The KHV Vending Machine

The vending machine commits suicide via falling off a cliff.

*follows the vending machine and inserts the universe in mid-air*

 

the vending machine takes you to Disney then you get married in Canada.'


*Inserts wedding ring*

 

The vending machine blows up from internal metal detector.

*inserts Nothing*

 

You got nothing.
*Inserts coin*​

 

you get porn!

*inserts milk-by product number 5869279476.12O*

 

you get a note that says you "FAIL!?!?!"

*inserts Sora *​

 

You get Yaoi!

*inserts magic*

 

You get randomness...

 

You get...ur mom. How embarresing.

*inserts next username*​

 

you get OMFGSTFU!!!!!!

*inserts my friend*​

 

You get a cookie with 'Goimez' scribbled on it in icing

*inserts sweaty sock*

 

You get Mathew Maconahey!eww....


*inserts The Wizard of Oz *

 

you get a pile of oooze

*inserts yuri comic*​

 

You get something men don't have....

*inserts a blender*

 

You get tears

*inserts emotions*

 

You get a starving emo

*inserts 'Save the Emos' flier*

 

you get Boss Key!

*inserts Legend Of Zelda*

 

you get a f****ed up wii

*inserts a ps3*​

 

you get DBSK video game for the Wii


*inserts magic marker*

 

You get a magic wand that appears to do nothing

*inserts a Jonas Brothers song*