The "Ask Rat a Random Question" thread!

Why must we ask a question?

 

Because if you don't you'll be attacked by flesh eating squirrils.

 

Why will we be attacked by flesh eating squirrils?

 

Because they think you are their mather that left them out in the cruel world ;-;

 

Why would they think I am their mother? (this will go on foever, just so you know....)

 

Because you are a lady :3 You all are! Mwuahahahhhahaha!!!!

 

What makes you think that?

 

Ask the floating apple. It knows all D:

 

Why can't I ask you instead?

 

Because Im too hella shmexy and too hella tight.

 

Why do you think your hella shmexy and hella tight?

 

Because the apple said so.

 

Why do you trust the apple?

 

Because its a talking apple.

 

Is it me or is that a dumb reason to trust an apple?

 

Its just you.

 

Why do you think it is me?

 

Because you are the one asking me the questions D:

 

Why am I asking you questions?

 

Becasue you have nothing else to do and because you worship me.