOTHER~! The mean interwebz lady says you dun love me! T_T
*slitsob*

OH GAWD. :D

... I didn't know a federal felony was a competetion. o:

>>; I can see myself saying that...

A hur hur... so scandalous. <:3

Uhmahgawd... lyke yeah!


... srsli though WTF. XD

...

You 'win' so much for just saying that. >:3

 

Oh my gawd, I'm laughing so hard over here...

xD

So is this what people miss when they don't sign up for forums? Absolute randomness? =]​

 

All wrong.

If a group of sixty people dressed as L walked past me, I'd scream and throw myself into them then have wild sex with them all.

...I love it though xD I wish I could rep you!

 

Madi, I actually wrote that you run after them and disappear for the rest of the story in the notebook I wrote it in. I forgot to add it in when I was typing. xD

OH LOL my handwriting is so bad.

But really, I did!

Not the wild sex part...

but you did go after them!

Notice how you don't talk for the rest?

Yeah that's cuz you're not there.
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I love the use of this word