The most embarrasssing thing you ever done

A bunch of my friends and I were at the Hershey Chocolate Factory, and we were doing that thing where you sit in the car and they show you how they make the chocolate with that prerecorded audio guide (we were broke and wanted the free chocolate that they give you at the end). So in the middle of this "tour," they talk about this chocolate liquor shit and how it doesn't have any actual alcohol in it, so my friends decided to be cool guys and start booing. Seeing the need to be the center of attention, I yell "Fuck that!" at the top of my lungs, not realizing that there were young children in the surrounding cars, not ten feet away from us.

 

This isn't the *most* embarrassing thing, but it was pretty bad.

In fifth grade I would wear my sister's hand-me-down clothes. There was this one beaten up pair of pants that she gave me that I really liked so I would wear them a lot. My mom told me one morning that they were going to rip because they were so gross but I ignored her. That day my pants ripped right down the butt.

I was wearing butterfly underwear. :v

 

Rant ahead

So the day before V-Day, I buy this fake rose at my school's store, cause they are selling them. I put it in my lunch bag for the next day.

Being only 13 and this being the first girl I liked, I was SOOO embarresed that I gave it to my friends, Ryan and Peter. They were all 'Damn, dude, you aiming high,' cause I wanted them to give it to the hottest girl in our grade.

Soo, they do it, and I'm sitting there, trying not to watch, and my "buddy" (notice air quotations) Conley had sat down next to me, wondering why I looked pale. I told him what happened, and he yells "JESSE GAVE YOU THE ROSE!!!"


Then my friends tried to talk me into going and talking to her. I didn't, they had to try and pick me up and bring me to her. The security gaurds had to come break it up....

:/D=:

 

I once got my pants pulled down in front of my class...


not fun.

 

My buddies and I were all talking, and some were discussing the sounds we liked. One of my buddies say that she liked the sound of the rain, and the others were saying something about pee. So I tried to put in my comment of what sound I liked best while listening to the pee conversation...so I jumble both of them up and yell, "I love the sound of pee."

roflmaogtfo

 

I went to church without any panties and pulled my skirt up and showed my garden of eve to everyone. XD

and my skirt fell in public once.

I have a habbit of... showing skin in public. XDD

 

I was in a soccer game and I was gonna do a bicycle kick (pretty much a backflip and kick the ball at the same time) because the score was like 8-4 and we were ahead

Im in the middle of the field and the ball comes flying at me and i was like "hell yes, im gonna do the bicycle kick again" (because I practied alot and could do it really well) i jump and start to backflip, fling my leg out to kick the ball, miss completly and land on my head..... not my best day ever

 

It wasn't one of the MOST embarassing things I've ever done but it was pretty embarassing:

So my best friend and I were goofing around in the stairs at school and we were totally alone.While we were punching and smacking each other,he pushed me and I almost fell down the stairs if he didn't grab my arm at that moment..and I don't know how the fuck happened but my leg ended up between his legs and I raised it high enough to touch..yeah THE THING and we stayed like that for 5 pretty long seconds and then I realized it and removed my leg faster than..the fastest thing in this world.


But he didn't complain.His face was fucking priceless.

 

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