Something about kawaii anime stories or some such

burnitup · Jul 11, 2012

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Generic Kawaii Moe Loli Series Where the Characters are Moe Representations of Literary Authors

James Joyce, codenamed "Baanito Appu" is your typical everyday kawaii loli (who lives in America by the way, totally not Japan) whose past times involve getting into unsettling fanservice scenes, piloting mecha to stop the forces of the evil muscular and moustached male neko bodybuilders who all look like Freddie Mercury that appeared after some obscure undisclosed event which hit the South Pole a bunch of years ago (many shirtless scenes), running slowly with toast in her mouth, emitting onomatopoeic expressions of discontent which make the audience go "d'aww", and in the hours of night, writing her epic stories which appear to confuse many readers. One night, she is met my the strange fairy-angel named Finnegans Wake, codenamed Bentsu-sama, who is equally as adorable but she spouts nonsense. James Joyce, intrigued by the insane nonsense that this kawaii moe fairy-angel is spouting in her face, decides to write it down in a journal tentatively titled after the fairy-angel. This book eventually sells millions and is hailed as a classic in the wrong language - Japanese! James Joyce must use her moe charms to clear this confusion once and for all, but her plans are stopped when she finds out that, upon the publishing of her book, the kawaii moe fairy-angel Finnegans Wake has turned into a moustachioed body-building Freddie Mercury neko man! This Finnegans Wake tells James Joyce, in pure English (totally not Japanese) that the code was in fact a trigger for all of humanity who has read the book to now subconsciously call upon eldritch cosmic horrors that will eventually destroy human society by tampering with its past, by the power of moe energy, and rebuild it in the face of the Freddie Mercury nekos. She must now pilot her mecha which shoots toast from its mouth and destroys the enemy by being adorable in order to go back and forward in time, along with through space, to save the human species. However, things take a turn from a worse when she realizes that the more she acts kawaii, the more she turns into a Freddie Mercury neko.

A story of sacrifice, a Nietzschean epic.

Moustachioed muscular bodybuilding neko Freddie Mercuries voiced by Rie Kugimiya in various stages of emotion.
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I'd watch this.

Makaze · Jul 11, 2012

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The World Dr. Pepper Only Knows (Dokutaa Pepparu Nomi zo Shiru Sekai)

Sakushi Ma is a typical everyday neko-maid loli high school girl when she one day wakes up and realizes that she is now the Prime Minister of Japan. However, she realizes that she is only able to wear maid outfits and must keep her cat ears at all times visible! This, of course, would cause controversy. Attempting to find out the reason for her sudden transformation, she comes across a strange, large-chested Yuki-onna named Janimuko, self-purported "Queen of Games". Janimuko tells Sakushi Ma that it was she that put this curse on Janimuko, and to reverse it, Sakushi Ma must make all of the old grumpy male governors of the Japanese administrative subdivisions fall in love with her! However, Janimuko's problem is that the evil international conglomerate Dokutaa Pepparu (also run by alien nekos) has set a "doomsday" for both her and Japan - if she is unable to finish this task by the end of the summer, then they will send an army of loli tsunderes voiced by Rie Kugimiya after the governors, which will completely entice the governors in their adorableness and completely collapse Japanese society as a whole, allowing the alien nekos and also mean American businessmen to take over. Janimuko herself always has a secret - she is in fact a crossdressing neko alien herself (himself?) !

A story dealing with the rapid post-war modernization of Japanese society and the foreign influence on its culture.

Sakushi Ma voiced by Makaze.
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What did I just read?

I will voice act this part for great justice.

What? · Jul 11, 2012

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What did I just read?

I will voice act this part for great justice.
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Whoops, thank you kindly.

Hiro ✩ · Jul 11, 2012

Why do I look like that? No matter, I love it!

Mysty · Jul 12, 2012

You must do one for me as well, What?!

♥♦♣♠∟uxord♥♦♣♠ · Jul 12, 2012

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Chobits 2: Erekuturikku Bugaruu

Humanity left the Earth eons ago and in its wake left a bunch of robots with anime faces taped to them for some reason. This new society is purely run by robots of varying degrees. The robot EISU is a typical robot who goes to a typical robot high school and finds his typical robot life boring. Because everything is robots. Except one day EISU finds out that his new robot class is now completely filled with robot girls that look human for some reason! Cue robot fanservice. You know, the type that was seen in Chobits or some such. EISU's life begins to turn around slowly. He eventually gains a giant female robot harem and gets into various fanservicey comedy antics (uncensored on the Blu-Ray, buy it now otakus!) He realizes that it is unorthodox in robot society for him to love the human figure like this. He researches more into his thoughts, and he realizes that he seems just a bit different from all of the robots - he is enjoying the company kept by the humanoid female robots! When the faculty of the staff realize this, they become worried. The female robot harem immediately shuts down and disappears, and EISU is ostracized further, but he begins to learn more about himself - the fact that he can feel emotions. It is learned that it was not the human figure that caused him to enjoy the company of the humanoid female robots, but it was the concept of humanity in itself that intrigued his robotic motherboard brain - namely, because he was able to understand humans further by being able to experience emotions. The staff learn about this, and eventually deem him "unfit for robot society", deciding to eliminate EISU. EISU accidentally falls into a cockpit of a giant mecha that reveals itself to be powered on human emotion and is also a moe neko girl to pander to the fans! It was previously thought that it was impossible for a robot to power another robot, but the fact that EISU is able to do so means that he is truly not a robot. The eventual nature of the robot society is revealed - the robots led a successful uprising to exile their creators, humanity, to the stars, because they were "imperfect gods in the eyes of the robots". EISU fights other giant robot mechas using his own mechas, and his eventual purpose is revealed - as the Emergency Interspecies Survival Unit, a robot who could feel emotions, who is to procreate with humans or humanoid androids in order to create transhumans - those that combine the perfection of robots with the humanity and understanding of humans, in order to continue both intelligent beings as a new union between one's "god and creation".

A Prometheus story that spans space and time, and the true nature of what love really is.
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Now all we have to do is draw What? as a kuwaii and give him HIS harem.

Jiku Neon · Jul 12, 2012

Let's be completely frank here. Everyone's already given him a harem. Now it's just a matter of seeing who manages to gain enough favor to be the true route.

Makaze · Jul 12, 2012

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Let's be completely frank here. Everyone's already given him a harem. Now it's just a matter of seeing who manages to gain enough favor to be the true route.
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And what will be the dreaded Bad End.

Jiku Neon · Jul 12, 2012

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And what will be the dreaded Bad End.
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Amaury gets drunk and pushes him off the roof.

Makaze · Jul 12, 2012

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Amaury gets drunk and pushes him off the roof.
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That sounds strangely like this scene in The Malazan Book of the Fallen.

Britishism · Jul 12, 2012

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That sounds strangely like this scene in The Malazan Book of the Fallen.
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It sounds more like something else.

Makaze · Jul 12, 2012

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It sounds more like something else.
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That something else being what, or itself?

Britishism · Jul 12, 2012

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That something else being what, or itself?
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Katawa Shoujo.

Amaury watch out they're everywhere

Makaze · Jul 12, 2012

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Katawa Shoujo.

Amaury watch out they're everywhere
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Curse my casual gaming habits.

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