Duh! Who else would a devine being use as warriors? Angels? Don't make me laugh! We're humans! We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't f(guitar riff) with the human race!
Actually, it was my mad wizard powers that saved us. I was standing on the roof shooting lightning at Gods hand as he tried to pick people up.
Good thing I have all these tanks. Course I need capable people to drive them. They're Panzers so they need a crew of 3. ;_;
No. You are all wrong. It was my magical urine that was ingested by the frogs of Gabeeth that saved us all.
really? Both my head and gut is telling me it's an online website, but maybe that's the death talking