The KHV Vending Machine

You get a foot

*inserts a chakram*

 

You get crushed by a lyoplurodon :D

*inserts my head*

 

You get a gift certificate for free heads since you lost yours

*Inserts my Gogon doll*

 

You get a banana in your ear

*inserts Dark's head*

 

Wait, wha-

 

you get a nickle

*inserts The Celsius*

 

You get a free Charlie! 8D

*inserts brother's flute x_x*

 

The vending machine gains an eye...creepy.

*re-inserts self*

 

You accidentally gouge out the vending machine's eye

*inserts band-aid*

 

You get an Axel plushie.

*inserts Fearless*

 

You get two Darks!

*inserts infinity and nothing*

 

You get the universe.

*inserts a million fearlesses*

 

You get a cake! But it explodes, and a paper inside says "The cake is a lie!"

*inserts $3*

 

A light beams down and you get abducted by aliens.

*inserts a paper with the first thousand digits of Pi*

 

you get Space Ghost Coast to Coast.


*inserts Yaoi Anime*

 

The vending machine reads "ACCESS DENIED. PLEASE INPUT IDENTIFICATION NUMBER:"

*inputs ID number*

 

Vending machine reads "YOU FAIL, NOOB!"

*inserts history homework*

 

the machine anally rapes you when you drop the soap after band practice.

*inserts Seline Dion*

 

You get an even crappier CD

*inserts average music*

 

you get a Micheal Jackson statue that looks disturbingly real

*inserts Lawliet*