The gang of Intergalactic Ninja Vampire Space Pirates (A.k.a The I.N.V.S.P.)

*Salutes*

*Ship starts to suddenly tilt*

*Spins around, straightens ship and puts on auto pilot*

*Salutes again* Hey Capt'n, it's great to see you again!!!

 

Miss Star, so nice ta see you too! Here, have a Dr. Pepper, fer bein' a good navigator! And also, here's a bag of cookies fer bein' the first to show up!

 

*salutes*
*ducks*
*laser goes across where my face was*
Here Cap'n!

 

Wait what's happening now?

 

Rienzel, DarkTraitor! Ye each get a cupcake fer bein' here!

And as for what's happening now, DT? Well, I came fer a surprise visit/inspection and it appears ye've been feedin' people to a shark.





...Good boy.

 

Weeeeeeeeeeelcome back Cap'n-Maru-sama-n_o-nee-chan-okami...etc!
It's great to see you again around! What a great surprise have your visit on the ship!!!

That really awaited moment that you don't know how to express yourself of happiness... <3

 

*eats cupcake*
So...Tell us about your thrilling endeavors while you were away?

 

Haha, hello, Excasr! It's nice to be back, although I also procrastinated on the story I'm writing, and haven't quite got the first chapter finished yet.

Anyway, here, have a big bowl of ice cream, because ye tried yer hardest to keep the ship running smoothly.

Speaking of keeping the ship in good order, I see that Miss Loxare isn't online right now. :(
Oh well. When she returns, give her this treasure chest full o' twinkies, and tell her I said hi.
*hands over a locked treasure chest*
Oh, and here's the key. lol, I don't think ye'd steak from yer own Acting Cap'n, but just to be on the safe side, I'd better give this to someone I can trust...
Any volunteers?

Even though I haven't written the pirate story, I can tell you all what I've been doing irl.
I go for a long walk every morning, and then I do my chores. I decided to learn Spanish, but I never got started. XD
Then I decided to learn Italian instead, but I still haven't got started. I definitely want to learn another language sometime, I just never get started.
I decided to read more, because I love reading, so I read the first half of The Three Muskateers. But then I got bored and stopped.
I seriously considered going to a year-long christian internship, that teaches you important life-skills as well as secretarial work, missions work, and church work, but that idea bombed pretty quickly. It just felt really wrong when I prayed about it, like I wasn't supposed to go there.
And also, probably the most important thing I've done, I actually made friends that I can talk to face-to-face. Not that there's anything wrong with any of you, but it's nice to be able to see the person you're talking to, y'know? :P

But yeah, pretty much, the only thing I've really accomplished is that I learned I'm lazy even when I'm not on KHV. XD

 

*jumps up from below and swallows the key, shark-style*

 

*Attempting to melt lock with laser. I mean...wut?*
Arent we all lazy when not on khv? xD

 

Well, now I seem to have misplaced me key, and got a trunk with an easily melted lock. Oh well. XD
*pretends not to have noticed DT and Rienzel's actions*
Let's party! I don't have a lot of time, and I'll have to get off soon and stop procrastinating. :P

 

I'll get the music!

[video=youtube;vAavGv-OzXY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAavGv-OzXY[/video]

Hold on that's not what I put in the CD player.

 

Wow... lol, I'm not sure how to respond to that...

Anyway, that reminds me. Did anybody else celebrate Annual Star Wars day with a party? I threw a pretty great one. I even bought a Darth Vader head pinata, and we beat it up with our old toy lightsabers. XD

 

I wish i could've come to that lol

 

I did.

 

Oh you dirty minded scum. Or is that just me?

I would've celebrated Star Wars Day, but it's been too cold to do anything for...months now o.o all i do these days is sit on my computer, playing games. Sickness is a *****.

 

http://it.bentley.edu/GAMIO_SAMA/Images/grapejelly.jpg

 

Attending a party, my sis's nonetheless, is somehow dirty now? What.

 

lol, yeah, that was some great party, and DT was the life of it. XD

But that's too bad, Smurf. Cold weather can be a bit of a party-pooper at times.

 

Aren't I--

[video=youtube;zLkcdsfGT_0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLkcdsfGT_0[/video]

...sorry, that seems to happen sometimes.