The last 2 games you played

Who the hell is the main character of Star Wars: The Old Republic and Warriors Orochi 3?

Someone still playing Psychonauts?
You have my approval! Stamped and dated!

 

Geralt of Rivia is in love with me.

It's not like I can simply decline.

 

Commander Shepard is trying to kill me.
Patroklos Alexander has fallen in love with me and has gone completely yandere.
Y'know what? Just kill me, Shep, I'd die knowing I shattered what little hope Mr. Generic has of being happy, and I'm okay with that.

 

My Sackperson is out to kill me ;-; but he has a light up cape and neon skin.

Chell has fallen in love with me.

So, Chell v. sackperson... hmmm.... I think I would try to protect my sackperson because he's just too cute ^^

 

Go to him.

I'll seduce Chell with my totally not sexy bod~

 

Mario is out to kill me.
And Professor Layton is in love with me.

This could be fun~

 

Still? Naawwwww. I just started. I bought it back in January while I was one the Win8 Dev Preview and it crashed. The Consumer Preview is just fine with it, so I'm playing it now.

 

By still playing, I mean people are still playing it even as a new game they've never seen, not just ones that have been replayed.

Love the Milkman Conspiracy mission. A bit of of a weird creepy game, but a must to play.

 

My character from pokemon sapphire wants to kill me lolol?

Roxas loves me HELL YEAH WHO CARES IF HE DOESN'T HAVE A HEART
i'd still hit dat

 

Tidus wants to kill me, and the Hoovy (I guess?) is trying to save me, and loves me. I guess I'm safe ;u;

 

Oh dang it, Minato from Persona 3 is trying to kill me, thats just great.
And I have....Aqua protecting me. I'm actually quite please with this.

 

So, What? is in love with you?
This could get interesting.

 

Commander Shepard is trying to kill me while Dovahkiin is in love with me and trying to keep me alive. This is perhaps the most awesome thing ever.

Spoiler

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Dante trying to kill me
Bayonetta trying to protect me

Whoever wins, I get to sex up Bayonetta.

 

okay so my character from animal crossing wants to kill me and ezio loves me...
i'm down, break me off a piece of that. move over sofia you aint got nothing on alllll of dis

 

My Terraria character wants me dead.
My Minecraft character is in love with me.

I'm royally screwed.

 

damn more like every lady in existence

 

Chris Redfield wants to kill me.
And Leon S. Kennedy loves me...can I change that to Ada instead? ;p
PS I think I set up an alternate plot to Resident Evil 6. O_O

 

The female character from Pokemon Emerald wants to kill me.

Alex Mercer from Prototype loves me.

I shall not die this day!

 

My Might and Magic VII characters are trying to kill me (A Knight, an Archer, a Sorcerer and a Cleric)

And Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Human Revolution) has fallen in love with me.

Would be an interesting fight, I suppose.