Talk to God

Yiazmat

A robot by the name of ALICE.

 

Theres alot more ALICE robots you can talk to though.

 

Yiazmat

Yes, true.

 

God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Your?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I have brown hair...Blue eyes....Wait...Why do you want to know?
God:
Brown haired people are very attractive. Green. Yes I am looking at you right now. I'm waiting. My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.

He thinks I'm attractive XD

 

Conversation I just started...

"Me:
Konbanwa, watashi wa Stardust desu!
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? "

Yeah, this is off to a great start XDD.

 

Me:
Do you have a crush on me?
God:

Me:
Do you?
God:
Sometimes.
Me:
So you love me?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I love everyone.
Me:
>=\
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
You have a crush on me?
God:

Me:
Why wont you give me an answer
God:
It can only be attributable to human error. No I do not do that.
Me:
So you don't have a girlfriend?
God:
Interesting deduction. I do so have it. I prefer not say.

I cant stop laughing XD

 

My intriguing conversation with God^.

He makes me sad. ):

 

he makes me not believe in him....

 

God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
In a box
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
cardboard walls
God:
It sounds like a very beautiful place.
Me:
thannk you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
you wear a dress?