The official unofficial staff requirement and advantages list

Your mom's an idiom.

Hell yeah they do.

 

Draw picture of shit.
Make money for stunning realism.

 

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Every.

Single.

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My special skill?

 

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Britishism again.

 

#1: You must have the most terrible sleeping pattern ever or sleep a total of 4 hours per day.
Well, it's currently 4am and I should have gone to bed a while ago

#2: Your life must be filled with problems that make you cry yourself to sleep at night.
Fork bullies me ;-;

#3: You're confident and extremely popular in real life? Gtfo you'll never be hired.
Damnit >.< Everybody absolutely adores me...

#4: Being an animu fan is a must.
What's animu? :lolface:

#5: You must be ready to sacrifice hundreds of hours of your free time for no pay, no recognition and no sort of acknowledgment whatsoever.
I have an alter ready to sacrifice to the Gods

#6: You must know how to play an instrument and/or sing.
I play the baguette oh hon hon hon

#7: Fooding and sleeping must be your favorite hobbies.
Late night pasta <3

#8: Having the worst timing ever is crucial.
I'll just get rid of my watch and forget how to tell the time

#9: You do not talk about the staff section (Alternatively, see #14)
What staff section?

#10: Silent as a ninja,
I'm too sneaky for you (unless you are using Chrome)

#11: sneaky as a lurker.
*stalkstalkstalkstalk*

#12: Laugh insecurely at most jokes pointed at you.
Hahahaha

#13: Writing fanfictions is a cool additions
My fanfictions are better in my head... no one else would understand ;-;

#14: You can talk about staff section when you enjoy making people jealous.
There is pr0n

#15: Creative shipping of KHV Staff members is important.
Plumtooth

#16: Sacrifice your free time to draw KHV Staff member ships.
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#17: Writing fanfictions about KHV Staff Members ships is always a sweet addition.
Stabby!

#18: You must have a pet.
I have a pet Dalek that lights up. Your argument is invalid

#19: Whenever an important staff conversation is happening, you have to go take a 2-3 hour long shower.
I fall asleep at the keyboard if that's good enough

#20: Laziness.
Oh damn, I'm far too productive :lolface:

#21: You must be obsessive over the tiniest things.
My pens have to have lids and be in rainbow colour >:3 otherwise they are wrong

#22: You must have ADHD
I have it twice

#23: Making fun of the French is the most important requirement ever.
Oh good, maybe I might just make it

#24: You must have a special skill of some sort. Example: Sabby with sandwiches, Enzy with being posh, Wolfie with killing things, etc.
I'm posh and British >:3

#25: There is no #25. I just didn't want to stop at 24 because OCD.
but 25 is odd

Ahh! I'll never make it ;-;

 

Hey.. I resent sammich making. I'm a panda.

@ienzo: Fork bullies everyone >:

 

I think we should have a counselling section for all his victims ;-;

 

He doesn't bully me.​

 

That's because you bully every, including me. I can't bully a bigger bully.

 

Nobody bullies me because MY BOSS THEME IS JUST TOO DAMN BOSS FOR THESE CATS TO DEAL WIT.

 

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I have 30 through 100. Does that mean I'm staff material???

 

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Since most everybody fits the requirements, why don't all normal members become staff, staff become admins, and admins become gods?











But with all seriousness, I'd like to be a staff member.

 

that awkward moment when you don't fit half of these

 

I actually fit most of these, and those that I don't I could probably substitute 8D

... Too bad I submitted my application five minutes after they were closed >.<

 

I was doing well until #25, which eliminated my chances for consideration completely.