(Note from author: I'm probably not going to update this one as often, but I just wanted to get this idea out before someone else beat me to it. I'm mainly going to focus on "Sora and Kairi's Wedding." Either way, this isn't going to be as long anyways. Oh, and about the title...I decided "A Kingdom Hearts Alternate Future" would be my trademark. Just so you know. ) The sun was finally setting on Destiny Islands. Tidus, Wakka and Riku had spent the day repairing one of the bridges. Sora and Kairi were off on the other side of the island spending some quality time together. Tidus and Wakka had already headed back to the main island, leaving Riku to finish up some last minute handiwork. "I'm really happy for those two," Riku thought as he hammered in the last nail. "Sora and Kairi deserve some alone time after everything that's happened." He stood up, stretched out his lower back and yawned. "Of course, it'd be nice if they had at least offered to..." KABOOM!! A giant explosion rocked the entire island, causing Riku to slip and fall off the bridge into the freezing cold ocean below. "What the..." He shook himself dry. "That came from the other side of the island!" He gasped. "Sora! Kairi!" Riku immediately broke into a run. As he made his way to the other end of the island, Riku couldn't believe what awaited him there. There lay the forms of Sora and Kairi sprawled out across the sand, seemingly unconscious. Riku ran up to Kairi and began to shake her awake. "Kairi! Wake up!" After a few heart-stopping moments, Kairi's eyes fluttered open. Riku let out a sigh of relief. "Kairi, are you okay?" She stared at him for a few seconds with a puzzled expression. "Riku?" "Yeah?" Riku helped Kairi up to her feet. She was still looking at him funny. "Why are you calling me Kairi?" Before Riku could contemplate what she was talking about, Sora came running up to them in a state of panic. "Riku! Sora!" Sora cried. Now Riku was really confused. Kairi's eyes widened at the sight of Sora. "AAAHHH!" She took a few steps back and pointed. "What am I doing over there?!" Sora rolled his eyes. "Figured it out yet, genius?" Neither Sora nor Kairi had ever seen Riku look completely freaked out before. "Sora...Kairi..." Sora sighed. "Yup. Sora and I are in each others bodies." "But how? This isn't physically possible!" Riku ranted. "Of all the things that we've been through, this is the first time I've even..." He stopped mid-rant and looked at the two suspiciously. "You guys aren't playing me right now, are you?" "Riku," Kairi (in Sora's body) began, "ask either of us a question that only we could answer." Riku thought a moment. Then he turned to Kairi's body and asked, "What was inside the box that I gave Sora back in the realm of darkness?" Kairi laughed. "That's easy. It was the picture of Roxas, Hayner and the others in front of Twilight Mansion, right?" "What else?" Sora (in Kairi's body) closed his/her eyes in deep thought. Then he smirked. "It was the Sea-salt ice cream bar that Donald ate." Riku nodded. "You're Sora, alright." "Well, now that we've got that taken care of," Kairi mused, "what do we do?" Riku rubbed his chin in thought. "First off, how'd this all happen?" "Sora went and shared a paopu fruit with me," Sora said with a grim tone in his voice. "That doesn't sound strange." "It was blue," he clarified. Riku's jaw dropped. "Blue?" He smacked Sora upside the head. "You idiot! The blue one has unknown magical properties!" Sora rubbed the back of his head. "Ow! I'm Kairi, remember?" "Oh, sorry." Riku smacked Kairi's head. "And don't do that to my head either!" Sora cried. Riku rubbed his temples in frustration. "Well, all that we can do is wait for the effects to wear off. So, let's just go home." Kairi sighed. "It's a good thing the mayor and my mom aren't home tonight. I don't want to have to answer any awkward questions." As Sora, Riku and Kairi walked to the boat, Sora's face started to blush furiously. Kairi looked at him curiously. "What's wrong?" "Um...we're going to have to sleep in the others bed, right?" "Yeah..." Kairi replied slowly. And then it dawned on Riku. He couldn't stop smirking. "Oh man, this is going to scar the both of you for the rest of your lives." Kairi was still puzzled. "What? I still don't get it." Riku laughed. "Kairi's saying that you have to..." He cupped his hand over his mouth and whispered three words that made Kairi's eyebrows shoot up. "I'm going to have to what?!" Kairi shrieked. Sora gave him a dangerous glare. "Sora, don't you dare..." he warned. Kairi's head dropped and took a good long look at her body. "I..." Sora gritted his teeth. "I swear, Sora! If you even remove one piece..." Kairi looked at Sora with a stunned expression. Then she gave him a wide grin. "Unless you'd rather your body start smelling..." Sora's face dropped. Kairi giggled. "That's what I thought."