The Queen & I.

So me & the Queen were having our monthly meeting, playing our DS's & having an epic battle in Pokemon Diamond & Pearl.

During our battle she said to me.
"Kitty. I have lost all interest in being the Queen, there is no fun left in being one. The fun left when we were no longer allowed to rule over other countries. I wish for you to take my place."

I was shocked. If there was no fun left in being a Queen then why would i want to become one? All she ever does is sit around getting people to do things for her, counting the money in her treasuery & playing games all day. "I'll do it!" i said.

After the ceremony of me becoming Queen, she congratulated me & asked, "What will you do now, your highness?" I smiled at her. "First, i'm gonna banish you!" I roared at her. She was stunned. "W-why?" Desperate for an answer. "Cause you fail at Pokemon. Anyone as bad a you deserves to be banished! Guards take her away!"
The guards grabbed her arms. "Wait!" She pleaded. "What are you doin' to do?"

"I'm sending you to the North Pole, take your dogs with you so you can practice Pokemon with them. Then, i'm goin' to bring the fun back in to being Queen. I'm goin' to take over the whole of Europe & rename it. But Europe is just the beginning, other continents shall fall before me."

"Your mad!" she screamed as she was lifted away to her new home in the North Pole.

So i sat on my new throne, devising a plan to create a new Empire under my name.

The end. ^^

 

*bows down*

 

Ok then this is wierd.

 

I don't like pokemon;

To the north pole ! :D

 

If Kitty is queen than I am so the king XD

 

The King position has already been filled.

 

Does this mean you know her or what? And why?

 

Such an epic story.

 

O_O Jesus Christ! Talk aboot bein' crabbit! She's gonna turn Europe into a midden!

 

Yay for New Europe :3

 

Ok then by who?

 

Kitty is my Queen!
*Bows down*
Dammit...I suck at pokemon...

 

How can you suck at pokemon? Its so easy!

 

Lies! Lies!

 

Dought it. What the Queen says goes. Anyone who aposes her gets thrown into the dungeon.

 

The Queen and I,
Kitty and K a i r i,
The Queen and King

:D

 

Ah! My King finally posted. ^^

 

I Suck Cuz I God Damned Beat The Elite For 9 Times And I Cant Beat Them A 10th Time!!!!!!

 

If K a i r i is the king that means he is a guy. Then y are you calle K a i r i?

Its called training and buying items and if you still can't beat them cheat. I only beat Red once without cheating and that was my first time.

 

Of course dear :D

And I'm a girl ffs xD