The KHV Saloon.

*walk through door*

The ruffian ordered diet coke, he got what was coming to him.

 

What is this "diet coke" you speak of? This place is a sacred burial ground. But, again, don't mind me.

 

That's Fearless's job. And I suggest you do what I say, lest your not at all mysterious and completely ordinary past come back to haunt you.

@Firekeyblade: Isn't that why you came here? Most intend on solving the mystery of this here join

 

Great scott, you built a saloon on sacred burial grounds Spirit? No wonder the tap water looked so bad.

 

A good friend of mine told me that if built on this ground, the saloon would be blessed by the spirits of those buried beneath.

 

The KHV Salon

This is perhaps due to mild dyslexia, but in my first time around reading the title, of this thread, I read The KHV Salon. In reading the contents of this thread, I take it my hair won't be cut today... somewhat disappointed.​

 

I'm think...*hic*...i'm dranking a litle to mach, but i don give a *hic*

 

Bring it. I've lived through my "ordinary" past. I've seen worse.

Cloud needs no haircut.

 

Shidonic - Anunther beer plaese *hic*

 

I'll be the girl who's clearly too young to be there, but everyone thinks I'm a lady of the night so they let me stay. I also sing/lip sync whenever my voice gets too tired along to the (fake)piano, and nobody is quite sure if I was hired to do it or not.

 

A ghost counts as a monster, right? I can take care of a ghost!

 

How ? You' re gonna kill him ?

 

Pffff.....well sir, I don't think yer friend is really a friend. If that's the case, then this establishment would be cursed ta suffer.

 

What can I be?

 

*Walks in Red Dead Redemption style*
*Goes up to whoever wants to be bartender*
Give me the strongest you have!

 

You can be the replacement waitstaff.

 

That'd be me.

*Thumps a bottle of XXXXX on the counter.*

That one is made right here in [insert town name here].

 

Don't listen to her, that's not the strongest. I keep our strongest ale in my secret compartment in the office. Here you go.
*Hands eyedropper filled with a clear yellowish liquid*
That should be enough to pass out ten men. Up for it?

 

*sings Desperado*

 

Shidonic - dus...sumrone wana, wama, be ma, desrgnated, drefer?