The Buccaneering Automaton Paladins of the Undead (aka: the B.A.P.U.)

I may change my username to that one day.

You are a very mean lion.

 

It's ok, he's just mad because he isn't king.

 

It should be. I mean, we can easily take a lion. He doesn't have any thumbs. ​

 

Nah, y'see, my Tome fixed that ages ago. If he can handle an assault rifle, he can handle a ship.

 

But can he handle two lolis?​

 

I have wings, he can't handle this.

 

I do too. And they are sparkly:

Spoiler: My Wings

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Spoiler

Think again matie.

 

(takes off gir suit) i'm ready

 

So are we actually trying to take over? Cause I do have to admit, the threads have been a bit boring without a rival ship to destroy...

 

Well seeing as I am the only active member of this ship you wouldn't get a very long fight. The fish just aren't bitting like they used to.

 

What blasphemy is this? YOU are the dreaded captain Droid of the flash, scourge of the 27 Forums. So act like it!!! Gather a crew and INVADE dammit!!!!

 

*Boards ship*
Boy, look at this relic. You guys have cob webs on your cob webs.

 

Hey, can someone take down the "p.r.n.w.a.a.z. was here" tag on The Saber? Since, you know, you're not P.R.N.w.a.a.Z. anymore.

 

Oh, this thread hasn't been closed.

/isstillaCaptain

Well, I don't know how many of you are still part of this thread, but I think I'll try and reorganize it today.

 

*walks aboard to invade* INVASION!

Oh wait. I'm alone. RETREAT!!!!!!!