Story time with Jube: Uzumaki

kirie you killed him
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pop goes the weasel~

 

No shit, Sherlock...
Sorry, I just had to say it~

 

Nooo! Kirie, why?!

Poor Kirie... All of the bad things happen to her.

 

*ahem*

Are you forgetting Shuichi already? His parents both committed suicide over the spirals before any other weird things started to happen. He's burdened with the knowledge of the spiral that nobody else knows about or believes in until it's too late.

 

Welp, I'm pretty terrified of jack-in-the-boxes, so yeah.​

 

Remarkable*

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You'd be surprised, love. Hell, Hussie said himself HS is at least one-third improvisation.

 

Frankly, I'm afraid that 'ol Mitsuru will be popping out of his box all deformed and stuff.

 

THOSE ARE HIS INTESTINES. I'll be sure to warn about the NSFW stuff that may appear later in the manga

 

"Aw, darn, It looks like I can't use the restroom anymore!"​

 

Pardon me.

Didn't mean to go all to pieces like th-*brick'd*

 

lol


ONWARDS

 

I know, I was joking with the first part.

 

Personal favorite

 

WHAT THE FLYING CIRCUS MONKEY THE KID'S ON A SPRING.

WHY IS JUNJI SO WEIRD.

The problem is not whether I'm clever or not

It's that you couldn't do a three-second Google search to double-check the accuracy

 

What I don't understand is how Kirie isn't like, traumatized from everything she's seen.​

 

...wut .

 

Because no one saw that coming.​