So...

How's the wife and kids?

 

*does the click with the heel*They are doing mighty fine! Oh look, here comes another kid!*passes out from blood*

 

That's terrific, they have your eyes. =D

 

My wife? That whore is cheating on me for some fat lard says she likes a man with a big junk. The kids? ***** they still living in that there foster home.

 

Kids.....what can ya do?! Atleast meh wife loves me, but she won't let me watch the game!*goes on a rant*

 

Aye the wife & kids are smashing. Wee Jimmy learned how to ride a bike today, & wee Hamish got his first tooth in.

 

The wife is fine, just gotten over her illness and the kids? Well the twins are fine, they start school soon.

 

The wife is at work...and the kids just died of rabies.

 

You tell me dear. :3

 

*smacks leg*
That is so good to hear! I'm glad the kids are doing fine. Tell Wee Jimmy I said hi, Wee Hamish scares me though. He has your eyes of evil, no offense.

 

Honestly, you should look afterthe kids too.

I tried to tell Jimmy that but he looked at me & smacked into a tree. Hamish was always different but we try not to say it in front of him...AHHH HAMISH!!!

 

But they're a draaaaaag....D:

 

Hamish you bad whipper snapper! Don't let me catch you throwing rocks at my window again. That kids needs to be taught a lesson! And now I shall run before he finds me.

 

Well, the wife beat the grocer over the head with a baseball bat because the roast beef wasn't bloody enough. Little Maria's doing fine... recovering at the institution for eating little Moses.