when I saw this monkey thing. And I said to myself. Stuff him slowly up your ass. Feel his tiny little bones crack as he tries to break free. Your tight ring squeezing him. The sting of his bones puncturing your walls. The feeble twitching as panic sets in. And then to slowly **** him out. His crumpled body snapped in disconcerting angles. Faintly wheezing as he tries desperately to blink the rancid **** from his tiny bloodstained eyes. His little squeaks croaking from his crushed neck. The reverb of thick blood filling his lungs, leaving him there gasping pathetically. A few of his digits twitching as he tried to scrape himself away from your pus-marked rectum. The stink of **** wafting up, almost curry-like in it's intensity. Then I had to wash the image out of my head with beer. Then I remembered I had no beer Then I wondered why i had no beer Then I remembered my New Years resolution. Then I cried. On another note, WHY THE FUCK DOES THE SHREDDER KEEP ON BEING REVIVED! HE GOT HIS ASS KICKED BY TURTLES AND A RAT! I WOULD STAY DEAD AFTER THAT! WHO WANTS TO GO AROUND KNOWING THEY GOT KILLED BY TURTLES AND A RAT! A FUCKING RODENT AND REPTILES! THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE SENTINENT THINKING! Spoiler also trap thread
The part about the monkey will haunt my dreams. The part about the Ninja Turtles made me lol pretty hard, though.
