The Last Hope of their Future

jendra did a flip and landed on his feet

Jendra: it has been awhile since i ate vamp flesh

 

"Ahhh, I see" he said with a grin. "I can very well say the same thing. But right now, I would prefer a taste of the young lady thank you" he said

 

jendra: why do you look familier?

 

"Because. I am currently the highest ranking vampire in the world. What, do I look that different from my picture?"

 

jendra: yeah, it looks like you got old and fat.

 

"Even if I was old and fat, it is not as if you could possibly stand a chance against me" he said with a grin

 

jendra: oh this is gonna be fun!

 

"I suppose I can play with you for awhile. Need to work up my appatite a bit more" he said with a grin

 

jendra drew a line in the dirt

Jendra: cross it i dare you.

 

"Sure thing" he said with a grin, as he raised his arm and slung it forward, as he stretched out at an amazingly fast pace, claws extended, right at Jendra

 

jendra dodge

jendra: with your feet genius

 

The minute he plunged, spikes came out from the bottem of his arm, shooting striaght to the ground beneath it

 

jendra bit of one of the larger spikes and ate it

 

The minute he bit it, it began increasing in size within him, and if it were to be swallowed, then it would soon cause his own lungs to burst, if he didnt choke to death first, due to it being a natural chemical reaction

 

the spike was digested by jendras intestines and it became a fart. the expantion only made it louder and longer.

 

"Oh that's just gross man." Chiyon said in a disgusted tone.

ooc: wtf? how did you come up with that? lol

 

jendra: then you do something

ooc: i am the self proclaimed master of ad lib. you will see much more randomness out of me trust me. thats how i made the keyblade war soo much fun ^^

 

ooc: lol. not as funny as before when chiyon stomped on kaji's foot. lol, a cheap shot.
omg i will be freaking out when this gets to 666 post.

bic: Chiyon remained silent, she had never met someone so gross before in her life. Vampire or human.

 

ooc: true. i can't top that. not yet anyway

bic:

jendra: don't give me that look! i get a little gassy everytime i eat something that is evil ok?

 

"Suuuuure you mate. Suuuure you do." she said sarcastically. She slipped the dagger back into it's pocket.

ooc: everytime a vampire tries to bite chiyon and she can't use her hands she shall either stomp on their foot or kick them where it hurts.