So today I found out that my uncle married a stalker.

Isn't that romantic?

 

No, it's not.

 

i second this post.

stalking isn't romantic. at all.

 

"Its not stalking if you love them"
- Creepy kid in english class last year

 

At 1 a.m. ?

 

I thought the sarcasm was evident.

 

Sarcasm is a remark you say back to a person, Not the other way around.

 

No, sarcasm is any comment meant to sound serious when it obviously isn't.

 

um excuse me miss, I like your usertitle.
~Said It's cool, you're touching my hand
Yeah it's cool, it's cool, where we riding too?
So come on, sugar, you're touching my hand
Yeah it's cool it's cool, where we riding to?

 

I have never heard of anyone starting a conversation with a sarcastic remark.

Yes I know right? c:
Good song is good.

 

it's one of meh fav's. SEE. this is why you're my wife. ._.

 

I am already tired of that song :I I like Youth now.

 

fuck you man although all their songs are amazing. listen to Of moons, birds & monsters

 

Your uncle married this? o_O

 

omg. That was totally full of Wynne.

 

No. Here, let me explain the sitcheeayshun.

My uncle works for an airliner, kay?
So every once in a while he would stop in Michigan and one of the people who worked at that airport met him on one of her breaks. So for the next two or three years she checked the flight queu so she could coordinate her breaks in such a fashion that she would meet up with him every time he stopped there. This actually happened with like three other women too. Eventually he married the one from Michigan. And that's how my uncle married a stalker.

 

That...doesn't sound that stalkerish to be honest.

 

that's not as creepy as I imagined

I thought she was looking through his bedroom window at 8:00 at night watching him undress....or something like that