The only reason we are still alive

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Korra, May 21, 2011.

  1. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    ...is because we are the chosen warriors in a war of the gods.
     
  2. Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta The Demon Slayer

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  3. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Duh! Who else would a devine being use as warriors? Angels? Don't make me laugh! We're humans! We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't f(guitar riff) with the human race!
     
  4. AwkwardFailure Traverse Town Homebody

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    The end of the world is stuck in rush hour.
     
  5. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Actually, it was my mad wizard powers that saved us. I was standing on the roof shooting lightning at Gods hand as he tried to pick people up.
     
  6. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Good thing I have all these tanks. Course I need capable people to drive them.

    They're Panzers so they need a crew of 3. ;_;
     
  7. The Fuk? Dead

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    I don't know whether to be Kratos or Ben Affleck
     
  8. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    No. You are all wrong.

    It was my magical urine that was ingested by the frogs of Gabeeth that saved us all.
     
  9. Bareri-San 私はポテトだ。

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    I shotgun being the monkey boy. Oh wait, I'm a girl. Nevermind... ;_____;
     
  10. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Guys, we've been dead since 2006. What do you think khv is?
     
  11. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I wanna say heaven...

    But my gut's telling me it's hell.
     
  12. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    really? Both my head and gut is telling me it's an online website, but maybe that's the death talking
     
  13. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    NO
    YOU ARE
    VAMO ALLA FLAMENCO STARTED PLAYING AS SOON AS I READ YOUR POST
    It was meant to be.
     
  14. Bareri-San 私はポテトだ。

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    Vamo 'alla Flamenco? Serious?

    THEN IT IS INDEED DESTINY.
     
  15. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    khv is far from being heavenly, we're in Limbo.

    It's the death talking.
     
  16. AwkwardFailure Traverse Town Homebody

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    [​IMG] The guy in the middle? Anyway, I'm going to play some LBP while I wait for myself to die.
     
  17. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    I don't like being stuck in Limbo :c
     
  18. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Purgatory. This is where we're to make up for all the crap we did while we were alive.