The Phantom Spammer pt.1 [Star Wars Spoof]

I actualy finished this a week ago but I haven't been on much. BTW, read.

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~Outside The GFX Section~
Dubai: Lolo11! Gusie is the blockade done? Lo11!lONE!11
JedininjaZC: Yes sir.
Dubai: Haha Cool lol!!1lol111!111ONE11 :D
JedininjaZC: Sir, may I go contradict myself and say stupid anti-abortion things to the prems now?
Dubai: Make me a taco! Lol1111!
Absol493: Sir, the representatives of the staff are coming to meet with us soon.
Dubai: Get the trolls ready! Lol!11!ONE11 :guns:
~Forum Index~
Dark-and Roid: Awright, we’re almosht there! *hic*
Darky-Wan: Master, We just pasted the-
Dark-and Roid: I know where we goinsh! *hic*
Darky-Wan: Master, are you drunk?
Dark-and Roid: No!*hic* I only hash one beer! Ashk Lisbeth! Tell em’ Lisbeth!
Darky-Wan: Master, do you know where you are going
Dark-and Roid: We’re here! *hic* Welcome to zhe spamshone! *hic*
Darky-Wan: Master we were supposed to g to the GFX section…
Dark-and Roid: No! *hic* Lisbeth wouldn’t lie!
Darky-Wan: That’s it. I’m flying this thing now.
~later, outside the GFX section~
Darky-Wan: we’re here!
DA: Lets find the n00b we’re supposed to meet with and get this over with
Darky-Wan: Well, it looks like you’re sober now.
DA: Gimmie a beer!
Darky-Wan: How bout no.
kingom945 arrives
Kingom945: Come this way, Dubai Mario will be with you shortly.
she leads them into a waiting thread
Darky-Wan: Tell Dubai to hurry up.
DA: Patience young one.
Kingdom945: Oh, you won’t have to wait much longer.
door opens, revealing four trolls
Darky-Wan: Master! Trolls!
DA: No one double crosses us!
they ignite their ban sabers
Troll_1: The staff sucks!
Troll_2: You can’t ban me!
Troll_1: Spam attack!
Troll_3: Yeah Spam! I’m super cereal!
Troll_4: Roxas will return!
DA: Stand back young apprentice!
DA uses ban saber on the first troll
Troll_3: Oh gawd I think I just shat bricks
Darky-Wan: Try shitting a fire truck
Troll_3: What The Fu-
Darky-Wan owns the 3rd troll
Kingdom945: Oh my gawsh Darkeh save meh!
Darky-Wan: DIE TROLL DIE!
Perma-Bans Kingdom945
Troll_2: Run ***** Run!
Troll_4: Sara suc-
DA double owns Trolls 2 and 4
DA: I knew this was a trap
Darky-Wan: Then why did we come her…
DA: This place called to me through the interwebz
Darky-Wan: Then why the hell did you take us to the spam zon-
DA: Silence! We need to find Dubai Mario.
Darky-Wan: Master! The thr-
DA: I said silence! Elizabeth is telling me something!
Darky-Wan: Maste-
DA: She says the thread is closed and we are stuck!
Darky-Wan: That’s what I was trying to tell you.
DA: No matter. I’ll just use my admin powers.
DA opens the thread
DA: We need to get out of here.
Darky-Wan: Master! They destroyed our back button!
DA: Then we will just escape using their search engine!
DA and Darky-Wan sneak onboard Dubai Mario’s search engine as he goes deep into the GFX section to the SotW area, where Rosey is cleaning out the spam from the Week 27 voting thread
~Outside the week 23 voting thread~
Dubai: WTF! LOl111!11ONE11!
DA: I think he’s spotted us!
Darky-Wan: He’s running away!
Dubai sneaks off in his search engine
DA: Damn, that was our only way to find Rosey…
Darky-Wan: Why do we have to find that old hor?
DA: Elizabeth says she overheard Dubai planning to kidnap her.
Darky-Wan: *facepalm*
Jor Jor comes running towards them
Jor Jor: Ah! Messa gonna die! Messa gonna die!
DA: What the…
Darky-Wan: What the heck are you screaming about?
Jor Jor: Messa saw DB errors commin dis way!
Darky-Wan: You poor stupid creature.
DA sees a DB error
DA: GET DOWN!
Darky-Wan: QUICK! DO A BARREL ROLL!
Jor Jor: Ahhhh! Messa gonna **** bricks!
They narrowly avoid the DB error
DA: Well….we’re alive…
Darky-Wan: So, how do we get to Rosey…
DA: She’s at the week 27 voting thread.
Jor Jor: Messa no where that is!
DA: What the hell is that sound?
Jor Jor: What sound?
DA: That one!
Darky-Wan: That is the odd creature that was running toward us.
Jor Jor: My name is Jor Jor…
DA: Where is it.
Darky-Wan: Next to you.
DA: You and your imaginary friends.
Darky-Wan: *facepalm*

Damn...forgot to double space it...

 

Hahahaha.




EXTREME FILLERZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111Shift+1

 

So who ish yoda?​

 

XDDDDDD

That was pwnsome..I'm an Imaginary friend ^-^

 

wtf I was in there XD

 

lol. I like what you have done with the names.

One is going to die at the end of this. =D