Story Time KHV

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Daenerys Targaryen, Nov 11, 2012.

  1. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    So tonight I was at work and I almost fainted. It was actually the scariest thing that I have experienced. My vision was totally blurry, and I couldn't hear anything. All sound was drowned out entirely. I was stumbling towards my boss and I couldn't even talk without feeling like I was going to fall down.

    So basically I didn't die or anything, but I wanted to share.

    Moral of the story kids: Always make time to eat, and if you don't...don't stand in front of an oven for two hours folding pizza boxes, smelling food, and not eating it.

    The end
     
  2. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    Sounds like you need sex.
     
  3. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    This is correct :c
     
  4. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    I think you just need to not deprive yourself of food.
     
  5. jafar custom title

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    ya gotta listen to the fonz


    eyyyy
     
  6. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    Food sex, best of both ideas.
     
  7. 61 No. B

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    It's funny that you say that, because I was thinking about not eating all together anymore.

    Doesn't really do much for me. So much time wasted, I could be doing things like not eating.
     
  8. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Sounds messy and like work.
    I'll pass.
     
  9. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    It was just today
    otherwise I eat everything in sight
     
  10. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    This is normally where i'd make a sexual joke on what you just said, but I respect you too much.

    Hugz?