The Koala and the Little Lizard

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint



when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,



"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"


The koala says:
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and

they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his

mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But

the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and

falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and

helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:

"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned

and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into

the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting

finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"



So the koala looks down at him and says:



"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much f*cking

water did you drink?!!"