The Key to Nova's Heart, Lesson 1

If you are a lady, dressing like the version on the left will have me head over heels for you in a nanosecond.

Teaching me to dance like that can't hurt your chances, either.

 

YES.

Learn this dance, and do it with me over webcamz and I will dress anyway you want me to, bby. ;_;

I know the dance, BUT I HAVE NO PARTNER. ​

 

Who me? Dance on a CAMERA? Gurl you crayzee.

You could always do what the girl in the video did. Yes, girl. Singular.

 

Im in freaking love here.

Edit - Nvm. When the singing came on, I just had to stop the video.

 

Oh get over yourself and dance, car kitty

 

...what you call me?



Car Kitty. I've never been called a kitty before. Feels nice.

 

...

You've got to stop taking avatars for things you've never read

 

I don't care if I've read it or not. I care about how it looks, and if I like it, I use it. And yeah, I understand that knowing more about where the image came from can be important.


BUT I DON'T CARE WAT'CHU GONA DO ABOUT IT.




*inb4sexestjoke or something

 

I know a girl who dresses just like that on occasion. She is very androgynous. Unfortunately, she's been taken on and off for the time that I have known her.

Favourited.

 

Story

of

my

life.

 

I don't think she would have be, but she lives in New York. Where do you live?

 

Opposite side of the country, vertically.

STORY

OF

MY

LIFE.

 

I'm closer than you. Sorry, friend.

 

Oh you actually like girls that dress conservatively? Man that sure is a surprise. XD Albeit a pleasant surprise. I was starting to think all guys were like Ace or something and only liked girls that are scantily clad. -_- Well anyway, unfortunately I can't dance like that, nor am I cool enough to wear a hat like that.

 

I like girls who are, as you so eloquently put it, 'scantily clad'. They're my favorite to follow into a dark, empty hallway . . .

:3

 

I very much prefer my women fully-dressed.

No witty comment, I really do.

And thus Saximaphone became the Official Rapist of KHV. Let there be applause.

 

She doesn't get that title if I don't.

 

It's not so much the conservative dress as the masculine dress. Granted, I am easily bored by women who parade their flesh about freely.

 

You have to cover enough to get them wondering.

Girls who dress like this are far from conservative, but they are extremely alluring.

 

Unfortunately, I have to agree with him on this one. If he'd never gotten the title . . . there's no way in hell I would get it.

Or would I?

Makaze, try not to bend over in the shower if you drop the soap my love.

<3