The official unofficial staff requirement and advantages list

Victims united.

Standing insecurely in the face of French crap.

 

I stopped after the first.

I sleep most of the day.
ohwells.

 

Haha it's funny, on multiple levels, because

you were

haha a staff member

one time ok shutting up now bye everyone.

 

im like at halfs to ya all, my skill is my random brain

 

Oh Missssssssssstyyyyyyy~

 

:C I'm sorry, I know I'm like the only staff that doesn't watch anime

It's just too mainstream kukukukuku

 

Pokemon is an anime.

We all watched it.

you're welcome

 

Spoiler

#1: You must have the most terrible sleeping pattern ever or sleep a total of 4 hours per day.
#2: Your life must be filled with problems that make you cry yourself to sleep at night.
#3: You're confident and extremely popular in real life? Gtfo you'll never be hired.
#4: Being an animu fan is a must.
#5: You must be ready to sacrifice hundreds of hours of your free time for no pay, no recognition and no sort of acknowledgment whatsoever.
#6: You must know how to play an instrument and/or sing.
#7: Fooding and sleeping must be your favorite hobbies.
#8: Having the worst timing ever is crucial.
#9: You do not talk about the staff section (Alternatively, see #14)
#10: Silent as a ninja,
#11: sneaky as a lurker.
#12: Laugh insecurely at most jokes pointed at you.
#13: Writing fanfictions is a cool additions
#14: You can talk about staff section when you enjoy making people jealous.
#15: Creative shipping of KHV Staff members is important.
#16: Sacrifice your free time to draw KHV Staff member ships.
#17: Writing fanfictions about KHV Staff Members ships is always a sweet addition.
#18: You must have a pet.
#19: Whenever an important staff conversation is happening, you have to go take a 2-3 hour long shower.
#20: Laziness.
#21: You must be obsessive over the tiniest things.
#22: You must have ADHD
#23: Making fun of the French is the most important requirement ever.
#24: You must have a special skill of some sort. Example: Sabby with sandwiches, Enzy with being posh, Wolfie with killing things, etc.
#25: There is no #25. I just didn't want to stop at 24 because OCD.

1: I sleep roughly five hours a night
2: Too optimistic XD
3: Forever alone! :D
4: I like anime :D
5: Sure XD
6: I can kinda sing, I just don't do so in public XD
7: Hellz to the yea... But this one conflicts with number one. You cant really love to sleep and not really sleep that much XD
8: Too optimistic to not have a decent time XD
9: Lips are sealed XD
10: Can do!
11: Can do!
12: Haha, can do XD
13: I don't do it often, but I guess I could :)
14: Yes!
15: ???
16: Sure, I have no life XD
17: Sure, I guess I can do it lol
18: Two dogs, four cats, and several fish :3
19: Gotta clean behind the ears :3
20: Yup :D
21: OCD, yes XD
22: Yup :D
23: French fries are awesome! Why make fun of french? D:
24: Photoshop and techy stuff :D
25: Yes! :D

#25: Must be willing to post nude pictures in the staff porn section.

Re 25: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpWsVw9HfBQ

 

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