So, you're at school, you open your locker and then...

I'd counterattack by finding the guy/girl who stuffed her in my locker, and put something like, say, a pile of moldy trash into said person's locker...and bed, whichever comes first.

 

I'd tell her to get the fuck out of my locker.

: D

 

i'd rape her with a banana because i'm so ****ing random.

 

First, I must say. **** YES LOCKER CLEANING SERVICE.

But, seriously, party time.

 

I would wonder why my locker jumped from being a square foot of space to being a cleaners' closet.

 

Tell her that she can't have my locker?
Or... Ask her where she got her contacts from?

If she is a ghost that wants to send you to an insane asylum, shove you hand through her stomach and if it goes through, then she's just part of your imagination.

 

Why the stomach? I'd aim a bit higher. Either way, she'll be P.O.ed if she's not a ghost, so you might as well enjoy yourself.

 

i'd ask her "What the heck are you doing in there?" then I'd shut the locker again to make sure nobody's around.

 

Everything.

 

Tell her not to start dinner, 'Cause I'm workin' late.

 

"Hello, I'm Riccardo, you can call me Ricky, nice to meet you. So, how's it going?" Then I'd ask for her number and many things after that.
But I don't have a locker....

 

Just be glad it's not pedophilia.

 

I'd cry with joy at suddenly having a locker that big.

 

MISsILES ARE THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING HECK YES

 

Unfortunately, our lockers aren't nearly that big. I'd like to see anyone who could fit a broom, much less an entire person - into mine.

 

I'd skin her and sell that skin to cosplayers. Maybe sew in some zippers for the sake of convenience.

 

I don't use my locker, but if I did, I'd most likely go on about my day.

 

I'd flurt with her until she left because I suck at flurting when i'm trying to flurt

 

...... Ain't Flirt spelled with an "I"? .-.;;;

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OH CRAP. I'M POSTING IN THE SPAMZONE AGAIN. *is fearing for her lurker status*

 

Wonder where all of the **** I keep in my locker is.