The Lounge: Official Spamzone Community Thread

whaaaaaaaaaaaat
What happened? :C

 

well, what I said was an exaggeration per se, BUT After shoveling for two hours, I discovered that it was completely white in color. It slowly regained its color after a few hours but I still can't really feel it at all. I'm not sure what this means but I'll know when my mom the doctor comes home later this week. It's just kinda scary :x

 

i started this thing of trying to see how shaggy i can get before i disgust myself


i was going to get a haircut but then i was like... nah

 

I'm at school eating Swedish fish and they kinda taste like medicine

 

Having a Catholic steak since it's Ash Wednesday?

 

KHV, I'm too nervous, tommorow is the first time I step into a classroom since around 6 months. I'm afraid I'll get a panic attack of sorts in the middle of the class or something of the sorts *Paranoia engage <_<*

Also I'm nervous because I haven't been outside all by myself since a long time, so it's going to take a while to get used to.

Oh well, I'll figure out a way, I usually do.

 

I was wondering why folk were walking around with dirty foreheads.

 

It's always when you can't have steak/hamburger/bacon when you want it the most. Always.

 

Anyone here play League of Legends because I'm about to play and I need some advice.

 

Learn to last hit minions. Don't let your own minions get the kills and steal both gold and experience from you. Only you and your team mates benefit from that.

Don't blame other lanes for your team losing. Getting angry helps nobody, and angering others helps nobody. Give them some advice, or if they won't listen, just don't say anything.

Always ping when enemies are Missing-In-Action (MIA.) You should be able to understand what it's like thinking you're gonna win a lane, only to be ambushed and killed in seconds. Vision is essential to victory.

If you think you can't beat your lane opponent 1v1, then don't keep trying it (this is known as "feeding.") Instead, play it safe and farm on minions (last hitting them to build up money and experience.)

Never, ever, turret dive. It isn't worth it.

Focus on these objectives: turrets and inhibitors.

Don't go for Baron Nashor until at least 3/5ths of the enemy team is dead. Otherwise, you could risk throwing the game out of greed.

If you're playing as a Marksman (AKA: AD Carry, like Varus or Jinx,) you usually want to start with Doran's Blade. I recommend it from experience. Also, you'll generally want to stay in the back of your team during team fights: you'll no doubt be the easiest to kill, and also one of the most important for killing the enemies.

Learn to play every role. Far as I know, there's a good champion that's cheap to buy with IP for every role.

If you're getting annoyed with an enemy Teemo killing you with shrooms, then build Magic Resist, and perhaps buy wards that reveal invisible items (or at least advice your team mates to do so.)

Pay attention to what the enemy team is building. Notice lots of Armor but little Magic Resist? Then Ability Power will be what you want to focus on for dealing damage. The reverse is true? Attack Damage and Attack Speed. Can't deal Attack Damage due to high Armor? Build Armor Penetration. High Magic Resist instead? Build Magic Penetration.

I got more if you need.

 

Thanks! I just started playing so I still don't really get everything, but my stats have been going up lately ( yay!). I usually stick to melee fighters because someone recommended it so I didn't try out any of the other champions yet. I have problems with most of the stuff you mentioned so this really helped.

 

Just tell me if you have any specific questions.

Also, learn to play with smart casting (activating a spell instantly where your cursor is aimed, rather than hitting the key, aiming it, and then using the spell.) It's a bit awkward to learn at first (I know this personally) but speeding up your reactions will improve your chances of winning.

 

Thank you!

Haha, I guess I'm taking things in an extremist manner, I should just relax and let it all flow naturally.

 

-sighs- I think I am going to hurt someone soon.

 

Alternatively, search the forum using the Search Titles Only feature for "Post Here."

 

I already want to hurt someone, I don't want it to get to the point where I want to kill someone.

Meh, people can do what they want, I can't tell them to stop... I'll just stare at it and hope it goes away someday...

 

Look! I'm there! Hello me! :D

 

Eh, Spam Zone trends. It'll be over eventually.

 

People obviously just like posting here : D