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  1. Amaury Chaser

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    Nope.
     
  2. Hayabusa Venomous

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    Shrek 1 is decent, but Shrek 2 is a freaking classic.

    Also obligatory
     
  3. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    oh god yes

    and have you ever had a dream where the pain felt so real and it's excruciating and you wake up and still feel it?
     
  4. Amaury Chaser

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    Nope.
     
  5. Laplace TSUKI NO SHIHAI

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    My life right here.

    Also this, I keep dreaming of me being stabbed by needles because I am a afraid of them and I somehow got blood extracted out of me, so now I know what that pain feels like.

    What about dreams where you feel you are awake, but then things suddenly turn bizarre and you realize it's a dream so you get back to bed to wake up?
     
  6. Hayabusa Venomous

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    Just bought Risk of Rain, Battleblock Theater, and Castle Crashers for $4.98. Sucks though that I couldn't gift the extra copy of Castle Crashers, since I already had it.
     
  7. 61 No. B

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    I haven't watched Shrek 2 in years but it so is. It's the only one I don't dislike.

    once or twice yes.[DOUBLEPOST=1403554041][/DOUBLEPOST]this just in: the people at CN hate me and don't want to release regular show season 3 on blu ray so i can buy it. not buying dvd are u kidding me

    and the cover of the asm2 blu ray is so freaking hideous that i may just buy it in 3d to get the better cover.
     
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  8. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I had a mix of these...
    The dream starts out with my father and I walking and sitting down in a kind of auditorium with raised rows for seating, going up until they hit the back wall. We came in from a door on right of the same wall as the stage platform, and I took a seat on the right edge, close to the middle of the vertical row, but closer to the front than the back. My father sat several seats behind me. He was wearing a drag outfit, makeup, blond wig and all. We were hear for some kind of seminar or presentation, possibly for a university; at least, it had that kind of feel to it. After about twenty minutes of speaking, my father begins to cheer wildly, and actively. I put my face in palm and get up to leave, to which several of the audience members laugh and go, "Ooooh!". I jumped from my seat to the door, which is quite a ways, and realized that gravity was mine to command; that I was dreaming, actually, but I did not consider other abilities an issue. I was not thinking critically very well, but I was to an extent.

    I walked out of the door to find a green lawn that extended out to the road about a hundred yards away, my father's old white car that we do not own in reality about thirty feet away, and a flag poll without a flag on it next to the car. A girl followed me out of the building, and seemed to be telling me to calm down and come back in. She was around my age, and was obviously looking for attention, smiling and laughing too much. I ignored her, and jumped up to the top of the flag pole. She had somehow gotten her arms around me from the back, and was holding onto me with her chin on my shoulder. I jumped off of the tip of the flag pole and went flying far to the left of the door, not acknowledging her presence. As we flew, she began dry humping me, which was very distracting. We flew on like that for a minute or so, passed a few buildings, and I eventually got fed up with it and decided to give her what she wanted. I came down onto an empty green lot with a few trees, and set her down. I decided that she was not unattractive, and pinned her down and undressed her, and so on. She seemed fine with this, helping me along and moving with me.

    At some point later we were back at my father's car and tussling on the ground beside it. The door to the auditorium opened, and we suddenly got up, fully dressed. My father came out looking very serious in a formal suit with another man wearing a trench coat and glasses. He came over and inspected the car for signs of sexual activity, and, finding nothing, told my father, "it is clean." I was glad that we had not bothered to hide in the car, after all.

    I then woke up, and thought, "Well, that was a strange dream." I got dressed and went out into the living room, where Bobby, Danny, and my brothers were waiting. Bobby turned around his laptop around and showed a picture on his Facebook album of the girl and I kissing. He said, "Nice job, man." Danny was laughing. It hit me that that was not a dream, or that something had happened to influence it that I did not remember. I marveled on this for a while, trying to recall scenarios where I had met her in real life, but to no avail.

    I woke up at some point, and did not realize that it had not happened, and that I had woken up for real, when my mother said something about a dream while sitting at the kitchen table. It was a very disorienting experience.
     
  9. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    Yep. I've had them while awake, too. (defining pain here as emotional rather than physical)
     
  10. 61 No. B

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    that's bizarre
    i've had a similar situation though i don't remember what the dream was about

    I'll probably remember the dream I had last night for a long time. Even thinking about it now I get sad, which is strange considering this person doesn't even exist.

    The dream takes place during the last year of high school, a couple months before graduation. I was walking home from school like usual when I noticed this girl covered in dirt wearing old, torn dirty white clothes standing in a yard across the street. Her hair was a mess and practically standing up (I don't know why but this was a detail that stood out among others). She started to make her way to my side of the street and I start thinking "oh god please don't talk to me" because I did not know her and given her appearance I did not know what her situation was. She asked if I had food or anything to spare, and when I shook my head saying no, she walked past me and started looking through the bushes behind me for food or anything of value. I took this opportunity and quickly walked away, eventually finding a shed and hiding behind it. I continued to watch her as I hid (I don't know why I didn't just leave) when I noticed a person from school coming out of the house the yard she was previously standing in belonged to, as she was making her way back. This was a real person who I actually knew in real life, though we were only acquaintances. The two spotted me hiding and approached me. They asked if I wanted to come with them, and out of curiosity for what was going on, shame of being found, and fear of coming off as rude, I agreed. We went inside and the house was a disaster. There was trash everywhere and the walls and floor were extremely dirty. There was almost no furniture aside from the small couch against one of the walls which, like everything else, was dirty. It was clear the no one officially owned this house, but that someone had been living here. I followed them as they went to the back of the house and out into a very small screened-in porch with no floor, only dirt. There was trash here as well and an old wooden box sitting in the center functioning as a table. They sat down and I went to the far side and nervously sat down. After some time had passed in silence, a pizza was delivered to the house and the other guy went to go pay for it. The girl and I remained in the outdoor area and she started making small-talk. I quickly became very annoyed (something that would happen in real life) with her and made no attempt to hide this (something that would not happen in real life). The guy came back with the pizza and we sat and ate talking about nothing as a long period of time passed. After a while, the pizza was nearly gone and I began to stand up and gesture that I was leaving. Before I could stand up the girl asked me if I liked Slipknot, to which I replied "yes?" following a pause. For some reason, this began to change my opinion of her. I did not like her by any means, but I did not detest her like I previously had. We talked about Slipknot for a while and the other guy began to leave. I followed him into the house and asked what the deal with all of this was. Before he answered, the girl, who I did not know was behind me, told me that her father had abandoned her, and that it was just her and her mother living here. I still did not entirely understand, but was not about to ask questions. The guy and I left, and continued walking to our homes. The guy explained to me what had actually happened. He told me that it wasn't that her father abandoned her, but that both of her parents did and that the house we were belonged to their family. This only happened a couple years ago and every Friday (I guess it was a Friday?) he would bring pizza to her. The girl had gone to the same school and been in the same grade as us before she stopped after being abandoned, and would have graduated with us had she stayed in. Initially, I could not remember her, but after thinking some I remembered seeing her in the hallways. She was just one of those people you saw every day but knew nothing about and cared nothing for. Finally I was home and began thinking about all of this. I decided that I wanted to see her again and apologize for how I had treated her so unfairly and talk to her more. I went to her house in the middle of the night and found her back in the area we had eaten in. I apologized and we talked for a long time about nothing in particular, just small talk. After talking all night I offered to let her stay with my family and get her back in school so she could graduate with the class she had been a part of. At first she refused, she didn't want to be a burden on people who were already busy, but I got her to agree eventually.

    Fast-forward a week or so to the day before graduation. The girl and I had formed a deep emotional relationship (not quite sure what it would be labeled as) and my family had taken great care of her for the past months. She looked like a completely different person. She wore her hair back (another detail that stood out), and wore a weird black suit. All of the schools in the area had rented the city of Richmond for families to host graduation parties. Weird, I know. My dad and I were driving back from the store to buy stuff for the party when suddenly someone started shooting at our car. I looked behind and saw a car with people dressed in weird black jumpsuits (looking almost exactly like the costumes from the first X-Men movie. I have no idea why.) chasing us. Eventually we lost them and arrived at the place my family was holding a party for us, a room in an apartment building a couple stories up. We treated the girl like a member of the family, celebrating her as well. She was very nervous and sat close to someone from the whole time. She was extremely reluctant to talk to people despite being so talkative with me before. She was polite to people, though seemed to keep her distance from people other than me and my immediate family. There were a lot of other people who I didn't know at the part as well. We heard a loud noise coming from down on the street. We looked down and saw that people were being shot by people in the same black jumpsuits from before. There was a loud knock on the door and people wearing the jumpsuits come into the room, followed by a guy wearing a white jacket and dark green pants. He told us that the city belonged to them and that they were establishing a new order where anyone walking on the street would be killed. It turned out that the people from the party I did not recognize were part of this organization. Everyone got quiet and the guy in green pants left. We were in the room held at gun-point. I noticed that the girl was not with us anymore. I asked one of my relatives where she was and they said that she had quickly gone out of the fire escape. I quickly ran after her when no one was looking, fearing that she would be shot. As I was looking for her I overheard people mentioning that multiple explosives had been planted throughout the city to disrupt the graduation parties. After searching for hours I could not find her and went back to the party, hoping that she would be there. The room I returned to looked nothing like it had before. It was much smaller, with only a small couch and single fold-out chair. The only people there were my immediate family and grandmother. They explained to me that they fought the people in the room off and that the people said their plan could not be stopped. I asked if the girl came back and what had happened and they said that she had come back and told them what was going on. Long before the graduation party, around the time I met her, this girl had been contacted by an organization looking to hire expendable people who had been abandoned and were not in school for a job. Of course she accepted since her living conditions were so terrible and she needed some way to provide for herself. Her job was to plant and set off one of the explosives, and in return she would be given food and a place to live. Despite meeting me and being given a new home, she could not back out or she and my family and I would be killed. When she left earlier, she had gone to plant the explosive, but returned before she did. She would not do it having been given a new home and being surrounded by people who cared for her and were celebrating her as well. I looked around the apartment for her and found her in a small bedroom. She had died. My family told me that she knew she would die soon, but tried to wait for me to return. She had been alone for too long and died of malnutrition and a disease she had contracted from living in such a dirty environment. I thought back to emotional and intimate moments we shared and was indescribably devastated. I heard Skin Ticket by Slipknot playing, specifically the "come see my cage" moment, as well as Teenager by Deftones, and woke up. For some reason I retained that sadness after waking up, and even now thinking about it makes me sad and those songs remind of this person who doesn't exist, despite seeming so real. wat.

    to counter all this sad, here's a picture that had me falling over with laughter today
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  11. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Teen Wolf is going to be the death of me someday. I just know it. *drowning in feelings.*

    Season 4 started tonight. Hence me reverting back to Peter theme.
     
  12. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Good recall on that one. Sorry things went badly.
     
  13. 61 No. B

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    is there a pokemon discussion thread here
    there should be
    i want to talk about cute pokemon
    like shinx and reuniclus
    i cant even look at shinx
     
  14. Hayabusa Venomous

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    My girlfriend bred about 5 boxes worth of Shinx trying to get a shiny.
     
  15. 61 No. B

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    okay no offense to her but i think the shiny looks really bad
    i love the light blue and yellow. the yellow and orange just looks bad imo
    not that i wouldnt love to have one though lol
     
  16. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream

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    I am now the tranquil main from the best RPG ever.

    Fear me and my ability to run away from boss fights.
     
  17. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    DUDE WHAT EVEN THOSE ARE TWO OF MY ALL-TIME FAVES
     
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    thats not sora
     
  19. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream

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    LOOK HOW PEACEFUL MY AVATAR IS

    LOOK AT IT
     
  20. Dinny I am Anime ( ⚈้̤͡ ◡ ⚈้̤͡ )

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    Ladies of KHV, how does one heal the calve muscles of one who has stood in heels for over 12 hours? My legs are dying and I don't know what to do ; A ;