Something about kawaii anime stories or some such

I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an emperor. That's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible; Jew, Gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone, and the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. The airplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men; cries out for universal brotherhood; for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women, and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me, I say, do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish. Soldiers! Don't give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you, enslave you; who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel! Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines, you are not cattle, you are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! You don't hate! Only the unloved hate; the unloved and the unnatural. Soldiers! Don't fight for slavery! Fight for liberty! In the seventeenth chapter of St. Luke, it is written that the kingdom of God is within man, not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people, have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy, let us use that power. Let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfill that promise. They never will! Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people. Now let us fight to fulfill that promise. Let us fight to free the world! To do away with national barriers! To do away with greed, with hate and intolerance! Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness. Soldiers, in the name of democracy, let us all unite!

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You know What? the more you do these the more people are gonna post in them and the more you will not be able to do because you busy yourself to much.

 

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Draw me like one of your Qubecois girls.

 

I love that speech from Hitler/Chaplin.

 

What?, sometimes I wonder if you're just being coy with us or if you actually are genuinely surprised when people flock to your threads or render unto you the, in my opinion, due adulation and laud. Also, don't bother yourself with posting anything for me, I was actually just voicing an opinion, not trying to get something out of you. It kind of feels awkward whenever I post thinking you feel some obligation to respond.

 

I'm ready for my kawaiiness.

Erm...lamer.

 

It is a type of doublethink. He believes that he will get some posts but always underbids it.

 

but how will you draw me as a kawaii anime desu
if i already am a kawaii anime desu​

 

What? Needs to learn at this time of night an invitation to be drawn by him would be like opening a wound in shark infested waters.

 

It's only 8:30.

 

Fuck off it's 1:30am in the only time zone that matters.

 

GMT? Pshaaaaaaawwww.

 

This shall be interesting.

 

June-jo Romantica: Some Yaoi Subtitle Goes Here

Gettou-kun is a young lad with big dreams. Attempting to make it in the underground world of Kyoto Anime Beat Poetry, he decides that, at the beginning of June, he will visit the famed Axis Club ("Akusisu-kurabu") to present his latest avant-garde work, "A Bunch of Neko Schoolgirls Sing About Dango While I Rap This Over a Nujabes Beat". However, upon entering the club, he realizes that not everything is at it seems! It is here that he meets the enigmatic and mysterious Toriga-sama, a man who was drawn by the creators in the most bishounen style possible and also with pale skin, gaunt features, and glasses in order to appeal to many of the fans of these sort of character designs. A famed Anime Beat Poet, Toriga-sama is a proponent of the "on-hands" style, where he commonly incorporates what he calls "physical factors" into his works. These factors in question usually vary. Gettou-kun, looking to seek some experience, decides to agree to become Toriga-sama's kohai under his tutelage, but this quickly devolves into beautiful yaoi romance with some potentially implied physical scenes. But eventually, Gettou learns the true nature of Toriga-sama: he is in fact a government construct created by an evil species of alien nekos posing as the Japanese government who crafted Toriga-sama in order to recruit as many bishounen poets as possible in order to completely eradicate the major source driving all of humanity's progress: yaoi fangirls. And yet, it is always hard for Gettou-kun to resist the temptations that Toriga-sama provides.

An allegory of Paradise Lost.

Steve Blum voices every character in broken Japanese.

The World Dr. Pepper Only Knows (Dokutaa Pepparu Nomi zo Shiru Sekai)

Sakushi Ma is a typical everyday neko-maid loli high school girl when she one day wakes up and realizes that she is now the Prime Minister of Japan. However, she realizes that she is only able to wear maid outfits and must keep her cat ears at all times visible! This, of course, would cause controversy. Attempting to find out the reason for her sudden transformation, she comes across a strange, large-chested Yuki-onna named Janimuko, self-purported "Queen of Games". Janimuko tells Sakushi Ma that it was she who put this curse on Sakushi Ma, and to reverse it, Sakushi Ma must make all of the old grumpy male governors of the Japanese administrative subdivisions fall in love with her! However, Janimuko's problem is that the evil international conglomerate Dokutaa Pepparu (also run by alien nekos) has set a "doomsday" for both her and Japan - if she is unable to finish this task by the end of the summer, then they will send an army of loli tsunderes voiced by Rie Kugimiya after the governors, which will completely entice the governors in their adorableness and completely collapse Japanese society as a whole, allowing the alien nekos and also mean American businessmen to take over. Janimuko herself always has a secret - she is in fact a crossdressing neko alien herself (himself?) !

A story dealing with the rapid post-war modernization of Japanese society and the foreign influence on its culture.

Sakushi Ma voiced by Makaze.

Saint Seiyuu: Chervaliers of the Various Buddhist/Confucianist/Taoist Concepts

A beautiful story of the power that three different people can achieve. Mishu-chan is an opera singer ice princess with a dragon tail hailing from the northern wastes of Hokkaido. Sheba Riru is a foreign businessman dissatisfied with his life in Japan and posing as a double life through being a famed opera tenor. Ama-RI is a robot created by a mysterious Japanese maid organization decide to be "the perfect maid" for all aspiring families. One day they receive a note from Norio Wakamoto, choosing the three of them to be voice actors (seiyuus) in his newest anime production: Norio Wakamoto: The Modern Opera Anime that is Obsessed with Western Motifs and Blatant Symbolism Evangelion-style. However, instead, they come across an empty warehouse, a note, and a drill key! Here they are ambushed by strange tentacle monsters straight out of the dirty animes, and using the drill key they fuse into one giant mecha called "High School Kawaii Student-chan" who is able to beat up the scantily-clad fanservice monsters using the mysterious energy called "tomodachi". The note reveals that they are the three Chervaliers who must save the world from collapsing in the future by being conduits of this perpetual energy: tomodachi, and fighting these demonic entities that come from the future and are a result of the maid organization eventually capitalizing on the lesser amount of fossil fuels. But what's this?! It turns out that Norio Wakamoto has his own perpetual energy - run on cute moe girls!

A story about how humanity sticks together in energy crises, the Four Heavenly Kings, time travel, and to what extent robotic maids can truly feel emotion.

Amaury voiced by Rie Kugimiya.

Serial Experiments LaRIA

In the future, the internet is powered by Japanese high school girls. All of it. Or some such. Rariru-chan is a popular internet idol girl who is famous for her extreme kawaii-ness (kawaii-nesu) a system of rating in the future internet. However, she is abducted by a mysterious lady called "Moshi", taken from the society's ancient term for greeting through telecommunications. She constantly claims that Rariru-chan is "the key to saving Japanese society", and turns Rariru-chan into a magical girl, complete with a costume that is a combination between maid and tutu and super-blushu effects with cat ears. As a magical girl, Rariru-chan must traverse the internet and destroy its power source - the Japanese high school girls - by befriending them and also forcing them to be in revealing fanservice scenes?! An anime all about pandering to the corner niche of these type of things. Eventually, it is revealed that Moshi was once herself a Japanese high school girl who was able to liberate herself from the system and wishes to free society from the "objectivization of cute Japanese girls".

All female characters voiced by Norio Wakamoto after he has drunk a pint of bourbon.









EDIT: What in god's name happened to my poor thread. I am so sorry. I needed a walk.

 

What?, I think I am in love with you.

 

That's a pretty sensible way to look at it.

 

Everyone is so adoraburuuuuuuuu.

•u•​

 

Posting because....well honestly I don't know.

 

Back off, I posted in this thread first >: