The official unofficial staff requirement and advantages list

I fufill almost everything on that list.
Come at me bro.

 

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What if you are all of them some time, none of them none of the time, and some of them all of the time?

 

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#1: Only do this when I don't have homework.
#2: I don't cry myself to sleep at night but I have an alternative.
#3: Sounds more like an unrequirement. Which is why it works for me.
#4: Go Sailor Moon.
#5: Sounds like a troll.
#6: My trombone will swoon the lady staffies.
#7: I have almost gained 40 lbs. in a year. Sleeping is fun when you're not supposed to do it.
#8: 2:00am. Must play emulators on my computers.
#9: This should be rule number 1.
#10: My dog is always apart of my convos so you'll need to see her about that
#11: Grade A groper.
#12: No one jokes about me. Only I joke about me. And my laugh is the best, just ask around.
#13: Only in my mind do I picture them girls kissing.
#14: This contradicts rule 1 about the staff section.
#15: Only if they're girls.
#16: I call mine the Leviathan.
#17: I'll think about them and plan them but I won't write them.
#18: White Demon Dog from Hell.
#19: Can I just get sticky?
#20: I'll reply to this later.
#21: Where's my money?
#22: I have it.
#23: Not just French people.
#24: I'm a pervert.
#25: You mean CDO.

 

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There's #25.

 

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#1: You must have the most terrible sleeping pattern ever or sleep a total of 4 hours per day.
#2: Your life must be filled with problems that make you cry yourself to sleep at night.
#3: You're confident and extremely popular in real life? Gtfo you'll never be hired.
#4: Being an animu fan is a must.
#5: You must be ready to sacrifice hundreds of hours of your free time for no pay, no recognition and no sort of acknowledgment whatsoever.
#6: You must know how to play an instrument and/or sing.
#7: Fooding and sleeping must be your favorite hobbies.
#8: Having the worst timing ever is crucial.
#9: You do not talk about the staff section (Alternatively, see #14)
#10: Silent as a ninja,
#11: sneaky as a lurker.
#12: Laugh insecurely at most jokes pointed at you.
#14: You can talk about staff section when you enjoy making people jealous.
#15: Creative shipping of KHV Staff members is important.
#18: You must have a pet.
#20: Laziness.
#21: You must be obsessive over the tiniest things.
#22: You must have ADHD
#23: Making fun of the French is the most important requirement ever.
#24: You must have a special skill of some sort. Example: Sabby with sandwiches, Enzy with being posh, Wolfie with killing things, etc.
#25: There is no #25. I just didn't want to stop at 24 because OCD.

All but 4, all of which have to do with writing/drawing ships.

PREPARE YOURSELVES.

 

John and Sherlock is a valid ship for this situation.

There's also the Doctor and Rose, Jack and everythingeveryone and many others.

 

If that's the only requirements i'm a shoe in. Lol who came up with that phrase? "Shoe in" It's just so wierd

 

idk who came up with it, but it probably originates from the act of physically putting your foot in someone's doorway so they can't shut you out.

man i love me some idioms

 

That actually makes a lot of sense.

You learn something new everyday.

 

I am offended by the subject of this thread.

 

Except everything I draw or write turns into sh*t.

Seriously.

I make one pencil mark and my paper turns into a turd.

 

MS Paint anyone?

I'm sure stick figures count.