The Legend of kh-vids. Ch.2.5 ~Spoilers~

C'mon! Who didn't see this comin'? C'mon, raise your hand!

Well, i thought about doin' this back before Christmas, but i was busy and i had another story in the process. But there was a tragic accident and i lost it. i went into a deep state of depression and ate my own body weight in chocolate. Then i got over it. I'm sorry Sistah's, i shall redo it...someday.

Anyway, aye. Any guessing what this is a rip-off of?

I feel so unoriginal now that many folks are doin' khv based stories, even more so that i'm ripping it off of a game. Whatever, i enjoy writing this. :P

It's a tad long, but i write this as i play the game (even though i can complete OoT in about 10 hours. :3), so it basically follows the story. And for a lot of it i copy/paste some of the text (mostly Soush cause i'm damn lazy). I also try and mingle it in with the manga, try being the key word.

Anyhoo, there is quite a list of characters involved, but not all at the same time. OoT is a big game, so don't bash me for it being too long and put you're reading glasses on.

Hope you guys enjoy it!

Edit: Excuse the poor layout. I'll fix that if i continue.
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Chapter 1

Mysterious voice - In the vast, deep forest of Hyrule... Long have I served as the guardian spirit... I am known as Soush…

A small boy lays on top of the covers on this bed, tossing and turning as he sleeps.

Soush - The children of the forest, the Kokiri, live here with me. Each Kokiri has his or her own guardian fairy. However, there is one boy who does not have a fairy...

The young boy shivers as he sleeps, moaning out aloud from a dream he is having.

A castle draw bridge slowly lowers down as the rain pelts down from the skies, accompanied with loud clashes of thunder, and lightning strikes . Horses cries were heard by the small boy from the other side, as he stood on the outside of the grand bridge. A white horse appears, carrying two beings, a woman, and a small girl. They galloped pass the young boy without slowing down, the young boy watched as they rode into the darkness eventually losing site of them. The young boy was startled when a heavy grunt came from behind. A mighty black horse stood behind him, carrying a man in black armor , shrouded with a dark aura. The man stared at the boy, rising his hand to him. The boy could do nothing but stand in horror and wait…


Soush - Coco... Coco, where art thou? Come hither....


Coco, a small fairy hovers next to a large tree, the Great Soush Tree, as she listens to his plea.


Soush - Oh, Coco the fairy... Listen to my words, the words of the Great Soush Tree... Dost thou sense it? The climate of evil descending upon this realm... Malevolent forces even now are mustering to attack our land of Hyrule... For so long, the Kokiri Forest, the source of life, has stood as a barrier, deterring outsiders and maintaining the order of the world... But...before this tremendous evil power, even my power is as nothing... It seems the time has come for the boy without a fairy to begin his journey... The youth whose destiny it is to lead Hyrule to the path of justice and truth... Coco...go now! Find our young friend and guide him to me... I do not have much time left. Fly, Coco, fly! The fate of the forest, nay, the world, depends upon thee!

Coco flew off into the Kokiri forest village, passing by several of it’s residents, politely tossing a hello to those she passed. She hastily looked about the village for the house were the boy stayed. She spotted his house- which happened to sit on top of a tree- over a small hill, flying through a fence that protected anyone from falling over the side of the hill.

Coco - HAHA! You won’t get me this time fence!

She looked back at the fence and gloated at it, sticking out her tongue. Not watching where she was going she flew into the ladders that lead up into the house, falling to the ground.

Coco - Damn you ladders! You win this round.

She picked herself up and flew up towards the house. She slowly entered the house and saw the young boy laying on his bed. She flew slightly above his body, trying to carefully wake him.

Coco - Hello! Hey boy! Wake up! The Great Soush tree wants to talk you! I said get up!

The young boy remained sound asleep, giving a light moan and turned away. She flew about him frantically, fluttering about his ears.

Coco - Hey! C’mon!!! Can Hyrule’s destiny really depend on such a lazy boy?

The boy still didn’t wake up.

Coco - Fine. Have it your way!

She looked over to a corner and saw a small jar filled with water. With all the strength her tiny body could muster, she carried it over to the young boy, tipping it over his face. The boy shrieked from the coldness of the water, and his body shocked.


Boy - AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Coco couldn’t hold the jar any longer and dropped it on his face, smashing it off his forehead. The boy laid there unconscious for several minutes. Coco did everything she could to wake him up - slapping his soft delicate face, to biting his slim fingers. He eventually brought himself too, rubbing his throbbing forehead.
The boy jumped up from his laying position, and sat at the edge of his bed. He positioned his elbows on his knees and covered his face with his hands, his long blonde hair hanging loose.

Coco - You’re finally awake! I’m Coco the fairy.


Coco looked at the wet boy and noticed some unusual features. She moved in for a closer inspection.

Coco - Hmmm…OH MY GOSH! YOU’RE A GIRL!

Coco muttered many things as fell to the floor, spazzing out from the shock. The little girl knelt onto the floor and picked Coco up, stroking her wings.

Girl - Are you ok?
Coco - I-I will be…

Coco struggled to breathe as she laid in the girls hands.

Coco - Ok…I’m alright now.
Girl - Good!

The girl stood up and walked over to one of the corners in the room towards a jar. She lifted off the lid and dropped Coco into the water inside, creating a small splash.

Coco - Gah! It’s freezing! Why’d you do that?

Girl - Pay back for dropping that jar on me. It really hurt… Look! Now I have a lump on my head!

Coco - hehe…sorry about that. My little arms aren’t that strong.


Coco flew out of the jar and onto the bed, snuggling under the blankets to dry herself off.


Girl - Hey, hey! I sleep in those!
Coco - Mmmmmm, they’re so comfy. No wonder you didn’t wake up…oh. I never got your name.
Girl - It’s Sammy…
Coco - That’s a pretty name. Well, I’m Coco. The Great Soush Tree asked me to be your partner from now on! Nice to meet you!


Sammy leaped on Coco, squashing her under the blankets as she squealed.


Sammy - AH! You have no idea how long I have waited for a fairy. It feels so lonely being the only one in
the forest without a fairy!

Coco - Please, don’t crush me! I’m fragile.


Sammy gently lifted her body off of Coco as she stared at her, giving her the opportunity to escape from under the blanket. Feeling dizzy, Coco staggered out from underneath the blanket, but before she could recuperate, Sammy had her in her arms, holding her tight as tears of joy filled hers eyes.


Coco - Please, not so tight. It hurts! IT HUR-…mmmm…it feels nice. Ok ok, you can hug me.


Coco embraced the hug heartedly, and gave one back in return.


Coco - Sammy, the Great Soush Tree has summoned you! Even though he told me you were a boy…

Sammy - Mmkay. Means I can show you off to all the other Kokiri in the forest, especially that…


Sammy started to mutter under her breath with a devious look in her eye and never finished her sentence. Coco raised an eyebrow at Sammy’s scheme. She imagined herself being held above Sammy’s head, watching as she announced to the whole forest of her other half. Coco didn’t like the thought of being a display, so she flew out of Sammy’s arms, and lead her out the house.


Coco - C’mon. The Great Soush is waiting!


Sammy followed closely behind, and left her house.


As they walked out onto the ledge of the tree house, they were welcomed by a familiar voice.


Voice - Hey, Sammy!


It was Fayth, Sammy’s childhood friend.

Not bothering with the ladders, Sammy jumped off the balcony to the ground.


Fayth - Always showing off, aren’t you Sammy. One day you’ll jump from somewhere so high, you’ll probably break your legs.

Sammy - Hi Fayth.

Fayth - Wow! You finally got a fairy! I’m so happy for you, Sammy!

Sammy - I know. It’s about freckin’ time as well. This is co-…


Sammy pointed to just above her shoulder were coco had been, but she disappeared. She looked about anxiously, fearing she had already lost her other side. She didn’t want to be the only one without a fairy again. The very thought of losing coco - even though they only met, lowered her spirit.

A quiet rustle came from a bush close to her house. She and Fayth took a few steps closer…


Coco - Shhhhhhhh! Don’t move Sammy!


Sammy, feeling anxious, stopped. She didn’t have a clue what was going on.

Coco tensioned her body and slowly started her wings. She laid there waiting, waiting for her opportune moment to strike the ghastly foe.


Coco - CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


She charged out of the bush and directly at the ladder, slamming her body against it with all her might, resulting a dent being left in it.


Coco - HAHA! Coco always wins in the end! …QUICK SAMMY! RUN!!


Coco darted over to Sammy, forcefully trying to push her away. Sammy was starting to lose patience with Coco. She took off her hat and swiped it over Coco, putting it back on her head.


Sammy - Hehe…this is my fairy, Coco.

Fayth - Well, I suppose beggars can’t be choosers. Nevertheless, I’m happy for you. Now you’re a true Kokiri, Sammy!

Sammy - Thanks, I guess. Although, I really did get the short end of the stick with this fairy.

Coco - Hey!


Coco bounced around furiously in Sammy’s hat.


Sammy - Oy! Oy! Don’t mess up my hair, I just washed it.

Coco - Mmmmm, it does smell nice. What’d you use?

Sammy - Sap from the Great Soush tree. It gives my hair a sof-…OH NO! We’re meant to met the Great Soush tree!

Fayth - The Great Soush tree has summoned you? *mutters* Probably wants to apologise for the whacked fairy.

Coco - I’m not whacked!

Fayth - Anyway. It’s quite an honour to talk to the Great Soush tree!

Sammy - But we play Super Smash Bros. with him all the time. So we see him a lot.

Fayth - But! How often do you speak to him without being bashed for being a noob at SSB?


Sammy paused for a moment to think about this.


Sammy - Never…he always wins.

Fayth - Since I don’t want to be forced into a game of SSB, I’ll wait for you here. Better go see him quickly though, he hates to wait.


Coco finally made her way out of Sammy’s hat, taking a few moments to breathe in the fresh forest air.


Coco - Ok, lets go, Sammy.


Leaving Fayth behind, they ventured towards the path that lead to the Great Soush tree.


Tootsie - Hey you! ‘Mr. No Fairy!’ What’s your business with the Great Soush tree? Without a fairy, you’re not even a real man!

Sammy - First, I’m a girl. Second, I have a fairy, so nuuuuuuuuuuuh! And the Great Soush tree summoned me, cause I’m his favourite.


Sammy stuck her tongue out at Tootsie, laughing in her face.


Tootsie - What?! You’ve got a fairy?! And the Great Soush Tree actually summoned you for reasons not connected to SSB?!


Sammy continued to laugh.


Sammy - KEKEKEKEKEKE!!

Tootsie - Whaaaaaaaat?! Why would he summon you and not me, the great Tootsie? This isn’t funny…I don’t believe it! You don’t even have a sword and shield ready.

Sammy - Well, no one likes Tootsie, she smells. You don’t have any equipment either.

Tootsie - What? Ummmm…oh…just shut up! You can’t past here with the proper equipment Sheesh!

Coco - I don’t like her, but she’s right. You need a sword and shield. I think the shop has a shield, c‘mon.


With Coco leading the way, Sammy made her way to the village shop, everything that a Kokiri needed was there.

A small Kokiri boy stood behind the counter, far too small to see over the top. He had to jump to get his nose past the counter.


Goimez - Welcome to Kokiri-mart. Everything a Kokiri needs is right here! *whispers* Cause this is the only shop in the village, and if you try to leave you die…


Sammy - W-what?

Goimez - Nothing, nothing! Come, how can I help you? Interested in some Deku seeds? Handy if you have a Slingshot.

Sammy - Ummmm…I need a sword and shield…so I can go see the Great Soush tree.

Goimez - Need some arrows? Got lots of arrows, only 2 rupees per piece.

Sammy - I don’t own a bow. All I want is a sword and sh-

Goimez - How about some hearts? Only 10 rupees. Everyone loves hearts, c’mon, try some…

Sammy - NO! Do you have a shield or not?

Goimez - Tch! Touchy. I do have a shield. It’ll cost you 80 rupees.

Sammy + Coco - WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!


Sammy stomped her foot on the ground, raising her fist at Goimez.


Sammy - But the sign says 40 rupees!

Goimez - What sign?


Goimez swiftly slapped the sign down, pretending it never existed. Sammy lunged onto the counter and grabbed the dwarf Kokiri by the collar of his tunic.


Sammy - Give it to me for 40 rupees or I’ll rip you apart!

Goimez - Ok ok! Please, just don’t hurt me. I have a family to feed!


Sammy dropped Goimez to the ground, moving off of the counter.


Coco - We’ll be back!

Sammy and Coco left the shop.

Coco - So…got any rupees?


Sammy reached into a pocket in her tunic and pulled out her wallet. She opened it but a lone piece of paper sat in it, that read, ‘IOU, Fayth.’


Sammy - Dammit that Fayth! I love her to pieces, but she keeps taking all the rupees I find.

Coco - Well, we could always ’borrow’ rupees from the other Kokiri. They have loads in their houses.

Sammy - …I guess so…

Coco - For the Great Soush tree!


Being as inconspicuous as possible, they ‘borrowed’ rupees from many of their fellow Kokiri, just enough for a shield. She even tried lifting bushes in search for rupees, but her arms were too weak. When they gathered enough they returned to the shop and bought the Kokiri shield, a small wooden shield that had the forest crest on it.


Coco - 40 rupees for that piece of crap? It’ll burn instantly if fire touches it.

Sammy - Well it’s better than nothing. Now, I need a sword.

Coco - Well I know of one. It’s the Kokiri’s treasure. I’ll show you.


Coco flew off towards the hill with the great fence next to Sammy’s house, leading her to a small tunnel.


Coco - In there. It may be a bit of a tight squeeze for you…

Sammy - You calling me fat?

Coco - N-no…


Sammy gripped onto her stomach, pulling the tunic loose.


Sammy - ARGH! I’m so fat! Look at me! It hangs!


Coco slapped Sammy across the face.


Coco - That’s your tunic…


Sammy rub the red area on her face and crawled through the small tunnel, fitting in easily.


Coco - Now, I need to warn you…


But before Coco could finish her sentence Sammy walked out into the wide path and was trampled by a large boulder.

Coco - …large boulders roam this area. Hehe!

Sammy - Thanks for the warning…


Breathing and sweating heavily she quickly pulled herself up and dashed into a small bypass.


Sammy - Where about in this maze is the sword?

Coco - I dunno. I’ll go have a look.


Being small and nimble she manoeuvred through the maze until she located the sword, returning back to Sammy.


Coco - Ok. First you gotta make a lef-


She never noticed she was still on the boulders rolling path and was trampled by the boulder, sticking to it.


Coco - Sam- hel- meeeee!


Coco round around the maze, screaming. Sammy leaped out once the boulder passed her, listening out for Coco’s cries as a warning for the boulder drawing near.
She soon found a large chest sitting on top of a tree stump. She opened the chest, a bright light shone out as she dangled over to reach in. After almost falling in she took out the Kokiri sword.

Sammy - Coco, I got it! Lets go!

Coco - Tha- gre-, Sam!


Sammy waited for the boulder to come her way. Carefully timing it, she snatched Coco from it, bring her to safety.


Coco - Oh, Sammy…you saved me. I thought I would forever be on that rock, destined to roll around for all eternity.

Sammy - I’d do anything for my other half.


They gazed at each other for several moments, not saying anything. Coco jumped out of Sammy’s hands and led her out.


Coco - C’mon, the Great Soush tree is waiting!


They made their own out of the tunnel, and passed the shop, were they heard some of the other Kokiri talking.


Cupcake - The Great Soush tree hasn’t asked us to play Super Smash Bros. with him today, nor has he said anything about it.

Omegaxis - I know, it’s weird. Normally he would’ve been telling us how much we suck at it, and what techniques we should use. To be honest, I don’t like Super Smash Bros. all that much. I’d prefer to knit or something.

Cupcake - Well, at least we get a break from it. Shall I pose as you paint a portrait of me?

Omegaxis - Another one? I drew 5 yesterday. That makes 25 this week, and it’s only Wednesday!

Cupcake - Oh go on!

Omegaxis - Fine.

Cupcake - Oh, hi Sammy. I see you have a fairy now, that’s great. Say, wanna watch as I pose?

Sammy - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Sammy ran away as fast as she could towards the entrance to where the Great Soush reside. Tootsie was no where in sight, it was a clean run for her.


Voice - How many Licks does it take to get to the tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Sammy - Huh?


Tootsie jumped down from a ledge that crossed over the entrance.


Tootsie - Unless you answer it correctly, you can’t pass through.

DP Wolf - Yeah.


DP Wolf was Tootsie’s other half. She floated around her head, staring at Coco.


Sammy - Argh! We don’t have time for this. We need to see him now!

Tootsie - Fine. I call for a fairy battle…

Coco - Oh dear…

Tootsie - I choose you, DP Wolf!

DP Wolf - READY!

Sammy -Well then, I call Coco!

Coco - C’mon then!


Coco and DP Wolf charged at each at full speed. Sammy and Tootsie cheered from the side line, shouting commands as they watched Coco and DP Wolf, bite, body slam and other various attacks on each other. It was a bloody battle, but it seemed Coco was winning.


Sammy - FINISH HER!


Coco grabbed DP Wolf and slammed her to the ground, knocking her out.


Tootsie - NOOOOOOOOO!


She ran over to DP Wolf and picked her up.

Tootsie - I’ll get you, and you’re lil’ fairy too! Just remember, I’ll never accept you as one of us!


Tootsie ran off with DP Wolf back to her house to bandage up the wounded fairy.

Sammy - You ok Coco?

Coco - Yup! I’m a fighter! …I just need to sit down though.


Coco slowly flew over to Sammy, landing on her shoulder. Sammy gently stroked her as she laid on her shoulder recovering, then finally making her way to the area that Tootsie was guarding, the path to the Great Soush Tree.

As she ran towards the Great Soush’s dwellings she encountered several Deku Baba’s.


Coco - What are monsters doing in the forest?


Sammy drew out her sword and lashed at them, cutting them down.


Sammy - Hah! They weren’t so tough.


As soon as she said that the Deku Baba’s grew back, snapping at her head.

Sammy - Oh cra-


She darted past the remainder of the Deku Baba’s and headed to the Great Soush tree.


Coco - Great Soush tree…I’m back!

Soush - oh…Coco…Thou hast returned…Sammy…welcome…Listen carefully to what I, the Soush Tree, am about to tell thee... Thy slumber these past moons must have been restless, and full of nightmares... As the servants of evil gain strength, a vile climate pervades the land and causes nightmares to those sensitive to it... Verily, thou hast felt it... Sammy... The time has come to test thy courage... I have been cursed... I need you to break the curse with your wisdom and courage. Dost thou have courage enough to undertake this task?


Sammy - English please?

Soush - Do you want to help break my curse?

Sammy - Oh! I do.

Coco - Not with out me!

Soush - Then enter, brave Sammy, and thou too, Coco... Coco the fairy... Thou must aid Sammy... And Sammy, when Coco speaks, listen well to her words of wisdom...


Coco - You hear that? You gotta listen to me.


Soush opened his great mouth and let them in.


Sammy - Wow! He’s huge in the inside! And all these monsters don’t look too friendly either…

Coco - I don’t like it in here, lets do this quick.

Sammy - Maybe if we go inside his brain we could learn his secrets, or…erase all knowledge he has of Super Smash Bros! Or, we could control him so I he makes Tootsie’s life a living hell! Kekekeke!

Coco - Don’t even think about that!


Coco grabbed Sammy by the ear, dragging her up a set of ladders.


Coco - We’re here to save him, not make him ******ed!

Sammy - Ow! Ow! Fine!


They continued their way through Soush’s insides, looking for the fiend that caused this. They fought many enemies, climbed many vines, until they reached the top of the inside.


Sammy - Now what? There is no where else to go. We’ve checked all the rooms, but there’s nothing.

Coco - Hey! Look down there, there’s a hole, but it‘s covered over by a web and it’s quiet a fall…


Sammy peered over the ledge but gasped and fell back when she saw the height.

Sammy - You expect me to jump that?

Coco nodded.

Sammy - Ok. You ready?

Coco - What? No no. I’m taking the stairs. You have to break the web down there, but slashing it won’t work. Good luck to you.

Sammy - Oh no! If I jump, you’re coming with me.


Sammy grabbed Coco, locking her in her arms.


Coco - Just remember what Fayth said. ‘One day you’ll jump from somewhere so high, you’ll probably break your legs.’ In this case, you’ll die.

Sammy - Thanks for the words of confidence.


Stepping as far back a she could, Sammy ran headed for the ledge, using the edge as a boost for extra distance. They both screamed as they fell, bursting through the web only to fall any great distance into a pool of water.


Sammy/coco - We’re alive!


They embraced each other as Sammy kept them afloat in the water, kicking her legs. Climbing out of the water they felt they were getting closer to the bottom of this. An evil spirit lurked about them, and it got stronger as they went deeper. They found another hole that lead them deeper, but again, it was covered by a web. Luckily there was a torch near by which Sammy used to burn the web away. It was another great fall to the bottom.


Coco - After you.

Sammy - Nice try…hey! You can fly! What're you scared about?

Coco - Oh yeah…I’ll met you down there.


Sammy stared down the dark hole, slightly hesitant to fall through. Coco got fed up with waiting, so she pushed her over the edge. Coco snickered as she listen to Sammy scream as she fell, creating a splash when she hurt the water. Sammy made her way out of the pool, not saying anything to Coco. They pressed on.

They finally came to a large hall, filled completely with darkness, the floor covered with a layer of thick mist. They wondered in, but were startled when the wall closed…the only exit out of the hall.


Coco - Sammy, I don’t like this…something’s not right.

Sammy - Really?


A loud scuttery noise echoed throughout the room, sending shivers down their backs. They wondered into the centre of the hall, weary of what lurked in the darkness. A fallen piece of debris caught Sammy’s attention. She looked up and saw a bright yellow sphere that cut through the darkness. It blinked at her in a sexually fashion. Falling from the ceiling, it closed in on her.

Monster - Hey cutie.


It moved in closer into Sammy’s vision.


Coco - Sammy! It’s the Parasitic Armored Arachnid, Queen Jube.

Jube - That’s Queeny to you fairy, but the blonde can call me hunni.

Sammy - Ummmm, how about no? Wait! Are you male or female?

Jube - Whatever you want me to be.


Jube winked at Sammy with it’s one eye, crawling in closer to Sammy. Sammy backed up against the wall, but was unable to move anywhere else.


Coco - Quick! Shoot it’s eye when it’s red!


Jube was perched over her, it’s eye glancing down at her as it shone red. Sammy started to panic.


Sammy - I don’t have anything to shoot it with!

Coco - I have a blessed weapon that even the Goddesses fear. Here…


Coco gave Sammy a small wooden slingshot, with only a few Deku seeds as ammunition.


Sammy - When did you get this? And how did you carry it? It’s larger than you!

Coco - This is the Fairy Slingshot, carved from the Soush Tree himself. B-but, the details aren’t important. We have other pressing matters to attend to…*cough* The perverted spider.


Jube - I want to crawl under your skin.


Sammy - Eeeeeek!


Sammy aimed the slingshot at Jube firing it at his eye, immobilizing him. She drew her sword and hacked it wildly. It screamed in agony as it retreated up a wall, back onto the ceiling.


Jube - Instead of wanting your babies, how about you have some of mine!


It lower it’s tail, expanding at the tip, ejecting eggs like a Gatling cannon. The eggs hatched, releasing lots oh mini-Jubes upon Sammy.


Jube - Play nicely with your children blondie, dear.

Sammy - …that’s wrong.


Sammy thrust her sword into all the min-Jubes, destroying whatever unhatched eggs she could.


Jube - Muhahahahaha! I can reproduce all the eggs I want.

Coco - Sammy, we need to get it down!


Sammy looked for the yellow eye amongst the darkness, firing a pellet at it as Jube tried to reproduce. Jube fell to the ground stunned. Sammy ran towards it, leaping high into the air, and thrusting her sword into it’s eye. Jube screeched as it moved in pain, burning up and decaying. All that was left was a large heart that gave Sammy strength.


Coco - Phew! I’m glad that’s over now. Shame really, you two would’ve made a cute couple.

Sammy - I never want to see another giant perverted spider again.


They walked into a blue light that ascended into the ceiling, leading them back to in front of the Great Soush tree.

Soush - Well done, Sammy... Thou hast verily demonstrated thy courage... I knew that thou wouldst be able to carry out my wishes... Now, I have yet more to tell ye, wouldst thou listen...


Sammy nodded.


Soush - Now... listen carefully... A wicked man of the desert cast this dreadful curse upon me...


Soush - This evil man ceaselessly uses his vile, sorcerous powers in his search for the Sacred Realm that is connected to Hyrule... For it is in that Sacred Realm that one will find the divine relic, the Triforce, which contains the essence of the gods...


Soush - Before time began, before spirits and life existed... Three golden goddesses descended upon the chaos that was Hyrule... Deathspank, the goddess of power... Xaldin, the goddess of wisdom... spdude, the goddess of courage... Deathspank... With her strong flaming arms, she cultivated the land and created the red earth. Xaldin... Poured her wisdom onto the earth and gave the spirit of law to the world. spdude... With her rich soul, produced all life forms who would uphold the law. The three great goddesses, their labors completed, departed for the heavens. And golden sacred triangles remained at the point where the goddesses left the world. Since then, the sacred triangles have become the basis of our world's providence. And, the resting place of the triangles has become the Sacred Realm.


Sammy sat there listening intently to his story as her and Coco ate some popcorn.


Soush - Thou must never allow the desert man in black armor to lay his hands on the sacred Triforce... Thou must never suffer that man, with his evil heart, to enter the Sacred Realm of legend... That evil man who cast the death curse upon me and sapped my power... Because of that curse, my end is nigh... Though your valiant efforts to break the curse were successful, I was doomed before you started... Yes, I will pass away soon... But do not grieve for me... I have been able to tell you of these important matters... This is Hyrule's final hope...

Coco - One question. How did Jube get inside of you?

Soush - It forced it’s way up my left nostril, wriggling around inside of me, creating a nest.

Coco - Oh…ok.


Coco felt slightly sick now.

Sammy stood up, preparing to leave.


Soush - Sammy... Go now to Hyrule Castle... There, thou will surely meet the Princess of Destiny... Take this stone with you. The stone that man wanted so much, that he cast the curse on me...


A brilliant green light shone throughout the forest. As the light dispersed a gem appeared to Sammy, the Kokiri's Emerald, Spiritual Stone of the Forest. She placed it in her pocket, and listen to his final words.


Soush -The future depends on thee, Sammy... Thou art courageous... Coco the fairy... Help Sammy to carry out my will... I entreat ye... Coco... Good...bye...


With those as his last words, he died.


Coco - To Hyrule Castle, Sammy!! Good-bye...Great Soush Tree... You’ll be remembered for your mighty SSB skills.


Coco followed Sammy as they left.


Tootsie - SAMMY! What the hell did you do? You killed the Great Soush tree!!! MURDERED!!! I’ll kill you!


Tootsie lashed out on Sammy, punching her in the face knocking her to the ground.


Tootsie - HOW COULD YOU DO IT! I’LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!!


With tears scrolling down her eyes as she ran off towards the Great Soush.


Coco - Are you alright Sammy?

Sammy - Y-yeah…


Sammy picked herself up, and made her way out of the forest, listening to the other Kokiri as she passed them.

RRMS - Did you hear? The great Soush tree died! No more SSB YAY!

Madi - But he was the forests father, he cared for us. Now we’re orphans.

RRMS - If he was our father, then who was our mother?

Madi - …I don’t know, and I guess we never will. Wanna watch some Death Note?


They made their way onto the bridge that lead them out of the forest, halting their progress when a voice came from behind.


Fayth - I see you’re leaving now. I always knew you would…someday. Because you’re different than the rest of us…


Sammy didn’t respond but simply lowered her head knowing it for sometime now.


Fayth - That’s ok, because no matter we’ll be friends forever, right?



Sammy smiled and nodded at her.

Fayth - Well, before you go, I want you to have this. It’s my Ocarina. Take care of it for me. And whenever you play it think of the forest…and me.


Fayth played her Ocarina one last time as they danced together in the tranquil forest. She gave Sammy the ocarina and watched as they both ran out towards Hyrule field. Sammy couldn't help but leave tears as she said goodbye to her friend.
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Well, there you go, chapater 1. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Shall i continue? :3

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Chapter 2 - Onward to Hyrule!


Coco - Sammy, I’m a little bit nervous. I’ve never left the forest before. We don’t know what it’s like out there. There could be even scarier monsters out there…with big pointy teeth, a-and they might want to eat us! …And use our bones as toothpicks, and our hair as wigs!

Sammy - Don’t worry, I’m here to protect you. I am courageous after all.

Coco - Good to see Soush’s praise hasn’t affected your ego. I would hate to see it go to your head and end up getting us killed. I know you wouldn’t let something like that happen though.

Sammy - Ha ha…

Coco - I mean, as if you would do something so reckless that would jeopardise our lives.

Sammy - Ok, I get it.

Coco - You’re a cool headed person after all, always thinking before you act-

Sammy - THAT’S ENOUGH! Don’t rub it in. I’m a bit reckless, I know…

Coco - Well, I am your other half, it’s my duty to point out the obvious… Sammy! Look at that!


Coco pointed directly ahead of them, rushing ahead of Sammy, gazing into a vast field that laid in front of them.


Sammy - I-is that Hyrule?

Strange voice - Indeed it is. Magnificent, isn’t it?

Sammy - It sure is, nothing like the for-…ummmm…Coco…did you just pass through puberty? Your voice sounds a lot deeper.


Sammy turned to Coco, expecting to hear a deep voice from her.


Coco - It wasn’t me…

Strange voice - Hoo Hoot! Sammyyyyyyyyyy! Look up!


Both Sammy and Coco looked straight into the sky, looking for the face of the owner of the strange voice.


Strange voice - On top of the tree you imbeciles.


They turned their attention to the top of a nearby tree as their faces glowed from embarrassment. An enormous brown owl with large eyebrows sat proudly on the top of the tree.


Sammy - WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! It’s gonna eats us!

Strange voice - Ahoo hoo hoot! Don’t be ridiculous, I wouldn’t even consider eating a person…a fairy, perhaps.

Coco - Eek!


Coco retreated into Sammy’s hat, quivering in fear of being eaten.


Sammy - Who are you? And how do you know my name?


Strange voice - My name is Cin, and I have known you for a very long time Sammy. I’ve been watching you ever since you were a baby.


Coco - Sammy, h-he’s a s-stalker!

Cin - Well I am a bird of prey. I do have a habit of stalking.


Cin turned his head a full 180 degrees, with his unusual patterns seeming like eyes looking at them.


Sammy - That’s gross!


Cin - I can go all the way!


Cin continued to twist his head to make it a full 360 degree turn. Without realising it, Sammy slowly turned her head in synch with Cin’s, but only managed to turn it about 90 degrees before it started to hurt.


Coco - Wow. When you turn your head upside down it seems you have a really big moustache.

Cin - I look rather distinguished with it, don’t I?

Sammy - I was thinking more of disgus-


Coco thumped down on Sammy’s head, and whispered.


Coco - SHHHHHHHHHHHH! We don’t want to make him angry…he might eat us…

Sammy - Right…Oh great wise, magnificent, Cin! What brings you down to speak with such lowly creatures?


Coco started making kissy noises under Sammy’s hat.


Coco - Careful Sammy, don’t want you going to far up his-

Sammy - *cough* Anyway…

Cin - Yes, we have procrastinated long enough. Sammy, and Coco the fairy, your time has finally come to start your adventure. You will face many hardships as you travel, but that is your fate. Never be discourage, use each other as strength, and you will over come the toughest of foes.


Sammy and Coco looked and smiled at each other.


Cin - Follow this road, it’ll take you to Hyrule castle, there you shall meet the Princess.

Sammy - Right.


Sammy and Coco started walking along the path Cin showed them.


Cin - Wait! Take this map, it’ll help you if you ever stray from the path. That is all I have to tell you for now. Alright, until we meet again! Hoot hoot hoot ho!


Cin flapped his great wings and flew off high into the sky, leaving Sammy and Coco to make their own way to Hyrule Castle. They walked for several days across the enormous field, but they didn’t seem to get any closer.


Coco - Sammy, I think we’re lost. Get out your map and point us in the right direction.

Sammy - Nonsense! I know exactly where we’re going.


They continued to travel through Hyrule field, following Sammy’s great sense of direction. Many nights past and Sammy refused to rest, but that seemed to get them more lost.


Coco - Hey! We pasted that tree just a few nights ago.

Sammy - All the tree’s look the same…


Coco flew up to the tree which was marked, ‘Coco was here.’


Coco - See? I’ve been leaving a trail. Admit it! We’re lost!

Sammy - Fine, fine, we’re lost.


Sammy took out the map Cin gave her, turning it around numerous times, looking puzzled.


Coco - Well? Which way is it?

Sammy - Ummm…

Coco - What’s wrong?!

Sammy - I can’t read…


Coco starred at her for a moment but was unable to contain her amusement and fell to the ground, rolling around in hysterics.


Coco - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Sammy turned her head and looked at the ground, sighing.


Coco - Oh, you’re not kidding…I thought…


Her long blonde hair dangled over her face as she brought her hands over her eyes, tears dripped from her face, hitting the ground.


Coco - Ah! Please don’t cry, I’m sorry. But, I thought the Great Soush tree would’ve assigned someone to teach you.


Sammy wiped her tear filled eyes.


Sammy - W-well, *sniff* Fayth was meant to teach me but Tootsie always found away to drag her from me. *sniff* Like, one time, Tootsie said the Great Soush tree had caught on fire from an overload of SSB, like, he played it for 10 days straight. Another time Tootsie stabbed herself in the leg just so Fayth would nurse her back to health. *sniff*

Coco - Well don’t worry about it, I’ll teach you.


Sammy grabbed Coco and squeezed her in her arms.


Sammy - Oh, thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!


Their tender moment was cut short as a loud rumble came from above. Rain quickly poured down as lightning lit up the sky. Sammy held Coco tight as she ran for cover. She came across a small cave and bolted towards it. Cold and soaking, Coco flew out of Sammy’s hands and shook the water off her body, spraying Sammy.


Sammy - Thanks for that…


Coco - Sorry…


Sammy slide her back down the side of a wall, holding her knees with her arms. Coco sat at the opposite wall, both keeping quiet. A chilly breeze blew into the cave, causing Coco’s tiny body to shiver uncontrollably. Sammy crawled on all fours over to Coco, and placed her on her lap. She then took out some wood she had collected as remains from Deku Baba’s and started a fire. Coco’s body soon warmed up from the combination of the fire and Sammy’s body heat. With warmth back in her body, Coco leaped off of Sammy’s lap and grabbed a loose twig from the side of the fire. She used it to write something on the ground.


Coco - I’ll teach you how to read.


Sammy’s face lit up and she listened intently to Coco’s teachings.

Several hours had past since Coco started teaching, and the storm was still going strong. Rain continued to pour down as lightning flashed.


Coco - Wow Sammy, you’re a quick learner.


Sammy blushed at Coco’s praise.


Coco - Now, I want you to read this aloud.

Sammy - Ok. ‘Coco rules…w-while Sammy…ne-needs to go to s-s-sc-school!’ …OY!



The roar of thunder made Coco quake as she clutch on to Sammy.


Sammy - You don’t like thunder?


Coco shook her head.


Sammy - Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.


Sammy reached into her bag and took out a knitted blanket.


Sammy - Fayth knitted it for me a while back for my birthday.


Sammy pulled the blanket around her shoulders and laid on the hard ground, pulling Coco in. Another loud rumble filled the cave, and Coco hid her head under the blanket.


Coco - That was a loud one.

Sammy - Sorry, that was my stomach. I haven’t had anything for a couple of days.

Coco - We’ll have to get you something, but we can’t in this weather. Tomorrow we will.


Sammy nodded her head, and began to doze off. Coco looked at her, slowly moving closer to her body until she finally moved to just below her chin, where she huddled in. Sammy brought the blanket up just over her neck, and bent her head down around Coco. Both finally falling asleep.

The sound of a cart woke Coco up. She found herself tangled in Sammy’s long hair as it fell over her during the night. The sun shone into the cave as the storm had finally passed. Coco gently rummaged out of Sammy’s hair and popped her head out of the cave to spot a horse and cart.


Coco - SAMMY! WAKE UP!


Sammy pulled the blanket over her head.


Sammy - 5 more minutes…

Coco - WE WON’T HAVE A RIDE IN LESS THAN 1 MINUTE!


Coco slapped Sammy’s face and head butted her several times, yelling at her to get up.


Sammy - I’m up, I’m up!

Coco - Hurry!

Sammy - Man, I’m starving…

Coco - Well, if you hurry up this cart might have some food.

Sammy - food?


Sammy poked her head out of the cave and saw the cart.


Sammy - FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!


Sammy speedily made her way towards the cart, leaving a trail of drool on the ground.


Coco - Hey! Wait up!


Coco followed behind. Sammy quickly reached the cart, jumping up and down as she met it’s driver.


Sammy - Food, food, food?!?!


Coco bumped Sammy on the head. The driver looked strangely at them, raising a brow.


Coco - Hehe, excuse my friend, she’s a tad hungry…hasn’t eaten for several days.

Driver - Sorry, I ain’t got no food, but I have some milk…some Lon Lon milk to be precise. Best milk there is.


The driver pointed behind him with his thumb to the large crates behind him. Sammy’s eyes widened as she looked at the crates, drool trickling down her mouth.


Driver - Well, I can’t give you that batch, it’s for Hyrule castle, but I can give you some of my own milk.

Coco - You’re heading for Hyrule castle?

Driver - Yep! You fella’s heading that way?


Coco nodded while Sammy was still starring at the milk.


Driver - Well hop in. My name’s Darkandroid by the way, I’m the owner of the Lon Lon Ranch…uhh…I better give your friend some milk before she dies from water loss.


Sammy and Coco hopped on to the back of the cart as they drank some of DA’s milk.


Sammy - There’s something different about this milk, it tastes funny, yet, I want more.

Coco - yeah…

DA - Ah! That would be my own added ingredient. I always add some for personal drinking. I’ve got plenty, so help yourself.

Sammy - Whatever it is, it’s good!


It wasn’t long until they finished the whole lot. They were all in high spirits now, and were merrily getting along.


DA - Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Sammy/Coco/ DA - Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

Sammy - We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Sammy/Coco/ DA - Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

Coco - We kindle and char, inflame and ignite, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

DA - We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Sammy/Coco/ DA - Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

Coco - We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Sammy - Harr harr!


Their high spirits only increased as they continued.


Sammy - Coco…you’re my bestest-westest pal! No matter what I say…I wove .

Coco - Not as much as I wove you…

DA - I wove you both.

Sammy/Coco - WE WOVE YOU!


Both hug tackling DA from behind.

DA had already lost control of the cart as it swayed from side to side on the road. Sammy and Coco laughed as the cart went over bumps, jumping as it hurt a bump so they would go higher.


DA - Boy…

Sammy - Yes? *hiccup*

DA - You remember the first time we met?

Sammy - At the Royal ball?

DA - Yeah, that was an awesome night. Remember when Coco ate that horse whole?

Coco - I was on the toilet for a week after that…


A siren came from behind them but they didn’t take notice of it. It got loud as it came closer, until it was in their view. A young boy rode on a goat as he generated his own siren by creating a circular shape with his hand over his mouth. He wore a nametag saying, ‘Frojo’.


Frojo - STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!


DA waved at the young boy while Sammy waved at him flirtatiously, winking at him.. Frojo’s nose started bleeding violently.

Frojo - Oh no…RETREAT!


He retreated over a small hill, out of the view of the cart.

Seconds later he returned charging towards the cart, blowing through his hand siren, with two pieces of tissue paper up his nose.


Frojo - I ask you to stop! I have a cattle prod and I’m not afraid to use it!

DA - Whaaaa?…hmmmm, ok. Don’t get your knickers in a twist…


DA pulled on the reigns of the horse, bringing it too a halt.


DA - What can I do for you, love?

Frojo - Sir, have you been consuming any alcohol recently?

DA - No, ma’am, drinking is bad…*hiccup* I’ve never dared touch the stuff.


DA found it extremely difficult to stay up, fallen on his side form time to time.


Frojo - I ask that you in the back to step out of the cart.


Sammy tried to get off the cart safely but failed as she tipped over and landed on her face. Frojo came round to inspect the goods and encountered Coco laying on a crate. He picked her up and passed her down to Sammy. He found nothing in his investigation.


Frojo - You two may go, I have one last place to search.


He looked over at DA as he put on some rubber gloves.


Frojo - Bend over please!

DA - W-why? N-no!!


Frojo poked him with the cattle prod sending a shock through his body that stunned him.


Frojo - Bend over or I’ll bring you in for CUI! Carting under the influence and being uncooperative.


Sammy and Coco staggered away from DA and Frojo, leaving them to their business.


Coco - Hey! I can see the castle…

Sammy - Heh, it’s not so big…maybe they’re tiny people…


It wouldn’t be till nightfall that they would reach the Castle walls, but they pressed on. They would occasionally bump into the odd tree, mistaking it as a person.


Sammy - Excuse me ma’am.

Coco - The people of Hyrule sure are rude…they don’t think to move for you…

Sammy - And they have rough skin. Look, I cut my head off of one of them. I don’t think they use moisturiser…


Nightfall came and they finally reached the castle.


Coco - Wow! The Castle grew! It’s huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge now!

Sammy - I wanna be that big…I want what it’s eating…


They continued side by side towards the drawbridge not noticing it was up. Sammy walked over the edge in to the moat that surrounded the castle. Coco panicked when she noticed Sammy was gone.


Coco - Sammy? SAAAAAAAAAAAAMMY? Oh no…a Stalchild must’ve gotten him…or maybe Sammy’s a wizard and disappeared…


Sammy pulled herself out of the moat and shook herself like a dog. Coco flew over to her.


Sammy - Did you see that? The bridge…it like, disappeared! It be cursed that bridge!


A Stalchild emerged from the ground, stealthily moving so it’s bones wouldn’t knock together , sneaking up behind Coco.


Sammy - watch out!

Coco - Leave it to me, Coco!


Coco picked up a twig thinking it was a sword and charged at the Stalchild. She battered the twig off of the Stalchilds head, but they Stalchild just stood there looking perplexed.


Coco - Haha! Take that you foul beast!

Sammy - Oh Sammy, you’re the best! No wonder you were chosen.


The Stalchild walked away from Coco, shaking it’s head in disbelief.


Sammy - YAY! You defeated the monster!


Sammy grabbed Coco tiny arms and began to dance with her, singing. The drawbridge slowly lowered as a person for the other side was talking to another person. It was two castle guards.


Misty - What’s going on out there?

Mustang - Probably just some Stalchilds tossing their heads around again.

Misty - No no, it’s a kid…and he’s dancing.

Mustang - At this time of night?

Misty - hey kid! Come in before a Stalchild gets you!


Sammy and Coco continued to dance. Sammy was dancing around so much she fell over her own feet on top of Coco. Misty and guard ran over to them and picked them up, bringing them into the castle walls and into the Guard House where the maid attended to them.

Rikurules13 - Oh the poor lass! I’ll fix her up!

Misty - He’s a she?

Rikurules13 - Aye, that she is.


Sammy held Coco in her arms as they sang together.


Sammy/Coco - Eg heitar Håvard Hedde, og er så ven ein kar - no vil eg bort og gifta meg, og rydja meg ein gard. Eg bur opp under fjell, og jenta hev eg lova - eg svik ho inkje hell.


Rikurules13 - They’re speaking in tongues! Quick! Someone get the town Shaman!!!

Misty - They’ve been possessed by Poes!


Sammy and Coco both gave great big yawns and curled into each other, passing out.


Mustang - H-have the Poes left?

Misty - It looks like it. We’ll leave them here for now. Should we strap them down?

Rikurules13 - I think it’s safe to leave them. Let the poor wee things rest.


Rikurules13 ushered the guards out of their home, leaving Sammy and Coco to sleep in peace.

Day came and they both were still sound asleep. Coco laid next to Sammy’s face, her wings tickling her nose. Sammy couldn’t hold it and sneezed on Coco, sending her into the wall. Sammy stretched her entire body, giving a light moan.


Sammy - Argh, I have a splitting headache… Morning Coco…Coco?


She rummage around her bed, looking under her blanket and pillow, but saw no sign of her. She even checked all the sides and underneath the bed, but still no sign of her.


Sammy - COCO!


Coco - No mommy, I don’t want to clean my room…zzzzzzzzzzz

Sammy - Coco!?


Sammy tossed crates that were blocking her path until she saw Coco, sleeping on a bag of wheat.


Sammy - COCO!


Sammy dived at her, rubbing her cheek against Coco. Coco opened her eyes, patting Sammy’s face.


Sammy - Your scared the crap out of me! I thought I lost you…

Coco - Sorry…uh, where are we?

Sammy - I dunno.


Sammy stood up and looked at her surroundings. Swords and shields hung from the dirty looking walls, and full body armour stood with the support of hooks. They walked out of the room and into an alley way. Music could be heard from down the alley way, so they followed the sound of the music. They’d found their way into the busy centre of the Hyrule Market place. Masses of people gathered in the market, singing, dancing, shopping or just socialising with one another. Sammy and Coco couldn’t believe what they were seeing, they had never seen so many people gathered in one place, their village was so quiet compared to this. All the buildings stood tall with their stone walls, standing side by side.


Sammy - Whoa…it’s so…

Coco - …big!


They stood in the middle of the Market place, starring at the high buildings. Unfortunately for them, there was no warning for who, or what, was about to cross their paths.

Stranger - Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sammy and Coco jumped at the sound of the greeting.


Stranger - What are you talking about?

Sammy - Ummm, hi?

Stranger - Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My name is kairi namine! hey lets go to the animal family u can be what ever animal u want and just hang out i will see u there!

Sammy - I think we’ll pass…

Coco - No Sammy, this sounds like fun!

Sammy - But we need to go see the Princess…

Kairi namine - ooc: CAN I JOIN???

Sammy - Ummmm, sorry, but we better get going. Nice meeting you kairi namine…c’mon Coco.


Sammy and Coco walked away from kairi namine down an alley way, but she followed them.


Coco - Sammy, she’s after us…

Sammy - This way.


They quickened their pace, walking around many corners, anywhere as along as they could lose her. Kairi namine was still behind them, Sammy stopped and turned to face her.


Sammy - can I help yo-


Kairi namine was no where to be seen.


Sammy - b-but she was just there…

Coco - She was freaky, something about the way she smiled gave me the heebie jeebies!


Sammy slowly turned to face forward but saw something that would forever scar her mentally.


Kairi namine - Hi!!!!!!!!

Sammy - WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!


Sammy fell back from the close encounter with kairi namines face, falling on her backside.


Kairi namine - lets go to the animal family…the an-i-mal family…u can be what ever animal u want…anything… just hang out i will see u there!…come…join me…


Fear overcame Sammy and render her helpless. She sat there quivering at the sight of her.


Sammy - Coco, I can’t move!

Coco - I’ll help you!


Coco quickly made her way to Sammy’s head, sinking her teeth into her ear.


Sammy - OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!


Sammy jumped up in pain, free for kairi namine’s gaze.


Coco - Lets get out of here!


They ran as fast as they could from kairi namine.


Kairi namine - U will join the animal family…


She sunk into the shadows in the alleyway, merging in with the darkness.

Sammy and Coco ran though the alleyways, desperately trying to find their way back to the market centre.


Coco - I-I think we lost her…

Sammy - What the hell was she?!?!?!

Coco - I dunno, and I don’t want to know! Lets concentrate on getting back to the market, I’m starving, all we’ve had is milk.


They slowed down their pace, wondering in the maze of alleyways.


Coco - I think we passed this house when we first ran in here…

Sammy - Hold on…I need to rest for a minute…


Sammy sat down on a large crate, slouching over, catching her breath.


Sammy - If I wasn’t so hungry…


A large shadow crept up the wall behind Sammy, looming over her. She could feel chilling air on the back of her neck, accompanied with deep heavy panting. She slowly turned her head around only to find the infamous kairi namine snorting in her face. Not noticing it was kairi namine she faced forward again, but quickly realised the threat that awaited behind her. She pushed off the crate and spun around, drawing her sword. But kairi namine was too quick and pinned her to the paved ground, knocking her sword out of her hand.


Kairi namine - have u bin to the animal family go ther it is cool u can be what ever animal u want and just hang out.


Kairi namine opened her great mouth, displaying her fangs that seemed to grow as she opened her mouth. Drool seeped from the tips of her fangs onto Sammy’s face.


Sammy - G-get off of me!


Kairi namine moved her face closer to Sammy’s until their noses were touching, when kairi namine grunted on her. Coco charged at her head as hard as she could, leaving herself in a daze. Kairi namine lifted her head and snapped her wide jaw over Coco. Coco screamed in horror as kairi namine tried to swallow her, but Coco clung to her uvula.


Coco - SAMMY! HEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

Sammy - Spit her out!!


Kairi namine cackled at their plea. Sammy pulled her arms free from her hold, jabbing brutally into her chest. Black liquid spurted out of her mouth from Sammy’s attack, covering Sammy’s face. Sammy gave a final powerful blow to kairi namine’s chest, knocking the wind out of her, freeing Coco. Coco fell on to Sammy’s face as Sammy pushed kairi namine off her body. She sprung to her feet , grabbed her sword and carried Coco away to safety, running as fast as she could not looking back. Kairi namine wiped the black liquid from her mouth and grinned.


Kairi namine - so... Sammy are we still freinds ??????


She drifted back into the shadows, awaiting for her next victim.

Sammy and Coco finally found their way back to the market centre, collapsing next to a fountain from fatigue.


Sammy - C-coco…you ok?


Coco laid in her hands panting, drenched in the black liquid from kairi namine.


Sammy - You poor thing.


Sammy reached into the fountain grabbing a hand full of water and gently washed Coco.


Sammy - I’ll look after you…

Coco - Sammy…

Sammy - Hmm?

Coco - I’ve seen things that no person should ever see…


Coco showed Sammy a small smile. It pleased Sammy to see her other half smile, and she continued to wash Coco, finally washing herself when she finished. Too tired to walk, they rested next to the fountain until they gathered themselves before they explored the market some more.

Rested, and back in good spirits, they wondered around exploring the market place, looking at what the stalls had to offer. A strange, yet delicious smell caught Sammy’s attention, luring her to a stall.


Chocokitten - We got Hotdogs! Get them while there still hot!

Sammy - FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!


Sammy pushed her way through, grabbing several Hotdogs to scoff on.


Coco - Is that made out of real dogs?


Sammy stopped chewing, her mouth still full as she looked at Chocokitten.


Chocokitten - Of course not.


Chocokitten kicked a box that stuck out from underneath the stall in so it was hidden. Soft yelps were heard by Coco.


Coco - Was that…


Chocokitten - No, that was nothing, anyway, would it matter if it was made out of real dogs? It still would taste good…


Sammy continued to look at Chocokitten then went back to scoffing her Hotdogs.


Sammy - This stuff is great! Way better than the stuff the Great Soush produced!

Coco - Yes, his fruit did lack flavour…

Chocokitten - So…when are you going to pay me?


Sammy looked at her with a blank face.


Sammy - You have to pay for food here?

Chocokitten - OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO PAY!


Chocokitten grabbed her by the neck.


Chocokitten - Pay me now or I’ll chop off your hands, thief!


A crowd had started to gather round Chocokitten and Sammy, no one even considered to help her.


Chocokitten - This stone should cover for everything you ate.


Chocokitten took the Forest’s Spiritual Stone from Sammy’s pocket.


Sammy - HEY! Give it back!

Little girl - STOP!


Everyone turned round to see a small golden haired girl making her way though the crowd.


Little girl - I’ll pay for everything that girl ate! Just give her back that stone.


The little girl took out 200 rupees from her pocket and gave it to Chocokitten. She then grabbed Sammy’s hand and dragged her away.


Sammy - Who are you?

Little girl - I’ll tell you later.


They stopped by a water fountain in the market. The little girl looked at Sammy sitting on the edge of the fountain.


Little girl - You’re from the forest?

Sammy - How could you tell?

Little girl - Your green clothes give it away. Only children from the forest wear clothes like that. And, you have a fairy, and a pretty one…

Coco - Awww, shucks.

Sammy - Oh. Well, thank you for helping me, I thought I was going to lose this stone…

Little girl - Is it important?

Sammy - Yes. It’s the Kokiri Emerald and was given to me by the Great Soush so I could give it to the Princess.


The little girl gazed at the stone in Sammy’s hand.


Coco - We better be going to the castle now. We’re running a bit late. If the Great Soush tree were still alive and knew how long it’d taken us to get here, we’d be playing SSB for days with him.

Little girl - Wait! You can’t just walk into the castle! It’s heavily guarded.

Sammy - What should we do Coco?

Little girl - I’ll make a deal with you. If you come and play with me all day, I’ll take you to go see the Princess. We’re pretty tight.

Sammy - You mean it?!


Before the little girl could answer she darted behind the fountain. A tall, slender woman with red eyes and wearing a light body armour approached Sammy.


Woman - Little boy…

Sammy - DAMMIT! I’m a girl!

Woman - Sorry. Anyway, have you seen a small girl around? She has golden hair and blue eyes.

Sammy - Ummm…nope.

Woman - Fine. If you see her, inform me.


The woman left and blended into the crowd.


Little girl - Thank you…


The little girl grabbed Sammy’s arm and pulled her around the shops.


Coco - Sammy, are you sure about this? She’s a bit…weird.

Sammy - Of course I’m sure. Have I ever been wrong.

Coco - …I refuse to answer that.

Sammy - Besides, she says she’ll take us to see the Princess, and well…she’s kinda cute, so it’s okay!

Little girl - C’mon, lets go to the Bombochu Bowling Alley!…what’s a Bombochu?

Sammy - What’s bowling? Coco?


Coco sat in a large bag filled with Goron Rich cakes the little girl had bought for them, eating ten times more than her own body weight. They entered into the bowling alley and tried a game of Bombochu Bowling. Sammy was a born natural at the game, hitting the target on every first shot.


Little girl - Oh wow, you’re amazing! You sure you’ve never played before?


Sammy blushed and continued playing. The little girl wasn’t very good though, usually always hitting the spike that moved in front of the target.


Sammy - Here let me help you.


Sammy moved behind the little girl, putting her hands on her arms helping her aim with the Bombochu.


Sammy - It’s all about timing…


The little girl focused on the spike and timed it, releasing the Bombochu when she felt Sammy’s grip loosen. The Bombochu pasted the spiked obstacle and hurt it’s target.


Little girl - YAY!


She danced around with Sammy, spinning around and then went back to playing.


Sammy - So, what is the Princess like? Is she beautiful?

Little girl - Well…

Sammy - Or is she an ugly pig?!


The little girl dropped her Bombochu is shock as she faced Sammy. The Bombochu slide towards Sammy, blowing up on her.


Little girl - Opps! Heehee…Want to do something else?

Sammy - Yeah…


Sammy tried as best as she could to clean herself up, but she’d have to wait till she found a cleaners to get most of the dirt off. They left the Bombochu Bowling Alley and went to play at the Shooting Gallery. A large man stood behind the counter, scratching the hair underneath his arms and chest.


Coco - Ewwwww!

Sammy - Shhh!

Bunterx - Hey, want a game? Only 20 rupees. I’ll give you a fantastic prize if you hit all the targets.

Sammy - easy!

Little girl - GOGO!

Coco - If you miss just one I’ll never let you forget it…


Sammy took out her slingshot and waited for the targets to appear. The game was over in less than a minute, she shot all 10 targets without breaking a sweat.


Bunterx - I’ll be damn, you got them…I’m a man of my word, here take it.


The freakishly hairy man gave Sammy a bigger bullet bag for her slingshot. The bag was littered with the man’s body hair.


Sammy - Yay…a bonus…


They left the Shooting Gallery to find it had gotten dark now.


Coco - Wow! It’s dark already!

Little girl - yeah…thanks for spending the day with me. I’ve never been to the market place before, nor have I ever bought anything with my own money…just like a normal girl.


Sammy - You know, I never got your name…I’m Sammy, and this is Coco.

Little girl - I’m…


But before she could finish her sentence three female thieves arrived and backed them into a wall, pointing their swords at them.


Sammy - W-what do you want?

Perry - Give us the girl!

Sammy - Why?


Sammy withdrew her sword and shield, ready to fight. The little girl ran but Perry, the leader, blocked her escape. Sammy charged at Perry, clashing swords with her.


Perry - Who are you? Hmp! Someone is coming. We’ll be back for you…


The three female thieves ran into a dark alley way, running out of sight. Sammy tried to pursue them but it was a vain attempt.

The little girl stood there watching as Sammy chased after them, unaware of a being standing behind her.

Woman - Princess…

Little girl - Mish!


The little girl turned around and walked into Mish’s arms.


Mish - Glad to see you’re ok. Lets go back to the castle…

Princess - Ok.


Mish placed her arm protectively around the Princess’s shoulder, and escorted her back to the castle.

Sammy came running back, but the little girl was no where to be seen.


Coco - C’mon Sammy. Lets go to the castle.

Sammy - yeah…


They headed towards the castle in the pitch black with only a few lamp posts to guide their way. A small moving object caught Coco’s eyes.


Coco - Sammy…look…


Sammy looked to where Coco was pointing and saw the object. They moved in closer to see it was a young girl, about the same age as Sammy.

Sammy - Hello?

Girl - Hi…hey! You have funny clothes! You’re not from around here, are you?

Sammy - What’s wrong with my clothes?

Coco - We’re from the forest.

Girl - Ohh…You’re a fairy boy from the forest!

Sammy - *cough* …girl…

Girl - Opps! My name is FireNanaki. My dad is the owner of the Lon Lon Ranch!

Coco - He sounds familiar…

FireNanaki - He went to the castle to deliver some milk, but he hasn’t come back yet…

Sammy - We’re heading up to Hyrule castle so we’ll tell him you’re waiting for him if we see him.

FireNanaki - Oh please do! I bet he’s fallen asleep somewhere inside. Tee hee. Here, this will help you wake him. I’ve been incubating this egg very carefully, tee hee! His name is DA.


They left FireNanaki and ran towards the castle. Passing into the Castle grounds they were welcomed by a familiar voice. They looked up and saw it was Cin sitting in a grand tree.


Cin - Having fun on your adventure? Hoooo.

Coco - We’ve had better days…

Cin - Some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle. Don't grumble, give a whistle. And this'll help things turn out for the best...

Coco - And...always look on the bright side of life...Always look on the light side of life...

Sammy - the princess?!

Cin - You’re almost there, the Princess waits for you inside the castle. Just be careful not to get caught by the castle guards! Ho ho ho hoot!

Sammy - Hah! Just you watch, I’ll pass them easily.

Cin - Hoooooo. I hope you will, you’re a smart kid, if not a little bit rash at times. Good luck to you both! Hoo hoo.


Cin leaped off of the high tree and flew off. Not wasting time, Sammy climbed some nearby vines that took her by the top of the gate. Guards were positioned at all possible routes to the castle. She crossed over the top of the gate, not noticing the guard at the other side.


Guard - Hey, kid! Stop right there!

Sammy - Crap!


The guard pointed his spear at her and called for reinforcements. They picked her up by the ankles and dragged her outside, tossing her out.


Guard - Don’t come back!


She picked herself up and wiped the dirt off her tunic.


Coco - You were saying?

Sammy - Ok, it’s harder than I first thought. There’s just so many of them.

Coco - I have an idea…follow me.


Coco zoomed up to the top of the vines and waited for Sammy.


Coco - Ok, use this bush as a disguise!

Sammy - Ha! That’ll never work.

Coco - Just try it!

Sammy - haha, fine.


Sammy carried the bush around her body as she stealthy moved around the grounds, lowering herself if a guard turned her way. She successfully manoeuvred her way to the castle entrance, jumping in the moat to pass the guards that were stationed there.


Coco - C’mon, say it…

Sammy - You were right.

Coco - Where would you be without your other half, huh?!

Sammy - in a better place…


Morning came and the egg FireNanaki had gave them hatched. The chicken inside clucked so loud that nearby guards looked around. Coco panicked and forced it’s head under the water to keep it quiet.

They found an entrance that lead into the castle but it was blocked by a lazy fat man sleeping.


Coco - Hey! Get up!

Sammy - His must be FireNanaki’s father, DA.

Coco - Use the chicken on him! Maybe it’ll pluck his eyes out…


Sammy took out the chicken, making a loud clucking noise, waking the sleeping DA.


DA- What in tarnation? Can’t a man get a little shuteye here?


Sammy and Coco giggled at DA’s response.


DA - Hey, and who might you be? Have we met before? You both look very familiar…

Coco - Nope, this is the first time. I guess we just have those faces.

Sammy - Are you DA, owner of the Lon Lon Ranch?

DA - Yup, that be me. I had to deliver some milk here but I sat down for a breather and I guess I must’ve dozed off…

Coco - Well, your daughter FireNanaki has been looking for you.

DA - What?! FireNanaki has been waiting for me all this time? Aww, I’m gonna get it now. She’ll surely use the poker on me now. I screwed up big time!


DA pushed pasted Sammy and Coco, swinging his arms as he ran frantically out of the castle garden.


Sammy - He sure can run fast for a big guy.


She stuck out her stomach and jiggled it.


Coco - hehehe. C’mon, move these boxes so we can get through that hole.


Sammy pushed the crates left by DA to create a tower, allowing her to reach the small draining hole that lead into the castle. They crawled into the castle courtyard, spotting many guards patrolling the grounds.


Coco - We need to be really, really careful here. Can you do that?

Sammy - Have a little faith in me, of course I can!

Coco - Good…


Coco patted Sammy on the head.


Sammy - Don’t patronize me!

Coco - hehe


Sammy made her way though the courtyard, hiding in and behind hedges, inside of water fountains, even pretending to be a statue at times. Walking over beams to pass guards, and even almost fell on a guard until Coco helped her by posing as a bee and attacked the guard.

They finally made their way to a beautiful garden beyond the courtyard. A small moat surrounded the garden in the middle, with a bridge to connect both sides of the garden. They looked ahead at the end of the garden and saw a small girl at the end, clothed in a white dress with purple of the top, as she wore a white shawl over her head. They walked towards her, passing a window with bizarre portraits hanging on the wall, containing a small chubby man with a moustache wearing a red hat, a Princess and an overweight dinosaur.


Coco - What bad taste these Royal people have.

Sammy - I think the moustached one is, I dunno… kinda hot.

Coco - Girl, you did not just say that!


They made their way up to the young girl. She had her face pressed against the window, inflating her cheeks as she blew on it.


Sammy - What are you doing?

Young girl - Oh my…


The young girl stood with her back to Sammy.


Young girl - Who are you? How did you get past the guards?


The young girl tilted her head around just enough to see who it was behind her.


Young girl - A fairy? Ha…Sammy, I never told you my name yet, have I?

Sammy - Ummm…what?


The young girl turned round and faced Sammy and Coco, revealing to be the little girl from the market.


Sammy - Y-you’re the girl…

Young girl - Yes, I am that girl.


Sammy and Coco starred at the young girl.

Young girl - I had a dream... In the dream, dark storm clouds were billowing over the land of Hyrule... But suddenly, a ray of light shot out of the forest, parted the clouds and lit up the ground... The light turned into a figure holding a green and shining stone, followed by a fairy... I know this is a prophecy that someone would come from the forest... Yes, I thought you might be the one…


Sammy and Coco looked at each other, finding it hard to believe the tale.


Young girl - Excuse me, I got carried away in one of my stories, and I didn’t even introduce myself. I’m Kitty, the Princess of Hyrule…now bow and kiss my feet.

Sammy - W-what?!

Kitty - Just a wee Princess joke there. No need to ask your names. It’s strange though, they sound somehow…familiar.

Sammy - It feels as though we’ve met before…

Kitty - Aye…Sammy, I shall tell you the secret of the Sacred Realm that has been passed down by the Royal Family of Hyrule, but only if you promise not to tell anyone, aye?

Sammy - I can’t keep any promises.


Coco punched Sammy on the head.


Sammy - Ouch! I was kidding. I promise not to tell.

Kitty - The legend goes like this... The three goddesses hid the Triforce containing the power of the gods somewhere in Hyrule. The power to grant the wish of the one who holds the Triforce in his hands. If someone with a righteous heart makes a wish, it will lead Hyrule to a golden age of prosperity... If someone with an evil mind has his wish granted, the world will be consumed by evil...That is what has been told... So, the ancient Sages built the Temple of Time to protect the Triforce from evil ones. That's right... The Temple of Time is the entrance through which you can enter the Sacred Realm from our world. But the entrance is sealed with a stone wall called the Door of Time. And, in order to open the door, it is said that you need to collect three Spiritual Stones. And another thing you need...is the treasure that the Royal Family keeps along with this legend...The Ocarina of Time! Did you get all that?


Sammy laid there napping on the grass as Coco wore her specs as she wrote down in her notebook.


Coco - I got it all. Sammy has a really short attention span, so I’ll explain it to her later in lamer terms.

Kitty - Well, as long as she learns about it…


Kitty flicked some water onto Sammy’s face.


Coco - That won’t work, you gotta…


Coco jumped on Sammy’s face, waking her up.


Sammy - I’m up, I’m up!

Kitty - Good…Oh! I forgot to tell you. I was spying through this window when you came.


They looked at the window and saw the condensation on the window, with lip marks on it.


Coco - Does it require you to place your lips on it?

Kitty - Ummm, well…The other element from my dream...the dark clouds... I believe they symbolize... that man in there! I was trying to distract him as he spoke with my father.


Sammy and Coco moved next to Kitty and looked through the window. A man in black armour came into view and knelt down on one knee, bowing down to the King of Hyrule. He had short red hair with a large red unibrow that stretched across his brow. A bright red gem was placed on this forehead, directly above his grand nose, and his eyes glowed as red as his hair, standing out from his dark skin.


Kitty - Can you see the man with the evil eyes?

Sammy - yeah…

Kitty - That is Forsaken, the leader of the leader of the Gerudos. They hail from the desert far to the west. Though he swears allegiance to my father, I am sure he is not sincere. The dark clouds that covered Hyrule in my dream... They must symbolize that man!


Forsaken turned his head and looked out the window, looking straight at Sammy. Sammy pressed her lips against the window, inflating her cheeks as she blew on it. Coco and Kitty followed and all made faces at Forsaken, trying to distract him from his meeting with the king. They pulled their faces off of the window and started giggling amongst themselves. A bang from the window scared them, but when they looked at the window they almost soiled themselves. Forsaken slammed his face against the window, showing the inside of his mouth as he exhaled against the window, slowly moving his tongue up and down, finally moving it away as he grinned at them.


Forsaken - I’ll speak to you later pretty lady!


He winked at Kitty but scowled at Sammy, returning to his meeting with the king.


Coco - That was awkward.

Kitty - He has always been a freak, but a truly evil one. He doesn’t have any idea what we’re planning…yet.

Sammy - Have you told your father of your dream?

Kitty - Yes, but he didn’t believe me that it was a prophecy. He called me crazy and put me in the tallest tower in the castle for a week. But…I can still sense that evil man’s intentions. Forsaken must be after the Triforce of the Sacred Realm. That must be why he came to Hyrule, to conquer it…no, the entire world! Sammy! We’re the only one’s that can protect Hyrule!

Coco - *cough*

Kitty - …and Coco. Will you help me?

Sammy - Of course Princess!

Kitty - Thank you!!!


Kitty clasped her hands and smiled at Sammy, but she wasn’t done.


Kitty - I…I’m a afraid…I have a feeling that man will destroy Hyrule. He has such terrifying power! Luckily you have come…We can’t let Forsaken near the Triforce!

Sammy - I’ll do my best to help!

Coco - And I’ll do my best to help Sammy do her best!

Kitty - I will protect the Ocarina of Time with all my power. He’d have to pull it from my cold dead hands! Sammy, Coco, go find the other two Spiritual stones! We must get the Triforce before her does! Oh before I forget, this should help you. It’s a letter with my autograph, it’d fetch a high price, but you might need it on your quest.


Sammy place the letter in her bag, and was about to leave when she was grabbed from behind.


Sammy - What the!

Kitty - This is my nanny, Mish. She is one of the last Sheikahs. Mish, this is the messenger I saw in my dream.


Mish groped on Sammy, intensely.


Sammy - Oy oy! Don’t touch those!

Mish - How do you hope to win against powerful enemies when you can’t even with stand this?

Kitty - It takes a while to get use to, but it will help you. I remember when Mish use to do it to me all day. I use to beg for no more, I would cry for a break, but she assured me that it would help me, and it did. Now she can do it all day and I never complain. Her training methods are perhaps the best. I feel as though I might be able to last a wee bit longer against Forsaken.

Coco - What do you think he’d be doing to you?!

Mish - Forsaken is an evil man, what do men mostly want in life?

Coco - Right…


Mish dropped Sammy and gave her a pat on the back. Sammy rubbed the area’s that were left sore by Mish’s groping.


Mish - You’ll learn. You have potential. I saw everything that happened yesterday, especially your fight with the thieves. You are a courageous one. To be heading out on an adventure like this you’d have to be.

Coco - She learnt that from me.

Sammy - Oh yes. This coming from the one that is afraid of thunder and lightning…

Coco - Hey! That is no laughing matter. If it strikes you you’re dead!

Sammy - Hmp!…well, where should I look for the Spiritual tones?

Mish - I don’t know about the water stone, but I’ve heard the fire stone is kept by the Goron chief, Roxasvsriku.

Sammy - Ok, we’re off to retrieve the fire stone.

Kitty - wait! Please be careful…


Kitty gently kissed Sammy’s cheek. Sammy blushed red, and felt her knees weaken. Pumped up, she blasted off into the Courtyard, forgetting about the guards there.


Guard - Hey! It that kid from outside! Get her!


The guards chased Sammy and Coco all about the castle, breaking many of the ornaments. Mish stepped in and easily grabbed Sammy by the waist of her tunic, carrying her out into Hyrule field.


Mish - My role in the Princess’s dream was to teach a melody to the one from the forest. It’s an ancient melody passed down by the Royal Family. I’ve played this song for Princess Kitty as a lullaby ever since she was a baby…There is mysterious power in these notes. Now listen carefully Sammy, I’m only going to play it twice.


Mish raised her hand to her mouth and played the melody on her a small flute.


Mish - Remember, it’s left, up, right, left, up, right.

Coco - I got it memorized.

Mish - Sammy, Zelda’s Lullaby will help you significantly in your journey, never forget it.

Sammy - If I do, I’ll just ask Coco to tell me it.

Coco - I’m nothing but a sidekick to you…

Sammy - Awww, that’s not true.


Sammy reached out and hugged Coco.


Sammy - I don’t know where I would be without you…


They gazed into each others eyes, moving closer to each others faces.


Mish - That’s so cute!!


Mish ran over to the two and wrapped her arms around them.


Mish - Group hug!


Being a stealthy warrior, she managed to grope Sammy again.


Sammy - OY OY!

Mish -Mmmmm, just one last time, in case I never see you again.


Mish let go of Sammy and turned towards a mountainous area.


Mish - Sammy, you’re brave lad...

Sammy - Lass!

Mish - Right. We must protect this beautiful land of Hyrule! Take a good look at that mountain. That is Death Mountain, home of the Gorons. They hold the Spiritual Stone of Fire. At the foot of Death Mountain you will find my village, Kakariko. That is where I was born and raised. You should talk to some of the villagers there before you go up Death Mountain. The song I just taught you has some mysterious power. Only Royal Family members are allowed to learn this song. Remember, it will help to prove your connection with the Royal Family. The Princess is waiting for you to return to the castle with the stones. All right. We're counting on you!


Mish tossed a flash grenade to the ground, creating a flash and disappeared.


Coco - That was so cool! She’s like a ninja!

Sammy - I want to be able to do that!


With their next destination in sight, they set off once again into Hyrule Field.


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Chapter 2.5 - The Lon Lon Ranch



Sammy - A castle? It’s not Hyrule castle though.


A large castle sat at the top of a levelled hillside. Blazes tore through the building, thick smoke jacketing the sky.

A women rode a horse coming from the castle carrying a young baby.


Sammy - Who is that? …where am I?

Coco - Sammy, wake up…


The Great Soush tree appeared to her.


Soush - Sammy…

Coco - Sammy, you’re dreaming.


Sammy tossed and turned, just missing hitting Coco. Coco flew up to her nose and kicked it, waking her up. She grabbed her nose and growled at Coco.


Sammy - Why must you be so cruel when you wake me?

Coco - You don’t wake up otherwise.


Sammy sat up and pushed her hair back, clearing it from her face. She took out the Kokiri Emblem and starred at it.


Coco - Was it a nightmare?

Sammy - I don’t know…


She stood up and continued walking across the plain. The sun began to rise and a soothing melody caught Sammy’s attention. With her elfish ears, she could hear things that no human or other creatures could. She stopped and looked at the direction the tune came from.


Coco - What’s wrong?

Sammy - Can’t you hear that song? It’s quiet, but I can just make it out.

Coco - Nope.


Using Sammy’s remarkable hearing they followed the melody.


Coco - Hey, I can hear it now, and coming from up there.

Sammy - It’s the Lon Lon Ranch. Hey, we get to see DA and FireNanaki again!


They ran up the small hill that lead into the Lon Lon Ranch. They weren’t on the Ranch grounds for more than a minute when a loud cry startled them. A man rushed at them swinging a pitchfork in the air. He lunged at Sammy but she backed flipped and dodged his attack. He came at her again but Sammy withdrew her sword and side slashed his pitchfork, sending the head into the side of the stable wall.


Sammy - What’s wrong with you?!

Crazy man - You bit-

DA - What in tarnation!?!? Can’t a man get a little shuteye here? What’s going on out here shadowjak?

SJ - These ******** came to steal our horses!

Sammy - Who are you calling ********, you *****!

SJ - Don’t you call me a ***** you…

DA - Enough you ****! Get back to work SJ! I don’t pay you to laze around!

SJ - ME LAZE AROUND!?!?


SJ pulled the head of the pitchfork from the wall before walking back into the stable as he muttered under his breathe.


DA - You’ll have to excuse him, he has a bit of a temper.

Coco - Temper?! He’s a psycho!!!

Sammy - Ha! He wouldn’t stand a chance against me!


Sammy swung her sword around, displaying her fine swordsmanship skills, narrowly missing cutting off the whole of DA’s moustache.


Sammy - Hehe, I’m still practicing.

Coco - We need to get you some lessons, you toss that sword around as if…well…SJ using it.

Sammy - I show more control than that!

Coco - Then explain DA’s moustache!


DA was trying to fix his moustache with his comb, running it over and over again.


DA - That damn girl almost cut off the whole of the left side and that’s my best side!

Sammy - You needed to trim it anyway.

DA - This moustache is a chick magnet…


Sammy and Coco giggled as the went to explore the ranch.


DA - A CHICK MAGNET!!!


They wondered into the stable where they met SJ again, trying to fix his pitchfork as he knocked back some ’milk’.


Sammy - Uhhh…I’m sorry about breaking your pitchfork, but you-

SJ - I can’t believe that I, the great SJ, am working in this craphole of a ranch! DA is so fricking lazy, and I always have to do all the work! I, the hard-working SJ should be in charge, not that lazy bum DA. All he ever does is drink…


SJ took a huge swig of his ‘milk’.


SJ - …and sleep all day! How this ranch still…


Sammy and Coco backed away slowly, fearing he may start to rant about them. Leaving the stable they heard that smoothing melody again.


Sammy - There it is again.


It came from the middle of a large spacious field full of horses, a fence encircling the centre part with a track around it. They walked through the open gate in the fence and met FireNanaki.


FireNanaki - Oh, it’s the fairy boy again.

Sammy - Sammy…AND I’M A GIRL!

Coco - At least she recognised you.

FireNanaki - My father said it was you that found him. He said he fell and knocked himself out, but I think he knocked back one too many of his special milk. So I gave him a scolding he’ll not soon forget. Hee hee.

Coco - She’s looks innocent on the outside, but I bet you a horrifying monster lurks inside of her…


FireNanaki glared at Coco.


FireNanaki - What was that?!

Coco - Ummm, nothing!

Sammy - So, was that you playing that song?

FireNanaki - Yes, it’s a song…oh! I have to introduce you to my friends.


Two little ponies stood on either side of her.


FireNanaki - This is Jellybeing and Orange.


The two ponies ran away as Sammy looked at them.


Coco - Sammy, you scared them off!

Sammy - B-b-but…

FireNanaki - Strange, normally they ’re ok with strangers. Something must be wrong with you.


Sammy’s cheeks flared up in rage.


Sammy - There is nothing wrong with me!

FireNanaki - Tell that to Jellybeing and Orange.


Sammy turned round and stomped off, tossing her arms as she muttered to herself.


Coco - Wait! Ummm, what about that song FireNanaki?

FireNanaki - Oh. My mother composed it. It’s nice, isn’t it?

Sammy - Yeah…

FireNanaki - I would teach you it, but you need an instrument.


Coco bumped Sammy.


Coco - Sammy, your ocarina.

Sammy - Oh yeah!


Sammy took out her ocarina and showed FireNanaki.


FireNanaki - Oh, cute ocarina! I can teach you that song now!


With her beautiful voice FireNanaki sung her mothers melody to Sammy.


FireNanaki - It’s not hard to memorise. Animals find it soothing, so play it to them and see what happenings.

Coco - Yeah, it’s only up, left, right, up, left, right. Even you can learn that. It is, I just want to listen to it all day, I feel at ease when I hear it.


Sammy played the melody she just learned. Jellybeing and Orange came rushing at her, knocking her off her feet, and started licking her face. Sammy giggled as their soggy tongues touched her face.


Sammy - Hey, cut it out!

Orange - Sorry, we’re easily over excited.

Sammy - It’s-


Sammy and Coco’s jaws dropped.


Sammy - Coco…did that horse just talk?

Coco - It did…

Orange - What do you mean that horse?!

Jellybeing - She has a name you know!!!

Coco - That’s impossible, horses can’t talk. They must be puppets.


Coco flew behind Jellybeing looking for strings, a hand or any other sign of her being controlled. Jellybeing spun round, chomping at Coco. Luckily Coco managed to narrowly evade her.


Coco - Whoa! Ok, she’s real.

Orange - Aren’t you the muppet.

Jellybeing - If anyone’s a puppet, it’s this girl.

Sammy - Me?

Jellybeing - I bet that fairy knows all the right strings to pull.

Coco - Hey!

FireNanaki - Now you two, be nice to your new friends.

Orange - We were only playing with them.


Orange and Jellybeing ran up to Sammy, rubbing their heads against her. Sammy gentle scratched below their necks.


Orange - Come, we’ll show you around.


The horses moved behind Sammy and started pushing her, leaving FireNanaki to do her choirs . They walked around for several minutes before Sammy was losing it.


Orange - …and that’s how oranges are born. You know. I didn’t actually want to be a horse. No. It’s been my dream to be an orange. I even went to a crazed scientist…yep, it’s true. I asked him to transform me into an orange but he said I was insane and it was impossible. I know the truth though. He just wanted to transform himself into one. Who wouldn’t? Oranges are the best thing ever! *continues to ramble on about oranges*

Sammy - Please! Someone shut her up!

Coco - I would, but I’m busy.


Coco ran around while being perused by Jellybeing.


Jellybeing - Stop! I just want a lick…or a nibble. Come back to me my Sweetie!

Orange - *Still rambling*


Sammy prayed into herself, closing her eyes, begging for this madness to stop. She slowly opened her eyes and looked at Orange who was looking rather odd. She stared at her awkward face; her teeth bulging out, her eyes crossed with her nose flared. Looking like a right ******. Sammy waved her hand in front of Oranges face.


Sammy - hello?

Coco - Hehe

Sammy - hmm? Coco, what you…hey, stop that!

Coco - haha, sorry.


Coco flew over next to Sammy and looked at the master piece. Jellybeing remained there frozen with her face rearranged and ’I’m on a diet’ written on her forehead.

A brilliant light shone from the sky. Coco hid within Sammy’s tunic to protect her eyes, while Sammy shielded her own with her arms. The light dimmed a little so Sammy peered through her arms, seeing a glorious being descend from the heavens. Sammy was speechless as the being - being very pleasing to the eye - stood before her. She fell to her knee’s bowing down her head, too scared to look at her. The being approached Sammy, gently touching her face, raising it up to face her. Sammy moved her eyes until she was looking directly at the glorious being. Her fair hair glossed as it reached passed her waist, her deep blue eyes sparkling.


Being - Sammy, Coco, why do you hid your faces?


Coco poked her head out of Sammy’s tunic, drawn out by the being’s smoothing voice.


Sammy - W-who are you?

Being - I am Xaldin, the goddess of wisdom.


Sammy and Coco giggled.


Sammy - Xaldin?

Xaldin - Yes…


Sammy and coco burst into laughter, tears rolling from their eyes. Xaldin looked at them in confusion.


Xaldin - Did I say something funny?

Coco - You’re a woman!

Sammy - and Xaldin is a guys name!

Coco - What type of name is Xaldin for a Goddess?


They continued to laugh at Xaldin as they held their stomachs from pains of laughter. Xaldin starred at them sternly.


Xaldin - It seems you don’t need my help, very well.

Coco - Huh?

Xaldin - I’ll just go and leave you to your troubles.

Sammy - No, no wait! We’re sorry, please help us.

Coco - Yeah, we’re sorry.

Xaldin - Very well. What you need is in your pocket.

Sammy - What?

Xaldin - Good luck, oh courageous one.


And within a flash Xaldin was gone and time had returned to normal.


Orange - Sammy, do you like oranges? Well do you, do you, do you?!?!

Jellybeing - Where did my little Sweetie go?


Orange and Jellybeing rambled on.


Sammy - Can’t I just silence them?


Sammy reached for her sword.


Coco - Sammy, your pocket.


Sammy put her hand into her pocket and pulled something out.


Sammy - Fluff?

Coco - Your other pocket!

Sammy - Hehe.


She reached into her other pocket and pulled out a large, succulent orange.


Sammy - How’s this going to help?


Orange suddenly stopped talking. Her orange senses kicked in and detected one nearby. She sniffed around until she saw the orange, moving closer to it. Her eyes locked on to it, eyeing up it’s orangey goodness, her mouth wide with her tongue hanging out. Sammy slowly moved the orange, watching as Orange’s gaze followed it’s every movement. Sammy and Coco grinned at each other, both thinking the same thing.


Coco - You thinking what I’m thinking?

Sammy - Yeah…


Sammy pulled the orange back and over her shoulder, throwing it as far and high as she could.


Sammy - Go fetch!


Orange panted and galloped at great speed to catch it. Her face brightened as she could see she was going to catch it. She stretched out her neck as she was about to catch it in her mouth until something small shot past her head, piercing the orange and causing it to explode. She looked in horror at the splattered orange on the ground, turning back towards Sammy and Coco, Sammy putting her slingshot back into her pocket.


Coco - That was an amazing shot!!!

Sammy - It was, wasn’t it?


Oranges eyes began to swell with tears.


Orange - Why…why’d you do it Sammy?!


Sammy looked at her and shrugged.


Sammy - Target practice?


Jellybeing galloped over to Orange to comfort her.


Jellybeing - Orange…she didn’t know…

Coco - Know what?


Before Jellybeing could answer Orange blurted out at them.


Orange - I hate you, Sammy! That orange did noting to you!! You’ll pay for this!!! I HATE YOU!!!!


Orange scooped up as much of the remainders of the orange as she was able to and galloped off towards the stable crying. Jellybeing quickly followed her. FireNanaki ran over once she saw what happened.


FireNanaki - You didn’t harm an orange in front of Orange, did you?

Sammy - Ummm…maybe.

FireNanaki - Oh dear, I better go check on her. You guys better go see my father.

Coco - What’s so special about…


FireNanaki ran off before Coco could finish her question.


Sammy - Geez, even the animals in this ranch are crazy!

Coco - There must be something in the milk.

Sammy - We should go have a look.


They came across a tall tower with a small base that sat at the edge of the ranch. Inside they came across two cows eating hay.


Sammy - Do you think they talk?

Coco - Lets ask.


Coco flew in front of the cows.


Coco - Excuse me, do you speak?

Sammy - I guess the direct way is the best way.


The cows ignored them and continued to eat.


Coco - I guess that’s a no.

Sammy - Oh well.

Coco - Play that song FireNanaki taught you.


Sammy took out her ocarina and played the song she learnt. The cows stopped eating and started mooing uncontrollably.


FinalForm - MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What a lovely sound.

Kaseykockroach - MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Indeed, it makes me want to produce lots of milk!

Coco - Sammy! Free milk!

Sammy - Yummy!


Milk rushed out of the cows at an incredible speed, flooding the floor.


Sammy - Ewwwww!

Coco - I’m not drinking that.

Sammy - Uhh! It’s getting deeper.


Sammy jumped on top of some nearby creates, but the milk kept raising and the cows showed no sign of stopping. The creates began to float as the milk raised, bobbing on the surface.


Sammy - Could you stop, please?!

Kaseykockroach - It feels so good…

Coco - If only we had some corks, we could block the flow.

Sammy - Coco, open the door. I’m not going to swim in that!

Coco - ok.


Coco flew over to the door that had almost been completely swallowed in the milk. The door handle was already underneath the milks surface. She had no choice than to drive in and turn it. Milk flowed out the of the tower as the door opened, creating a small river into the field. The creates lowered onto the ground as the milk rushed out. Sammy jumped off her create onto the wet ground, trotting through large milk patches left.


Sammy - I see why everyone on this ranch is crazy.

Coco - the cows are the source of it. Everyone in Hyrule will go crazy from drinking their milk.


They looked back at the cows who had collapsed on each others sides.


Kaseykockroach - OH! That’s the best I’ve ever had. Sammy, you’re amazing.

Coco - Sammy, we were meant to meet up with DA back at the house.

Sammy - Right.


They rushed out of the tower, jumping over several of the small lakes of milk as they headed for the ranch house.

Inside they met DA, sleeping against a table as cucco’s ran loose about him.


Sammy - He’s sleeping again?

Coco - Can we walk him?

Sammy - No, just leave him.


Coco had already made her decision, poking DA.


Coco - POKE!

Sammy - Shhhhhhhhh! Don’t!

DA - Whaaaaaa?! I’m up, I’m up already! Bah, it’s just Sammy and her fairy friend.

Sammy - Sorry, she has a habit of waking people.

Coco - Pffff, who needs sleep during the day?

Sammy - COCO LEARN TO SLEEP! SLEEPING IS DELICIOUS, AND VACATIONS ARE FOR SLEEPING!

Coco - He’s not on vacation.

DA - I’m the boss though, I do as I damn well please.

Sammy - Bosses get all the vacations they want.

DA - Right, and I want to play a game with you. Got any free time?

Coco - A bit.

DA - Great! These three cuccos behind me are super cuccos! I’m going to toss them into that gaggle of normal cuccos. If you pick these three special cuccos from among the normal ones within the time limit I’ll give you something good. It’ll cost you 10 rupees. Up for it?

Sammy - Sure, it’ll kill time, and I want that prize.

DA - Good. GO FIND THEM!


The three super cuccos jumped among the rest of the normal, mixing in.


Coco - They all look the same…

Sammy - We’ll just have to pick them all.


They rushed round picking up any cucco, hoping no to pick the same one twice. Just before time ran out Sammy was able to retrieve the three super cuccos, winning the game.


DA - That’s it! You got them all! You’re good! Very good, you’re got what it takes to be one of the greatest cowboys!

Sammy - *cough*

DA - Erm…cowgirl! How’d you like to marry my FireNanaki? She could do with someone like you!

Sammy - I think I’ll pass.

DA - Haw haw! I was kidding. I need a man for her! HAW HAW HAW!

Coco - What about me? *whispers*

DA - Hmmm?

Coco - Nothing, nothing.

DA - Here, this is your prize, a sample of our best Lon Lon milk.

Coco - We’ll never be rid of it!

Sammy - I’m not drinking that! It’s from those crazy cows!

DA - Crazy cows? Ohhhh! You mean FinalForm and Kaseykockroach? Haw haw! They’re defective cows, we don’t use them for milk.


Sammy took the milk and put it in her bag.


DA - If you ever need a refill come back anytime.

Sammy - Sure.

DA - Oh hey! It’s getting late, you guys are welcomed to stay the night. We have some extra beds.

Coco - A bed would be nice.

Sammy - Thanks. Wait! I have a question. Orange, why does she love oranges so much?


DA sighed at her question.


DA - A couple of years ago, she was attacked by a spider...

Coco - It must have been huge!

DA - No, about the size of a thumb nail.

Sammy - You gotta be kidding me.

DA - No. Anyway, it cornered her but luckily for her an orange fell on it killing it. She worshipped that orange and she has ever since. She thinks they are godly and will do anything to become like one...


Sammy and Coco never repsonded and left DA to show them to their room, leaving them to make themselves at home.

Unable to sleep, Sammy quietly crept put of her bed, softly moving Coco who had huddled into her. The stairs creaked as she sneaked down, echoing throughout the room. DA groaned as she past him, grabbing a cucco, and talking to it in his sleep. Sammy placed her hand around the door knob and listened to DA.


DA - Oh Lisbeth, lets never fight again…


He kissed it’s beck which caused the cucco to respond with a loud cluck. With a smile Sammy turned the handle and went outside. She wondered around till she found a small wall to rest on. She laid on her back, her knee bent up as the other one hung off the edge, her hands placed over her stomach. She gazed into the clear sky directly above, watching as an occasional star shot by.


Coco - Can’t sleep?


Coco landed on Sammy’s hands.


Sammy - I’m just thinking.

Coco - About what to do?


Sammy shuffled her arms from underneath Coco, bringing her upper body up and placing her hands behind her as support. She starred down at Coco.


Coco - It will be ok. You only need to collect the last two Spiritual stones and return them to the Princess. You’ve done well this far, and everyone has faith in you…I have faith I you.

Sammy - Thanks Coco. As long as I have my other half I’ll be fine.


They continued to gaze into the sky together.


Coco - Sammy, what would Fayth say if we told her we're going to save Hyrule?


Voice - Hey sexy!

Sammy - Who?

Voice - And sexy has a sexy friend. Must be my lucky night.

Coco - Who’s saying that?


They looked about but it was too dark to see anything not close to them. The sound of wings fluttering came closer, coming from behind them.


Coco - Sammy, it’s a Keese!


Sammy forced herself off the wall and withdrew her sword.


Keese - Hey hey sexy, I don’t want to fight you. The name’s GhettoXemnas, but you can call me baby.


GX winked at the girls.


Coco - That Keese is hitting on us.

Sammy - And he’s doing a very bad job at it.

Coco - You preferred Jube, right?

Sammy - I asked you never to speak of that!


Unknown to them, GX had moved next to Sammy’s neck, moving her hair out of the way.


GX - Mmmmmmm, your neck looks delicious, best I’ve seen.


GX licked his mouth and was ready to sink his teeth into her neck. Sammy swung her arm around at him, slapping him away.


Sammy - Get lost you pest.

GX - Awwww, I just wanted to suck on it, perhaps have a taste.

Coco - Go suck on a cow.

GX - Don’t worry, I’ll have my way with you in a minute.

Sammy - No you won’t.


Sammy jumped at GX, barely missing him.


GX - Whoa! Feisty…I like it. Till we meet again sexies!


GX flew high into the night sky, blending in and was out of sight.


Sammy - C’mon…


They headed back to the Lon Lon Ranch house, carefully collecting their belongings without waking anyone. Before they left they placed an orange next to Orange with a note attached, apologising to her.


Sammy - She’ll love this.


They left the Lon Lon Ranch during the middle of the night out into Hyrule field towards The Kokiri village.


Coco - I thought we were going to Kakariko village?

Sammy - Don’t you think it’d be nice to see Fayth and the other again?

Coco - I do miss them…

Sammy - And rub it in Tootsie’s face that we’re going to save Hyrule?

Coco - Your reasons are so just…


Walking the opposite direction they made their way back to the Kokiri village to see their old friends.

 

If you continue I demand that I make an appearance.

 

Have you even read it?

And there will be LOADS of folk appearing. I have a special part for you. kekekeke

 

I didn't actualy read it because I didn't see my name >_>

 

Well then, i refuse to add you in. LOLLOLOLOLOLOL!

 

I skimmed over it. I'll read it more when I'm more awake. xD

 

lol, Guess I'm the only one that actually read it.
GUYS! READ IT IT'S AMAZINGLY AWESOME XXD

I lol'd so hard at Soush and his SSB XD

Oh and jube! Lmao

Continue it kitty!

 

You do realize I was trying to write my story and thats why I didn't read it >_>
I'll read it later.

 

Do I appear? I read this chapter and I don't...

 

That story was sexy. Not in an "Oh that's hot" kind of way, in an "Dude...these chocolate chip cookies are AMAZING!!!" sort of way.

I demand more please kthnx.

 

OMG I LOVE IT :D

And I'm definitely in it xD

I laughed my ass off, though the Jube spider thing was just really freaky and fun xD

And poor Coco when she got dropped in the jar. I think you did a really good charaacter setting >:3

and Soush with his SSB XDD

and Fayth xD

Keep it comming ! <33

 

OMG. That was frickin' HILARIOUS.

Lol, Soush and SSB

And Madi and Death Note xD.

Jubes part was weird but still funny =3

moar plz <3.

 

Ok. Make sure you read it all, i might toss you in randomly in any chapter. And i'll make it so you can't check for your name. kekekeke

Dude, you have an amazing part. It's perfect for you!!!!

Except, you don't appear till the end chaptes. I hope it doesn't stop you from reading it.

Ta much, Cin! means a lot coming from you. ;3

Thanks guys. <3 ye!

I'll start chapter 2 ASAP!

 

Good thing you're starting on chapter 2, otherwise I may have to hunt you down for... inspirational purposes. >:3

This story made this month perfect.... So much moments of lawl that it's hard to know where to start...

First of all - KUDOS TO YOU FOR LONG CHAPTER! It just drags me into the story, barely looking away from the comp at all. Since I haven't played OoT (or any Zelda games for that matter) it's like sitting with a whole new game ready to dwelve into! You just.... never know what'll happen. Even if you have played it. Gotta love those little random moments, such as how Jube got inside Soush.. XD

You have a lot of quote worthy dialogue in here, don't you make me quote them all! *one of my favs was Goimez' tho* Really part of the members' personality, and also fits well with the plot of the story too. :3 Like the smirk K a i r i gets once pondering about what to tell the others.

This is such a great read! I'm gonna save your updates to my laptop, completly worthy to read once in a while. <3 It's like a good book, I won't be surprised should you end up publishing something of your own in the future.

Obviously you can tell I enjoy your story. :> I await moar! Rawr!

 

Omg Kitty I <3 you xDDD

^I spit out my water at that <_>

CONTINUE NAOOOOO D:

Note the word Goddess for Xaldin <.>

XALDIN IS SECRETLY A GIRL D=

 

That was great kitty. Very funny and quite a different take on the series.

lol at Xaldin.

 

omg lmao, dude...and you said you couldn't write. You'd best be continuing this cause i'm pretty sure this is awesome!! Couldn't this be moved to the original works section?

 

OMG KITTY.

This is just...so amazing.

Orgasmicly amazing.

It's so epic I can't even begin to describe it.

MOAR. NAO.
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I creep myself out.

 

That was awesome =D

It makes me want to play Ocarina of Time again xD

*runs to the N64 with a fanboi squeal* @_@