The Buccaneering Automaton Paladins of the Undead (aka: the B.A.P.U.)

To avoid this from dying. i shall post here and be captured... Hopefully my sacrifice won't be in vain.

 

Arrg it be very sad the state of my ship, crawling with cobwebs and such. Meh crew seems to have poofed, and yet I remain to go down with my ship. For the time being at least I have you as a hostage.

You play go fish?

 

Aye. i know the game.

 

Alright I'll shuffle.



*deals six cards to hostage*

 

got any threes?

 

No no, you must say the fish name, threes are... angelfish..according to that pic. And no, got any Dolphins?

 

Arg. Go fish. Got any angelfish?

 

Arrrg I be goin. No angelfish, go fish.

Any salmon?

 

*hands over a salmon* any lobsters?

 

Yaaar me crustaceans!...*hands over lobsters* But I be havin a pair of salmon. Got any Clown fish?

 

Arr. be goin' fishin'. Got any sharks? Oh and can i head back to my ship for a sec? they got food.

 

SHARKS? WHERE? MAN THE CANNON'S!......wait I'm all that's here....*hands over sharks*
Got any giant squid? -that isn't a fish in the slightest-

Sure, it's got to be better than holographic meatloaf. The spiders have taken all our other rations, even the coke. ;__;

 

k brb dude.

 

ARGH, WE BE HERE TO FIGHT FOR MR. RIENZEL! TO ARMS, MEN!

[video=youtube;xNf9L3paA50]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNf9L3paA50[/video]

 

Wait, what? No, no, no, no, NO. I am so not defending this ship completely alone again.
TO ARMS, FELLOW PRNwaaZ! WE MUST MOBILIZE!

 

Argh, where be the rest of me crew?

[video=youtube;YONPclzheqc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YONPclzheqc[/video]

I have little choice, I must stand me ground!

 

Midnight smiled sweetly and waved at them, the little girl looking so out of place on here. “Hello guys, just thought I’d pop by to say hello.” She began to walk towards them, then in the blink of an eye she changed. She brought out a dart gun, her ever favourite weapon, this time filled with a luminous pink substance. She fired at them quickly before running, somersaulting and leaping into the air towards them, still firing. She came down with a hell of a lot of force, feet first into the chest of DarkTraitor.

 

I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE. WHY DOTH MY TEAM FORSAKE ME?!
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D'aww poor little DT, but an attack is an attack.

[video=youtube;lKD7PNjlDB4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKD7PNjlDB4&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL14D2FA88C6176FD1[/video]

 

[video=youtube;kDCXma0v-fY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDCXma0v-fY[/video]

BEHOLD THE AWESOMENESS OF NINJA!

My sister's cat does this, it's pretty funny.