The KHV Saloon.

As you say, then; it is your saloon.

 

You barked?

 

Hm? They hired you as well? Well all right then. Two milks with honey. Oh and....whatever this stranger wants.

 

At the moment it seems fitting and I beg your pardon? What kind of westerner are you?
All we have is whiskey, and diet whiskey. The diet whiskey is actually the tap water, but it'll likely deliver the same effect.

 

I thought I told you to order milk and honey before we opened! Oh lordy it is hard to find good help these days.

 

brb shining+providing life

afk 4 a few forevers

 

Silly Sun. One day you will become bloated and red, and you will consume us all. Then you will explode, most likely killing anything that survived that. That is not forever. Silly Sun.

 

Forever for the human race though
Kind of a big deal dude

 

The promised land bar is next door, this bar will run on diet whiskey and potato chips, and by potato chips I mean the leftover skin after we've made the mashed potatoes.
/is such a great waiter.

 

Gah. Barkeep, could you escort this ex-waiter out of the building?

 

You'll rue the day you spurned my help!

*is thrown out of the establishment Uncle Phil style*

 

Classic clowning utilized two major forms: The Whiteface and the Auguste. The Whiteface was meant to represent a haughty or (sometimes) well-to-do individual, straight-laced and serious, who would set up jokes for which the cheerful, foolish Auguste would deliver the punchline. I apply the term liberally to comedic pairs which employ the same method, e.g. Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker in the Rush Hour series.

 

I see. Thank you.

 

My job is to clean dirty mugs and slide full ones across the bar into patrons waiting hands. This isn't in my job description.

 

Why do they always neglect the "other jobs as needed" line every single time?

 

Where did it say that?

 

may i have a beer :3

 

Oh, don't mind me. Just the spirit of the dead guy buried under the saloon.

 

*chokes on spit* Proprietor, I do believe yer establishment is haunted!