The KHV Vending Machine

you get a fishing rod that doubles as a bass.

*inserts Bad video game*

 

You get a worse game

*inserts tea*

 

You get my love!

*Inserts a human heart*

 

you get 55 years in prison!


*inserts a real boy*

 

You get my hand in marriage!

*Inserts a ring*

 

you get apple strudel!

 

Machine flashes​

SOLD OUT​

*searches pockets* T.T.' *Inserts keybladeofdarkness4*​

 

You get a shiny piece of metal

*inserts clock*

 

you get slapped from the machine

*inserts Tsunayoshi into the machine*

 

you get sexually abused!

*Inserts movie covered with dirt*

 

The vending machine grows legs and does the moonwalk.

*shoves in rum-filled cakes*

 

The rum is gone and you get nothing.

*Inserts coin*​

 

You get the 100000 tons of gold.

*inserts 8*

 

The 8 turns into a freaky realistic monster and destroys the world, and we are now in nothingness with just ourselves and the wonderful vending machine.

*inserts Graxe*​

 

you get a mint green vibrator


*inserts Diana Degarmo *

 

you get a WTF SIGN!!! haha

*inserts half a penny​

 

*gets a dodongo*

*inserts an Octorock*

 

You get Dr. Octagonapus

*inserts helicopter*

 

You get the blades of the helicopter

*inserts Goimez*

 

*comes back out*
wtf just happened? O_o

*inserts Drama-Llama*