The Alter-ego Family

My mom came home, so no computer for me. I tried to stay up late so when she went to sleep, I would go on... But then I got tired X_x

 

It's okay Eden

 

I think that yesterday was a bad day for two reasons..... 1. My plan didn't work out & 2. ....Riku called me Onesama... O_O;; It's the sign of the apocalypse! RUN AWAY!

 

*sky turns black* oh no

 

... I WAS JUST KIDDING!.... It was just creepy that Riku called me, the one person who tortures him the most, calls me Onesama!

 

what does onesama mean
*it begins to rain blood*

 

Onesama means Big Sister in Japanese....*the sky is now back to normal*

 

*fire balls rain from the sky*
Man this sucks

 

I WAS KIDDING!!*use family creator powers to make the sky back to the way it was, WITHOUT the catastraphy stuff*

 

Hi ya'll!
My grandma wouldn't et off this morning so...nyeh.

 

That explains....ALOT... Btw, was I having a Nightmare last night, or did Riku really call me Onesama?

 

Riku's a toddler.He has no memory of when he was older.
Just be glad he didn't call you 'Mama'.XD

 

....But it was still scawy O_O;; But Mama?! Holy shitaki!

 

Just think,if we keep Riku like this he won't be mean to us anymore.^-^

 

...But there are only 2 downsides to this
1. I can't beat the crap out of him
2. He's gonna call me something that is going to be the sign of the Apocalypse O_O;;

 

How can a cute widdle toddler cause the Apacolypse?^-^

 

I've been having weird dreams... One was very odd O_O;; It's all because of that little twerp!

 

What did you dream about?
Vaw...*tugs at my pant leg*
what is it cutie?
cah I asc you somtin?
sure.what is it?
Were do babies come fwom?
....
what?._.;

 

........I know but I aint sayin...*shuts mouth*

 

You see, when a mommy and the daddy love eachother very much,The stork rewards them with a baby!^-^;
Weawy?
really!^-^;