The KHV Vending Machine

The rules are very simple...

A member puts a coin into the Vending Machine, and the next poster has to tell them what they got from it.
It doesn't matter what they get from it; it could be a six pack of shrink-soda or a machete :p

*puts a coin in the vending machine*
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You get yer coin back.

*puts $100 worth of pennies into the vending machine*

 

You get a piece of paper

*inserts monopoly money*

 

You get bananas.

*Inserts a chair*

 

-whirring noises-
You get splinters

*inserts a ball*

 

Ball bounces right back out, hitting you on the head.

*places coin attached to a sting inside*

 

You won the Grinch. :'D

-puts in 15000 yen-

 

A monkey flies to your face

*inserts my clone*

 

You get another vending machine!

*inserts the monkey*

 

T-Virus leaks...

*shines laser down money slot*

 

*magic pickle murders you*

*inserts Ryuk*

 

A light reflects back out at your arm pit and removes all the hair.

*Inserts a crinkled dollar bill after fighting for an hour with the machine.

 

The vending machine blows up from overuse.

*inserts Death Note to the child machine (yes, it "gave birth" to another)*

 

Congratulations, you're now the opposite gender. Enjoy your stay :3

*inserts comic*

 

Nothing happens.

*inserts self*

 

*comic comes to life and destroys everything*
*inserts Bahamut ZERO*

 

*Mega Flare blows up the planet*

*Inserts Yunalesca *

 

You got a kick where the sun don't shine :D

*inserts magical lyroplurodon moneys*

 

You get a piece of paper that says 'You Lose'

*inserts plate*

 

You get YOUR mom!

*inserts Fearless' mom*