The KHV Vending Machine

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  1. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    The rules are very simple...

    A member puts a coin into the Vending Machine, and the next poster has to tell them what they got from it.
    It doesn't matter what they get from it; it could be a six pack of shrink-soda or a machete :p

    *puts a coin in the vending machine*
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  2. Graxe King's Apprentice

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    You get yer coin back.

    *puts $100 worth of pennies into the vending machine*
     
  3. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    You get a piece of paper

    *inserts monopoly money*
     
  4. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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  5. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    -whirring noises-
    You get splinters

    *inserts a ball*
     
  6. Dinny I am Anime ( ⚈้̤͡ ◡ ⚈้̤͡ )

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    Ball bounces right back out, hitting you on the head.

    *places coin attached to a sting inside*
     
  7. Inasuma "pumpkin"

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    You won the Grinch. :'D

    -puts in 15000 yen-
     
  8. Dinny I am Anime ( ⚈้̤͡ ◡ ⚈้̤͡ )

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    A monkey flies to your face

    *inserts my clone*
     
  9. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    You get another vending machine!

    *inserts the monkey*
     
  10. Graxe King's Apprentice

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    T-Virus leaks...

    *shines laser down money slot*
     
  11. keybladeofdarkness4 Twilight Town Denizen

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    *magic pickle murders you*

    *inserts Ryuk*
     
  12. Repliku Chaser

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    A light reflects back out at your arm pit and removes all the hair.

    *Inserts a crinkled dollar bill after fighting for an hour with the machine.
     
  13. Graxe King's Apprentice

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    The vending machine blows up from overuse.

    *inserts Death Note to the child machine (yes, it "gave birth" to another)*
     
  14. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Congratulations, you're now the opposite gender. Enjoy your stay :3

    *inserts comic*
     
  15. Graxe King's Apprentice

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    Nothing happens.

    *inserts self*
     
  16. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    *comic comes to life and destroys everything*
    *inserts Bahamut ZERO*
     
  17. keybladeofdarkness4 Twilight Town Denizen

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    *Mega Flare blows up the planet*

    *Inserts Yunalesca *
     
  18. OblivionRoxas Traverse Town Homebody

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    You got a kick where the sun don't shine :D

    *inserts magical lyroplurodon moneys*
     
  19. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    You get a piece of paper that says 'You Lose'

    *inserts plate*
     
  20. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    You get YOUR mom!

    *inserts Fearless' mom*
     
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