The most complicated thread EVAR!!!

Cheese is a dairy product and some people can't eat dairy products because they are lactose intolerant and then it made sense because lactose and intolerant duh it's easy to understand if you have a dictionary and dictionary.com is a great place to look up definitions because I looked up the word pizzaz and it gave me pizza and so I like pizza with pepperoni on it and I could eat it like water and water is not edible but I like sprite because it's lemon-limey goodness makes a great soda and coca cola is the makers of sprite and sprite is sold all over the world including china it was so cool to see Chinese sprite bottles and I bet they tasted great to because lemon-lime is great stuff lemons are good but limes are tangy and if you put them together with loads of sugar and carbohydrates then you have a sprite like product and sprite is as tasty as ice cream especially cookies 'n cream because oreos are fun with ice cream and ice cream is good for hot weather in the summer and summer is a good time to go to the beach because it has great big waves where the water gets stuck in your ears with lots of other sea creatures

did ya get all that?

 

*in before lock*

 

tl;dr

kthxbai

 

what lock this is the spam zone.

I have to say I've done a good job at it....

 

Well leprechauns being fictional don't exist I mean it makes perfect sense because they're little green-wearing men who lead you to gold which makes no sense because you can't give away riches in this day and age because of the dwindling U.S. economy that of course is assuming that he lives in the United States which wold make me politically incorrect also hate crimes should be politically incorrect because the person a crime is aimed at or the intent of the crime shouldn't affect the punishment the criminal receives because whether you shoot a black guy or a white guy you just shot someone and whether or not you're racist shouldn't make your jail time change speaking of jail don't drop the soap it's nearly impossible to pick up it's always sliding everywhere and it's just a huge mess ha that's ironic because soap is supposed to clean messes some people really don't get what irony means if it rains on your wedding day that's not ironic it just sucks big time however if you try to kill an attacker but wind up killing the would-be victim as a result of the actions taken to kill the assailant that is irony so please note the difference

And that's where babies come from.

 

i pale in comparrison of your randmness allison

 

0.0 I actually understood that......:blink: